Cat Abuse

This is actually from another forum, but I had to share. [ link ]

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How to Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet
shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

uhh okay?!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Not even Doom music will make this funny.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Funny concept, but I would castrate the moron who attempts this.
I can't wait for the image to show up on 4chan or 7chan....

Who loves Caturday? Tizzler loves Caturday.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

No dont you get it, your suppose to replace the cat with an animal of your choice.
I thought of a unicorn becuase when he ran out of the toilet it crapped out a rainbow of magical delight.
Unicorn > Cat

How ya doing, buddy?

dude, liquid vim is not for felines!

How ya doing, buddy?