Damn it. Those things MUST have crack in them.

Quoted from Brady on Krispy Kreme donuts ages ago. I believe it. Those things must have crack in them. You just can't eat ONE and not want more LATER and cannot just pass them by without being reminded of their evil sweetness in the store aisles without having to make excuses why you MUST NOT BUY IT.

I also like to throw in these damn bakery cupcakes. For a while now, I have this weird craving for cupcakes, big or small, it just right size with amount of "cake" and sugary sprinkled frosting that just so darn delicious.

What other sweet evil desserts got you hooked? It doesn't necessarily have to be sweets, but I also will throw in a frozen entree that I have been hooked on for work lunches. Marie Callenger's (sp) Chicken Fettunini (sp) Alfredo entree. That thing is just awesome. Fills me up and quite darn delicious. A lot better than any fast food, not saying its ANY better than fast food, but its worth two bucks and fifty cents.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I love Honey Roasted Peanuts.
Honestly, I buy a pack every day at work. I can't get enough of them, they're so damn delicious.

Hell, peanuts in general rock.
I have an unnatural obsession with peanut butter. I prefer the natural chunky variety. I don't mind stirring it around for a bit when I get it, it's so much better than the regular kind because it doesn't have that weird sugary taste to it. Maybe I've become too acclimated to the taste of natural PB? Who knows.
But PB rocks: on bananas, on bread with jelly, on a spoon, on oreos, on toast, and even on celery.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Krispy Kremes are evil. Especially the raspberry-filled ones. Every time my family buys like a dozen of those, and they disappear within two days. No fried pastry should go that fast. Ever.

As for other horribly addictive foods, our local food court has these hot wings that people will literally tackle each other for. I can't really blame them, though... those things are so good, it's become part of my daily diet...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey, good news! Krispy Kreme announced they are making healthier all-wheat donuts. Only 180 calories! Now we can eat more of them before they kill us with heart attacks.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Reese's motherfucking peanut butter cups.

I remember first really, really getting hooked when I was maybe...9? I always had the sneaking suspicion that I'd outgrow it some day, that it was a youthful sweet-tooth addiction, something that wouldn't stick.

Well wouldn't you know it, someone in my company's marketing department keeps their candy dish stocked with various sundry sugary products, and among those products...Reese's cups.

I don't know what's more frightening: the fact that today, at 23 years old, I'm still addicted to the goddamn things, or the fact that they may actually lead me to believe there is some redeeming characteristic to the marketing profession. *shudder*

I was speaking idiomatically.

Kit Kats have that effect on me sometimes. I don't eat much, but when I do manage to have one piece, I seem to always want a second. Two is usually enough for me though.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Chocolate Avalanche at some coffee place in the mall. Its basically chocolate cake batter with ice in it. When I do get them I always want another one, but the headache/stomach ache/vomiting usually stops me.

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Originally Posted by CelticWhisper

Reese's motherfucking peanut butter cups.

I can second that big time. Those mini cups and large cups are quite awesome. Like another poster, peanut butter is quite something else but combine that with chocolate and you're just in heaven. But yeah I have been known to eat the entire bag of mini reese cups in maybe course of a few days. But man don't they make you SICK afterwards! xD But yeah I couldn't eat too much PB or else...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Lion's Midget Gems. I don't have them all that often, but when I do I can eat a whole pack of them in an hour, and I never just buy the one pack it is always 2 or 3. So what should last me at least a few days, lasts for under one.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Haupia. This Hawaiian dessert is always on the dessert tables at parties, and I'm always the one to eat it all. I've had family and friends from the mainland always ask if I could bring some to the mainland when I come up to visit them.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

10 i can think of...in no particular order:

1. Church's (regular batter) chicken. actually, the chicken itself is so tasty because they marinate the meat, unlike KFC.

2. Double Chocolate Mint Cookies that i made a few weeks ago. No, i don't mean i'm eating old cookies. i mean i made them a while back and i should make a new batch cuz i'm craving them as i type this! lol

3. Starbuck's chocolate chocolate cupcakes! MmMmmmM!! need i say more?

4. Beef Pho and Vietnamese Spring Rolls

5. Lays original-flavoured chips. you REALLY just can't eat one. you've gotta keep going, til the bag is empty! LOL

6. My mom's beef/chicken & broccoli stir-fry. and i KNOW there's isnt crack in this!

7. Double tall white chocolate mocha, with a bit more sugar (occasionally). i need my caffeine, so i need more shots in it. my tastebuds were spoilt on Second Cup Coffee drinks (they put twice as much espresso as Starbuck's)

8. Fries from Wendy's. thicker and somehow nicer than McDonald's (to me anyway)

9. Hot Pepper Beef Jerky - Jimmy's and fruit-flavoured hot pepper beef jerky by SOO. it may sound gross, but you can't taste the fruitiness. it's awesome!

10. the glazed carrots and garlic & caramelized onion mashed potatoes my bf makes. well, we both help make the potatoes. depends on who has more time.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pirate's Booty from Trader Joe's. It feels like I'm eating styrofoam, yet I can't stop eating it.

