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The Marie Calender Mystery
In the state of Connecticut, there is a sudden strange lack of the ever-delicious Country Fried Chicken dinner. Originally, I thought that in this world of assholes trying to stop Super Sized meals and granola chewing, they had simply replaced it with the inferior BBQ Chicken.
However, Marie Calender has recently released a chicken fried steak meal, which is even WORSE for you than fried chicken. This leaves me to wonder - where did the fried chicken go? Do YOU know? Report! Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |