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Old Jun 28, 2009, 11:09 AM #1 of 34
Billy Mays dead at 50

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DEVELOPING: Television pitchman Billy Mays — who built his fame by appearing on commercials and infomercials promoting household products and gadgets — died Sunday, FOX News confirms.

Mays was found unresponsive by his wife inside his Tampa, Fla., home at 7:45 a.m. on Sunday, according to the Tampa Police Department.

Police said there were no signs of forced entry to May's residence and foul play is not suspected. Authorities said an autopsy should be complete by Monday afternoon.

Mays, 50, was on board a US Airways flight that blew out its front tires as it landed at a Tampa airport on Saturday, MyFOXTampa.com reported.

US Airways spokesman Jim Olson said that none of the 138 passengers and five crew members were injured in the incident, but several passengers reported having bumps and bruises, according to the station.

Authorities have not said whether Mays' death was related to the incident.

"Although Billy lived a public life, we don't anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days. Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times," Mays wife, Deborah, said in a statement on Sunday.
Source: Report: 'Infomercial King' Billy Mays Found Dead in Home - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment - FOXNews.com

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 11:23 AM 1 #2 of 34
I won't believe it until some other news networks confirm it. I guess the Washington Post is confirming thus far.

It's hard to believe. Billy Mays seemed to be in good health, if maybe a little stressed out.

Poor Billy Mays.

I think Vince may have a great chance to resume business, here.

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 11:24 AM #3 of 34
Stunned. Sounds a lot like Natasha Richardson's death; hit head, seemed fine, died hours later.

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 11:44 AM #4 of 34
Wow, the autopsy results should be interesting if that's the case. Sad though

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 11:45 AM 1 #5 of 34
It's a good thing he made the most important call ever.

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 11:45 AM #6 of 34
I couldn't stand Billy's informercials, to be completely honest.
I think Vince may have a great chance to resume business, here.
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Old Jun 28, 2009, 11:48 AM #7 of 34
wow I thought this was some sort of twisted jackson thread joke.
I just saw him on tv a few days ago on late night screaming his lungs out and all of a sudden his screaming has ceased.

Seems to be a bad decade for celebrities. Kinda reminds me of a simpsons episode when homer predicted the end of the earth. "The stars shall fall."
He wasn't a "star" sorta speak but popular for some reason nontheless

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 12:06 PM 3 #8 of 34
Billy Mays does not die.

Instead, he simply changes his name and face, then hocks more great products to us.

He is immortal, like a Highlander.

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 12:12 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 11:12 AM 3 #9 of 34
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Old Jun 28, 2009, 12:22 PM #10 of 34
This means that two more famous people must now die.

My money's on Swayze.

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 12:38 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 12:38 PM 1 #11 of 34
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I would always turn the channel when he appeared

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 01:01 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 11:01 AM #12 of 34
I never did care much for his commercials, but that sucks

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 01:10 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 01:10 PM #13 of 34
Wow... what the heck is going on these days... I can't wait to see who dies tomorrow... or later today...

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 01:14 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 07:14 PM #14 of 34
Everyone's dying this week...I think they're all related somehow. Bonus points to the person who can draw me a sensible flowchart.

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 01:16 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 12:16 PM #15 of 34
This is probably even more random than Michael Jackson.

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 01:34 PM #16 of 34
what the hell is going on

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 01:35 PM #17 of 34
This week is a bad week for celebrities

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 01:38 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 11:38 AM #18 of 34
what the hell is going on
For real. Death sure is popular these days.

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 01:43 PM #19 of 34
So are they going to keep showing Pitch Men?

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 01:56 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 11:56 AM 2 #20 of 34
For real. Death sure is popular these days.
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Old Jun 28, 2009, 02:07 PM #21 of 34
Man this sucks. OxiClean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and ESPN360.com commercials will never be the same.

RIP Billy Mays, Vince didn't have shit on you.

Edit: Let's not forget Mighty Putty.

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 02:53 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 02:53 PM #22 of 34
good night bearded prince ~~~

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 04:00 PM 1 #23 of 34
IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS LET US ALL TYPE IN CAPS TODAY

REST IN PEACE, OUR SWEET YELLING PRINCE

MAY YOU SMILE AND YELL TO GOD "AS I FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT, THINKING ABOUT HOW MICHAEL JACKSON AND FARRAH FAWCETT DIED, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF YOU ORDER NOW, GOD, I'LL BRING VINCE WITH ME, ABSOLUTELY FREE!"

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 04:09 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 02:09 PM #24 of 34
Man, that's wild. I just watched him on The Tonight Show earlier this week, and now he's gone.

I'll miss his obnoxious voice.

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Old Jun 28, 2009, 05:11 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2009, 03:11 PM #25 of 34
Fuck. I always enjoyed his commercials. His "yelling" approach to pitching his products was always amusing. He always seemed so full of life, like he truly enjoyed doing what he did. This sucks.

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