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funkmasterY · Jul 6, 2008, 05:27 AM

I couldn't help but notice in the FAQ that summoning the good Captain is a bannable offense. I don't see why. CP has done a lot for the community and the world at large. He cleans up pollution. Would you rather summon Captain Lame? He would lame up everything. The choice is clear. Captain Planet '08.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Muzza · Local time: Jul 6, 2008, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by funkmasterY

Would you rather summon Captain Lame? He would lame up everything.

I think he's already here.

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Leknaat · Jul 6, 2008, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by funkmasterY

I couldn't help but notice in the FAQ that summoning the good Captain is a bannable offense. I don't see why.

You don't need to know why. It's bannable because the person who runs this site says it's bannable. That's all you really need to know.

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Zergrinch · Local time: Jul 6, 2008, 11:04 PM

To get things running, I call on the first component of the good Captain...

SUPER RADIATION!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

packrat · Jul 6, 2008, 11:07 AM

DEFORESTATION!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Bradylama · Local time: Jul 6, 2008, 11:13 AM

EXPLOITATION!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wall Feces · Jul 6, 2008, 11:30 AM

BLAXPLOITATION!

How ya doing, buddy?

value tart · Jul 6, 2008, 07:42 PM

HEART!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

funkmasterY · Jul 6, 2008, 09:25 PM

It didn't work. Maybe we should try singing 'Barracuda'.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Bradylama · Local time: Jul 6, 2008, 09:33 PM

Maybe you just don't love the planet, you greenhouse gas emitting cocksucker.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

funkmasterY · Jul 6, 2008, 09:41 PM

Well... I do have tendency to strip naked, paint lipstick all over my body and spray hairspray all over the place in a festive dance. Then I burn tires and Styrofoam while I club baby seals.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

K_ Takahashi · Jul 6, 2008, 10:00 PM

the summoning is something that happened awhile back (4 years ago), but you don't have to worry about it.

I guess the next best thing would be Al Gore.

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funkmasterY · Jul 6, 2008, 10:02 PM

Al Gore would be a good choice, he is the father of the internet.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 6, 2008, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by funkmasterY

Al Gore would be a good choice, he is the father of the internet.

Do you always try this hard, or is it just an internet thing?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

funkmasterY · Jul 6, 2008, 10:16 PM

I am not trying at all. My main focus is to entertain myself. Whether some people like me or not has no bearing on me what-so-ever.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 6, 2008, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by funkmasterY

I am not trying at all. My main focus is to entertain myself. Whether some people like me or not has no bearing on me what-so-ever.

You remind me of this guy who used to come around named NeoDammerung. This is a bad thing. Because he was also known as Man of Pie and something else, because he got banned a few times.

I'm calling it now: You'll follow in his footsteps shortly. Probably as soon as Styphon notices you.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Jul 6, 2008, 10:36 PM

This entire thread is bullshit, man. What the fuck, man. Get this shit over with and close the goddamned thread, man.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

***Lord Styphon*** · Local time: Jul 6, 2008, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Beard Overflow

You remind me of this guy who used to come around named NeoDammerung. This is a bad thing. Because he was also known as Man of Pie and something else, because he got banned a few times.

I'm calling it now: You'll follow in his footsteps shortly. Probably as soon as Styphon notices you.

What makes you think Styphon hasn't noticed him already?

It isn't NeoDammerung, though, if only because this guy is apparently white, not black. And because NeoDammerung wanted to be a jarhead, while this guy is a squid.

How ya doing, buddy?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Jul 6, 2008, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by funkmasterY

I am not trying at all. My main focus is to entertain myself. Whether some people like me or not has no bearing on me what-so-ever.

Ok, um, listen, I'm going to be gentle about this because I figure you're about 14.

If you really want to entertain yourself in a fairly tedious way without having to worry about whether or not other people are bothered by it, there's some nice magazines in your dad's closet. Go get 'em and leave us alone.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

funkmasterY · Jul 7, 2008, 01:02 AM

I love how you just made a completely unsupported claim about me. That was cool. That makes you cool because you try to make fun of people over the internet.

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I poked it and it made a sad sound · Jul 7, 2008, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by funkmasterY

That makes you cool because you try to make fun of people over the internet.

JEEZ GUYS, OVER THE INTERNET.

You stupid fat slobs. Why don't you all just leave your parent's basement and get a job.

and stop making fun of my stupid retorts SADFACE

I was speaking idiomatically.

Bradylama · Local time: Jul 7, 2008, 06:29 AM

guys guys I'm just trying to have fun on the internet, what does it matter how unfunny I am?

How ya doing, buddy?