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Spray On...wtf
I found this funny when they mentioned it in the the radio this morning
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...001028,00.html
I wonder how guys will react to this. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
My money is on this being some kind of a joke. It sounds like it would be nothing but problems. First of all, what about the little nipple thing on the end, which allows extra space for a dude to leave his load? Second of all, if it's sprayed on, what about getting it off?
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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Uhm... Alright... That's cool... What about those of us who are allergic to latex? And Soluzar is right... what about the resevoir tip? I stand fully by him, its probably a joke... But if it's not.. I don't know, it's an interesting idea, and it could be more effective, but the thought kind of bothers me. I don't know why, I don't know how... I just feel... ugh.. I don't want to believe that this might hit the American market, and I don't think I could ever try it if it did... This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by The Wulf; Dec 1, 2006 at 03:37 PM.
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If its not a joke, then cool. If it is, then all hope is lost.
Interesting idea, but it definitely seems a little faulty. Never know though, weirder inventions and products have been made in the past and will probably continue in the future. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
The only places I'm willing to insert my penis into are only found on the human female body.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Oh dear. I cringed at first when I thought it would be put inside your penis somehow, rather than sticking your dick into it then pushing a button. If that were the case, it would be quite painful and no one would want that of course.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
What kind of sad guy has difficulty putting on a condom? I mean I can understand having problems the first couple of times in your life that you put one on, but come on, it isn't rocket science.
FELIPE NO I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
But anyway I had heard of something out of Japan that was similar but relied on a thermally activated compound to form a barrier on the penis. The stuff was a liquid/gel at room temperature that hardened when exposed to internal cavity temperatures. This was months ago, and I haven't really picked up anything more on its development or release to the market. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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How could they make it non-slip? Even if it is sprayed on, I imagine to get a good grip it would have to somehow physically attach wouldn't it?
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I officially approve. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
So we know how it goes on...how does it come off? Peeling? That would kill to get hair stuck in the plastic mold. I may be visualizing this totally wrong though.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. |
I too am curious as to how it would come off.
Putting it on would seem kinda akward too: 'hold on sweetheart, I am putting on my condom' HISSSSSSSSSSSS 'now I am ready' What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I have a hard (no pun intended) figuring out whether or not it would be effective...
FELIPE NO |
You could use it in lieu of pepper spray.
"Stay BACK. I have a condom, and I ain't afraid to use it!" What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I think it's an excellent idea. This will help prevent those situations where someone doesn't know how to apply a condom properly, or like they said...prevent situations with slip. Personally I have never had any problems with the normal tools. I prefer them since you can get ones with spermacide (chances are something I won't take, lol). Condoms, spermacide and lots of Mt Dew (joke)!
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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This is the next step in contraceptive evolution. Accept changes. Embrace innovation. Appreciate the concept. Grasp the penis.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
How would it come off?
It seems a little to freaky for my liking, especially if you got a faulty cartridge. Oh the humanity of it all. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |