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Nov 10, 2007 - 04:30 AM |
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asafhju78 SEVENYrEUGHT |
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Here are two (THREE) Master System games, grabbed with great care from the Infernal Museum of Fantastic Clutter. Out of the fucking way, Mona Lisa wholegrain bread! Aside from having extreme minimal 80's effort put into the front (later releases in the futuristic 90's actually had proper full blown covers like KLAX because it was the 90's and there was certainly time for Klax to look beautiful), Master System games didn't need to piss fart around with detailed descriptions on the back. Where NES games often needed the whole box to cough text onto about how the struggle for lasers is on in a puzzle game, here..
RIGHT TO THE POINT. Turn BACK the invaders, it's not a cry for help, it's a God damn order. A DAMNED GOD WANTS TO GO BACK IN TIME WITH THE HELP OF INVADERS. But what has happened, what what what well well well. Sure we've shifted from 2D to XD (lolzroflymydragon), but have you seen some of the game descriptions lately?
THE HELL IS THIS. It's like an ENTIRE LIBRARY OF YAWN crammed on here, and what for? GOD HAND. GOD HAND DOESN'T NEED THIS ARMY OF BOREDOM. "Punch your opponent into orbit" is on there, and that's all it needs. Let's something!
YES IN THE SCANNER WITH YOU.
 
I did this a while ago with Castlevania on DS, but not an actual printed version. So so sad. ADDED AN S TO OPPONENT JUST NOTICED. Wow. Wow. Ginger chicken my arse, it was like $16 for a lump of boiled chicken and some fucking water sauce. I'm going to Master System all my boxes. For everything. And my wrist watch. And. brb k ^_______________^6^^^
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