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Billy Mays dead at 50
Wow, it's a bad year to be 50 apparently. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |
I won't believe it until some other news networks confirm it. I guess the Washington Post is confirming thus far.
It's hard to believe. Billy Mays seemed to be in good health, if maybe a little stressed out. Poor Billy Mays. I think Vince may have a great chance to resume business, here. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Stunned. Sounds a lot like Natasha Richardson's death; hit head, seemed fine, died hours later.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Wow, the autopsy results should be interesting if that's the case. Sad though
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I couldn't stand Billy's informercials, to be completely honest.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
wow I thought this was some sort of twisted jackson thread joke.
I just saw him on tv a few days ago on late night screaming his lungs out and all of a sudden his screaming has ceased. Seems to be a bad decade for celebrities. Kinda reminds me of a simpsons episode when homer predicted the end of the earth. "The stars shall fall." He wasn't a "star" sorta speak but popular for some reason nontheless FELIPE NO ![]() New Record! |
Billy Mays does not die.
Instead, he simply changes his name and face, then hocks more great products to us. He is immortal, like a Highlander. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
But wait! There's more!
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Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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This means that two more famous people must now die.
My money's on Swayze. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
I would always turn the channel when he appeared ![]() This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I never did care much for his commercials, but that sucks
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Wow... what the heck is going on these days... I can't wait to see who dies tomorrow... or later today...
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Everyone's dying this week...I think they're all related somehow. Bonus points to the person who can draw me a sensible flowchart.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
This is probably even more random than Michael Jackson.
FELIPE NO |
what the hell is going on
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
Wark! |
This week is a bad week for celebrities
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There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
So are they going to keep showing Pitch Men?
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
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Man this sucks. OxiClean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and ESPN360.com commercials will never be the same.
![]() RIP Billy Mays, Vince didn't have shit on you. Edit: Let's not forget Mighty Putty. I was speaking idiomatically. |
good night bearded prince ~~~
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS LET US ALL TYPE IN CAPS TODAY
REST IN PEACE, OUR SWEET YELLING PRINCE MAY YOU SMILE AND YELL TO GOD "AS I FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT, THINKING ABOUT HOW MICHAEL JACKSON AND FARRAH FAWCETT DIED, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF YOU ORDER NOW, GOD, I'LL BRING VINCE WITH ME, ABSOLUTELY FREE!" FELIPE NO |
Man, that's wild. I just watched him on The Tonight Show earlier this week, and now he's gone.
I'll miss his obnoxious voice. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
Fuck. I always enjoyed his commercials. His "yelling" approach to pitching his products was always amusing. He always seemed so full of life, like he truly enjoyed doing what he did. This sucks.
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