The Ultimate Warrior is Insane

http://www.glumbert.com/media/ultimatewarrior

This is the most hilarious video I've seen in awhile. It's a video showing various strange interviews from The Ultimate Warrior. Anybody who used to watch wrestling might remember his really weird interviews that didn't really make any sense whatsoever. I laughed really hard for this line here:


"DIG YOUR CLAWS INTO MY ORGANS! STRETCH INTO MY TENDONS!"

Well anyway, check out the video!


Jam it back in, in the dark.

He's completely nuts, but I don't really understand why the guys are insulting him though. It's all an act to entertain, which it does. His promos are also better and far more unique than most in the WWE today. The last one in that video about Hulk Hogan is gold.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The lack of replies is driving The Warrior insane. Look how frustrated he is.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

What the hell was he doing in that part you got a gif of?

He tried doing public speaking after his wrestling days, and I understand he was kind of crazy with doing that too. He tried to be motivational, but failed at it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Feeling the intensity?

I was speaking idiomatically.

The Ultimate Warrior has to be one of my all time favorite wrestlers....

sure his in ring abilities are limited at best, his interviews need to be subtitled to be understood by the general public, he kinda betrayed the WWE the company that launched him into super stardom, and he legally changed his name to warrior once everything was done.......

But that his ring music was off the hook! I still listen to it to this day!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I knew from the SA legal threat from his company, this just confirms it.

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If it took that video snippet to find out he's insane... where have you been?

Everyone knows that he lost his mind. Did anyone see that presentation he did at that one college that caused everyone to turn on him? He basically told everyone if they didn't believe what he did and lived how he lives, then they are what's wrong with America. (or something like that)

He's suing THQ (again) because they DARE to use the Warrior's move sets in their Smackdown vs Raw games. Hell, he was actually in one of the games, but then wanted more money and when he didn't get it, pulled out and claimed THQ used his likeness without his permission.

The guy is a complete tool and deserves to be laughed at.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The WWE was never really known for it's wrestlers having flawless speeches, personally I never really took much notice, but damn... I think the topic title says it all here @_@

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The Ultimate Warrior was probably on a shitload of mushrooms and coke. He's an inspiration to the world.

What if the Ultimate Warrior is right? What if his own religion/doctrine ends up being the ultimate universal truth?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

HAHAHA That was creepy.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

My god, he's fucking hilarious! I miss that guy, I used to watch him as a kid. Ric Flair really looks like shit nowadays O_O.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Ultimate Warrior

"Queering doesn't make the world work."

-Wisdom of the Warrior

I was speaking idiomatically.

Did he just ask himself to jump off the tallest building in the world?

(1/4 way through, before he asks himself if he should go to Africa )

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

He's batshit insane because well.. he is.

His real name now is Warrior Warrior. Yes, Warrior Warrior. First name Warrior, last name Warrior.

If you really want to see how insane he is, buy that Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior DVD that WWE put out. Suffice to say it's biased, but mostly truthful.

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Quote:

Did he just ask himself to jump off the tallest building in the world?

"How must I prepare, you must ask yourself? Should I jump off the tallest building in the world?! Should I lay on the lawn and let them run over me with lawnmowers?! Should I go to Africa and let them trample me with raging elephants?!"

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think he should do ALL THREE~!

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Late 80s-early 90s wrestling is by far the best and worst at the same time. Watching that Google video, Hulk Hogan looks like the guy on the cover of Platoon after getting pinned. MELODRAMA AT ITS BEST(?)!

The Ultimate Warrior is insane. No better way to say it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I always laughed at the Ultimate Warrior's interviews. Sure, he may not have had very good in-ring skills. But his interviews with his charisma and how he talks actually entertains me alot, to say the least. However, I actually understood most of what he said during his general interviews, I don't know why people say that they couldn't understand some of the words he says.

I think that you would be able to atleast make out most of the words he says.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Hitman_Hart

I think that you would be able to atleast make out most of the words he says.

