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Dopefish · 12:05 AM

Breaking news; stand by for links.

Gerald Rudolph Ford, Jr. was the 38th President of the United States, coming after Richard Nixon (being appointed in the wake of Nixon's resignation) and coming before Jimmy Carter.

As of midnight EST December 27, not much on MSNBC's article.
Here's a better one.

On CNN, some guy Anderson Cooper is talking to called him "the last moderate Republican".

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Lukage · Local time: Dec 27, 2006, 12:00 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10949314/

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061227/...e_us/obit_ford

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Dullenplain · Local time: Dec 26, 2006, 11:04 PM

Saw the news breaking from ABC when Nightline was interrupted.

I'm really unsure how to react to this one since I never really paid much attention to his tenure as President.

How ya doing, buddy?

Why Am I Allowed to Have Gray Paint · Local time: Dec 27, 2006, 05:05 AM

Damn, and I was just telling my little brother how in a few years he'd have become the longest-living president of the USA >_<. Ah well, RIP Gerald.

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Dopefish · Dec 27, 2006, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Ulysses

Damn, and I was just telling my little brother how in a few years he'd have become the longest-living president of the USA >_<. Ah well, RIP Gerald.

He did get past Ronald Reagan:

Quote:

He was also the longest-lived United States president ever, having surpassed Ronald Reagan's record on November 12, 2006.

I was speaking idiomatically.

**THE POWER OF WATER** · Local time: Dec 26, 2006, 09:11 PM

Gerald Ford shot dead today, at the senseless age of 83.

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**Tails** · Dec 27, 2006, 12:12 AM

Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.

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Xardion · Local time: Dec 26, 2006, 11:13 PM

A fireball destroyed France today, and Gerald Ford is dead.

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Dullenplain · Local time: Dec 26, 2006, 11:15 PM

Now that's just superfluous.

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Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon · Dec 27, 2006, 12:16 AM

Gerald Ford dead today, from an overdose of crack cocaine.

How ya doing, buddy?

Dopefish · Dec 27, 2006, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by Dullenplain

Saw the news breaking from ABC when Nightline was interrupted.

I'm really unsure how to react to this one since I never really paid much attention to his tenure as President.

Ford tends to rank towards the back of the pack of presidents. His tenure saw the end of the Vietnam War, and the Cold War started to turn thanks to the Helsinki Accords, which he and the US Government signed. He was mostly lambasted for pardoning Richard Nixon, and the Democratic Congress didn't help.

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Dr. Uzuki · Local time: Dec 26, 2006, 09:20 PM

Sad news, as the ghost of Richard Nixon came from beyond the grave and strangled Gerald Ford.

Gerald Ford's dead and I'm gay.

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Dopefish · Dec 27, 2006, 12:24 AM

Look, if you're gonna say this shit, at least link to a low-res video of it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Such a Lust for Revenge! · Local time: Dec 26, 2006, 11:28 PM

breaking news: motherfuckers taking over the dollar bill. taje that WASHIONTON

fuck him

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**Tails** · Dec 27, 2006, 12:28 AM

Gerald Ford shot senselessly dead, at the age of 83.

FELIPE NO

**THE POWER OF WATER** · Local time: Dec 26, 2006, 09:32 PM

Stunning news from Michigan, as former President Gerald Ford was chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane.

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Little Shithead · Dec 27, 2006, 12:41 AM

Gerald Ford dead today, after jupming out of an office building, senselessly.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Such a Lust for Revenge! · Local time: Dec 26, 2006, 11:50 PM

his wifes following him in seventeen days

ten bcks now what

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Drex · Local time: Dec 26, 2006, 11:52 PM

Gerald Ford died peacefully in his sleep today; reports coming in say that his wife last heard him complaining of smoke coming from his throat and burning up to his adams apple. Details at 11.

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Such a Lust for Revenge! · Local time: Dec 26, 2006, 11:55 PM

motherfucker died smoking his shitup?

straight warrior style

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Vemp · Local time: Dec 28, 2006, 01:38 AM

Goodbye Gerald Ford. Americans will miss you. You were special. Jesus loves you.

I was speaking idiomatically.