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Nov 22, 2009 - 10:32 AM |
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The Case of the Rotting Bananas. |
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The bananas in my apartment are rotting at an unusually fast rate. During the process of cooking eggs, I simply turned my back a moment and already the banana I was going to eat with my breakfast had black spots emerging all over its skin. I later conducted a door-to-door survey, and have corroborated evidence that this phenomenon is occurring all over the complex.
The question I ask myself at this point is: now what? I am unsure of where to even begin searching for an explanation. I can just sit by helplessly as my bananas, and the bananas of everyone around me, turn black before our eyes. Until this mystery is solved, I am left with only two options: consuming 5-8 bananas all at once, or consuming a frozen banana one at a time.
Either way, very soon I will hate bananas.
| Currently Playing: Banana Dirge In The Year 2009 |
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