Hamas Founds a Canadian Navy

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle2231509.ece

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It may not have any ships, sailors or seafaring equipment, but those logistical details have not prevented Hamas, the Islamist movement that rules the Gaza Strip, from launching a naval defence force.

“The requirements to join are that you have to be a good soldier, be fit, and know how to swim,” said the coastal patrol’s only confirmed member and commander, Jamil al-Dahashan, a veteran of the armed wing of Hamas.

The new force is expected to take to the waves — or at least the beaches — in a couple of weeks, where it will battle against prostitution and drug abuse. Eventually, when it has a boat, the navy will venture out to sea, where one of its main tasks will be to intercept Gazan fishermen who moonlight as informants for the Israelis.

The Infidels will think twice before surfing past curfew...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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“The requirements to join are that you have to be a good soldier, be fit, and know how to swim,”

I know two guys in the US Navy that don't know how to swim. They've already got a leg up on us.

There's nowhere I can't reach.