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I'll second the Pirate's Booty stuff. Damn, if I couldn't stop eating it until I had finished the bag!
Right now I'll go ahead and say these damned Cadbury Mini-eggs...they *must* have crack in them. I knew I shouldn't have purchased a big bag...

I was speaking idiomatically.

Fries from Good Times. They're curly, spiced, hot, fresh, and so delicious, it's sinful. There's like, two Good Times near my campus, and it's not a good thing for my waistline ):

Chiptole burritos are another food item I'm SURE is laced with something illegal. I could eat a chicken 'n guac burrito all day long, if I didn't feel sick after my first one.

There's also these ice pop things from Korea. I think the Japanese have them too, but I don't know what they're called in English =/

It's called a "jhu-jhu" pop in Korea, and there like these frozen sugar-water pops. There's different flavors, but the milky one is my favorite; THESE I can eat all day, though it must be terrible for my health <3

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Definitely jumping on that Krispy Kreme bandwagon. The only reason I stop is sugar overload.

Cadbury chocolate egg things kill me. I can't stop eating those for anything. I could keep eating Sara Lee poundcake all day long, too. <3

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I don't get the hype for Krispy Kreme. I've had the doughnuts fresh from the store, and they're just not that special. Honestly, some grocery store doughnuts are larger and have better flavor, and are cheaper to boot.

Safeway Select Maple Cream Cookies are addictive for me. Two maple-flavored cookies with maple filling; you can't eat just one.

How ya doing, buddy?

Alright... In Torrance, CA there's this Mexican meat market called "La Venadita". It's your standard-issue beaner grocery store but if you happen to have about a few hours to kill and don't mind standing in line for about an hour of that time, go to this meat market and purchase as many lbs. of their seasoned chicken as you can. They put in several different seasonings, along with egg, orange juice and garlic powders. (May also contain crack)

This chicken is not to be fucked with, ladies and gentlemen, as there are few grill entrees that match the deliciousness and utter lust to have more than this here "Venadita's Crack Chicken".

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Originally Posted by CelticWhisper

Reese's motherfucking peanut butter cups.

I couldn't agree more. Once I eat one, and I try to convince myself I'm only eating one Reese Peanut Butter Cup, I end up eating another and another until I finish them all out...then I go out and buy another package.

They have to have crack in them. They probably produced those BIG Peanut Butter Cups to force the addiction.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hostess coffee cakes. I could dine on these all day. I'll often buy boxes of thiss stuff and stash 'em in inconspicuous spots so no one else will eat them.
I also happen to love Lay's Kettle-cooked BBQ chips. They're just so crunchy and the flavor has a certain tang.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Arkhangelsk

I'll second the Pirate's Booty stuff. Damn, if I couldn't stop eating it until I had finished the bag!
Right now I'll go ahead and say these damned Cadbury Mini-eggs...they *must* have crack in them. I knew I shouldn't have purchased a big bag...

I had the Pirate's Booty cheese puffs for the first time the other week. My roommates and I finished two of those big bags in about a day.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm joining the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups bandwagon. Man, those things are addictive, and I rarely eat candy anyway. I remember selling candy for my school when I was little and buying a few packages of the peanut butter cups for myself. Those damn peanut butter cups are sooooo tasty. ;_;

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

Alright... In Torrance, CA there's this Mexican meat market called "La Venadita". I

Dude... I can pretty much direct you to my house from there.

Anyhow, back on subject:
1) Pringles. I go through packs of 'em at a time.
2) Shrimp Chips. (Ebi-sen in Japanese) These are addicting.
3) Wasabi-and-Beef flavored Potato Chips (available in most mega-fusion asian markets). Very tasty. Again, one of those snacks I go through by the packs.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I seconded Pringles Shorty! I just love the sour & cream ones. And yeah I could seriously dehydrate myself real fast when I eat the whole tall can of those.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Rydia

Kit Kats have that effect on me sometimes. I don't eat much, but when I do manage to have one piece, I seem to always want a second. Two is usually enough for me though.

Dude, i wish two king size was good enough for me...

Once in high school the dance company had a candy sale. I literally bought over $20 of Kit Kat in a week, it was the worst time of my life. It was seriously like going to a drug dealer; every time I saw a clear baggy filled with candy (haha) I like ran at her and asked DO YOU HAVE KIT KAT!!!

Ya, I'm pretty sure they put crack in Kit Kat.

That and Jello Straws, can't get enough of those. Anybody like Lychee jellies? How about Chinese pork jerky? Or fried and sugared squid?

Originally Posted by Acacia

There's also these ice pop things from Korea. I think the Japanese have them too, but I don't know what they're called in English =/

It's called a "jhu-jhu" pop in Korea, and there like these frozen sugar-water pops. There's different flavors, but the milky one is my favorite; THESE I can eat all day, though it must be terrible for my health <3

DUDE!!! I know what you're talking about, once when I was in Shanghai me and my brother would literally go through a pack a day. But they don't sell them here in Arizona, so I've been iced crack free ever since Shanghai.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Omg...Krispy Kreme probably are made with crack. Lol. They used to have them as fundraisers at my school, and instead of buying them individually, we used to buy them by the boxes, and they would be gone by 8th period...but I looove white chocolate kitkats...and reese's. Oh, and those carmel apple suckers!

Jam it back in, in the dark.