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![]() Member 7971 ![]() Level 1.00 ![]() Jun 2006 ![]() |
Make money fast with only a $6 investment!!!!
Turn $6 into thousands quickly and easily. Don't wait do it now!
I just want to let you know that I needed cash and eventually got it. Hope you will do the same too. Good luck. A little while back, I was browsing through some news groups, I came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00 dollars! I thought: Damn, this must be a scam and illegal'. Yet, I was curious, so I kept on reading. Anyway, the article said that you send $1.00 dollar to each of the 6 names and address stated in the article. You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 news groups (as you might know, there are thousands of news groups). So after having thought about it first, I decided to try it. I figured what have I got to loose except 6 stamps and $6.00 dollars, am I right? I was a little skeptical and worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed it was indeed legal. After that I invested the measly $6.00. Well GUESS WHAT!! Within 7 days, I started getting money in my mail! I was shocked. I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first, week I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a total of over $1,000.00.In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it is still coming in rapidly. *Dear reader, it's certainly worth $6.00 dollars and 6 stamps. Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works...also make sure you print a copy of this article, so you can get information off of it as you need it. Believe me, it does really work! Here's how you do it: *STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST". Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside each pieces of paper so that the bill will not be seen through the envelope to prevent thievery. Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. Now, you should have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address and a $1.00 dollar bill. What you are doing is creating a service by this. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses: 1) PEE WEE HERMAN 2) BATMAN 3) KIRBY 4) MEGAMAN 5) CAPTAIN N 6) BOB ROSS Make sure you use the correct postage when mailing to the States or out of the States. *STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other names up (6 becomes five, 5 becomes 4 etc...) and add YOUR name as number 6 on the list. *STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 news groups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups.) All you need is a minimum 200, but remember, the more you post the more money you make! *DIRECTION---HOW TO POST TO NEWS GROUPS--- * *STEP 1: You don't need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computers memory. *STEP 2: Open a blank 'notepad' file under accessories in windows and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the edit menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad, so that you can add *your name to the list. *STEP 3: Save your new notepad file as a '.txt' file. If you want to do your in different sittings, you will always have this file to go back to. *STEP 4: Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions. *STEP 5: Visit message boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the 'subject', this will be the header everyone sees as then scroll through the list of postings in a particular group! *REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200. That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days. You may eventually want to rent a P.O. Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it. ***JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.** Now the WHY part: Out of the 200 postings say I only receive 5 replies (a very low example). So then I made $5.00 with my name at #6. Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons to each of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me. Now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name as #3 and I only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each one of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM of 200 letters with my name at #2 and they only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125.00! Those 3,125 persons will deliver this message to 200 news groups with my name at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 news groups react I will receive $15,625.00! With the original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! Just send the 6 x $1 to the above six addresses, and then start replacing the numbers with your name in sequence. It's A Guaranteed Moneymaker!! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the news groups and send out another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start posting again. The things to remember is, do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the Internet and reading these articles, ever day, just like you are doing now. So, you might ask yourself: 'Can I afford $6.00 dollars and see if it really works?' I think so. People have said: 'What if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money?' So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users and new honest users who are joining the internet and newsgroups every day and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual internet. Remember, play fairly and honestly and this will work. Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by JazzFlight; Jun 5, 2006 at 02:06 PM.
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Fuck off.
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() ![]() |
{Edited most important part of OP with fake names}
See, not only should you close the thread, but mess up whatever the spammer was trying to do. Most amazing jew boots |
I figured anyone stupid enough to fall for this deserved everything they got.
Also, I didn't bother reading much past the first sentence. ![]() I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() ![]() |
Bob Ross's estate is gonna get rich.
Er. Richer. I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
Hey. Free postcount boost in here and sass can't get it.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Now that's just mean, Miles.
FELIPE NO ![]() ![]() |
Thread stickied. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Anyone got $6 I can borrow? I'm pretty skint at the moment.
How ya doing, buddy? ![]() ![]() |
Miles took the words right out of my mouth.
Let's see how many angry reports she can write before blowing up. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I'm betting four and a journal entry.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() ![]() |
I'll bet you $6 that there'll be no journal entry.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() |
Well obviously not now we called it.
I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() ![]() |
I guess it depends on whom she wants to win the $6.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
She may be too busy looking for sigs that are one byte over 50KB.
FELIPE NO |
She's just jealous she's not as cool as Face.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() ![]() |
Fuck. Everyone favors the brit
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Favours, Qwarky.
It's only coz I'm new, they'll all hate me as much as you after a month or two. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() ![]() |
I never thought that many actually hated me. They just kinda don't acknowledge me at all.
How ya doing, buddy? ![]() |
Negative attention is better than indifference. The latter can only mean you aren't doing your job properly.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
If it's hurting, it's working.
I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() ![]() |