Making out what his words are is simple enough; connecting them to something relevent and meaningful is the challenge.

: DOOM VOICE :

How ya doing, buddy?

Just for kicks, I'll try and make a transcript of Mr. Warrior's nonsensical raving.

First interview: "I was sent in a capsule, from a place long from here, and I came here for one reason: to attack, and keep coming! Not to ask, but just to give! Not to want, but just to sing...sing the power way down everybody's throat in the WWF (the F is censored for some reason, probably because they're the WWE now) 'til they become sick of it. Well you're gonna get sick of it, because this freak of nature right here is just beginning to swell, and when I get big enough, brother, there ain't gonna be room for anybody else for me and all the warriors, floatin' through the veins and the power of the Warrior!" (Veins emphasized thanks to steroids.)

Second interview: "I look above to the gods, and when you fall below the skeletons of the Warrior's past, the power of the Warrior will become the eighth wonder of the world!"

Third interview: "Normal people -- the people that walk the streets everyday -- we cannot understand!" (That's probably him recalling what everyone says to him when they meet him.)

Fourth interview: "The family that I live for only breathes the air that smells of combat! With or without the facepaint, I am the Ultimate Warrior!" (Note, he had facepaint on.)

Fifth interview: "'How must I prepare,' you must ask yourself. Should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lay on the lawn and let the run over me with lawnmowers? Should I go to Africa where they'll trample me with raging elephants?"

Sixth interview: "In my final meeting with the gods from the heavens above, as they spoke to me and hit me with the power of the Ultimate Warrior they told me...(there is a noticable cut and edit here) exit stage left, exit stage right, there is no place to run. All the fuses in the 'EXIT' signs have been blown out!"

Seventh interview: "Ahhhhhhhahahah, you can feel it, dude! YOU CAN FEEL IT!"

Eighth interview: "Fall on the juice to carry the spaceship as far as it wants to go!" (Probably a reference to his steroid usage.)

Ninth interview: "Ahhh, the heavens have opened up from above, and the warriors have spoken!"

Tenth interview (from the same interview): "You've felt the power that makes the skies rumble and the earth shake!"

Eleventh interview: "Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel...LOAD IT WITH THE WORDS!"

Twelfth interview: "With the command of my voice I raise the level of the warriors to one that can't be reproduced!"

Thirteenth interview: "Dig your claws into my organs! Stretch into my tendons! Bury your angers into my bones, for the power of the Warrior will always prevail!"

Fourteenth interview: "By now all the little warriors know that the power of the Warrior is something that you want to feel! That you want to taste! It's something that when you turn on that TV screen, or when you buy a ticket in those arenas, you know it's going to be exciting, and it may even be a little bit frightening!"

Fifteenth interview: "Now you must deal with the creation of all the unpleasantries in the entire universe as I feel the injection from the gods above, I only know that the Ultimate Warrior is totally out of control!" (He's crying out about his steroid addiction, somebody help this poor man!)

Sixteenth interview: "Come on in, where nightmares are the best part of my day!"

Seventeenth interview: "I live for a good frustration; combat is what it will be!"

Eighteenth interview (with the help of Edge and some other wrestler): "('He will take control of [Hulk] Hogan's plane...take the plane into a nosedive') *snort*...as you, Hulk Hogan, travel to WRESTLEMANIA...('tear down the cock-pit door, Hulk Ho-gan...') take the two pilots who have already made the sacrifice...('assume the controls, Hulk Ho-gan...') SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSE DIVE, HULK HO-GAN...('and you will soon be close to parts unknown...*snort* *hiss*') *snort* *hiss*"

I was speaking idiomatically.

I think I can actually recall seeing some of this guy on TV, back in the mid 90s -ish. Maybe it wasn't around the mid 90s, but this guy seems awfully familiar. Reminds me of Captain Insano from Waterboy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

....... and I thought The Rock's interviews were funny. This guy was like totally tripping! And, according to the other members above, he still is.

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