No Shave November is coming...

and I already have facial hair.

Should I shave something out of it before November finally begins, shave it altogether, or should I just grow it out even more throughout the month of November?

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, GUYS. I need answers, and I'm asking this as a poll.

And if you didn't know about the month-long holiday... you do now, so enjoy the horrible looks from all passing people as you grow out your disgusting beards.

A picture of mine, taken just days ago:


How ya doing, buddy?

I was thinking lightning bolts. :O

There's nowhere I can't reach.

What's the point of this, exactly? I've heard of playoff beards, but why pick a random month not to shave?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It doesn't look like he can grow a full beard anyway, hence the neck-angle shot.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You just HAD to ask... I found out it's just for fun... and that I have to start with nothing... no sideburns, or anything...

Originally Posted by NO SHAVE NOVEMBER event on Facebook

for the ENTIRE month of November do not shave at all, no trimming! YOU MUST START AS CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT AS POSSIBLE OCTOBER 31 or dont play. no side burns at all to start. NO STARTING EARLY!

Welllll... looks like my question has been answered, but you guys still needed to know about the event. Mission accomplished.

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America, non of them a rabs they dont count

Oh gosh. Apparently it's some sort of white American pride event.

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It doesn't look like he can grow a full beard anyway, hence the neck-angle shot.

My mustache stands alone, and there's not much growing between my lips and chin. I still love the softness of what I've got... y'know... with the hair being soft like pubes 'nd all.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh, this is from Facebook. That explains everything.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?