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Sword of Truth Miniseries!
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Yeah. I've known about this for a while now. Having all the books in the series, you can be sure I'm looking forward to this gem. I just hope its good, and not a flop.
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Grrrr Why can't they make a mini series based off of the Eye of the World. Granted the later 1/2 of the Wheel of Time books are rather lame, to ptu it nicely, but I really want to see a miniseries based on the first few.
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It's not that they're lame it's that they're SO DAMN BIG that you lose track and forget who people are by the time they show up like 3 books later. I don't have the 3 months it would take me to re-read the series and I've forgotten it all, so I doubt I'll buy book 13 when it's finally out even though I own the first 12.
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As much as I loved the series when it first came out, one can only take so much of the same thing over and over and over. The description on the dust jacket of the most recent book made me LOL. If only I could devise a way to transfer Robert Jordans sickness into Terry Goodkind.
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Oh boy... Well, the SoT series started out great (apart from the ridiculousness of the fact that names like Zeddicus Zul' Zorander and Dalton Campbell appear on the same page), but somewhere along the way the repetition of the novels' pattern started to grate on my nerves. "Look! It's impossible for them to survive this / solve that problem!" turned to "Look! At the last moment Goodkind invented the one exception of the rule the reader could never possibly hit on!" The first four entries were really good, but from Soul of Fire on the series went downhill until it turned to the utmost crap this side of a Forgotten Realms dime novel. As far as the TV adaptation is concerned, I'm not holding my breath. If Raimi finds a really likeable Richard and a Kahlan the audience immediately falls in love with, it might work, but unlike Goodkind he should know when to stop.
Zorro What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
~ Robert Wilensky ~ |
Absolutely. After Soul of the Fire, I could barely stomach this series. Though I'd be more likely to compare it to Robert Jordan garbage than Forgotten Realms. Most amazing jew boots ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Yikes. The first two-three novels were decent, but then it becomes mediocre, and after Faith of the Fallen it becomes completely intolerable. Seriously, Pillars of Creation and Naked Empire are some of the worst books I have ever read in my life, especially the latter. I actually stopped reading the series at that point, and I'm patient enough to keep reading Wheel of Time despite all its annoying, glaring flaws. At least Jordan doesn't write propaganda.
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I was - emphasise was - a huge fan of this series through the first 6 books (obviously, check the nick). After 'Soul of the Fire', however, it became a horrible, preachy mess in which Goodkind started suffering from an extreme case of diahrreah of the pen. He was always a bit rambling anyways, but the two I read (Pillars of Creation & Naked Empire) would go long stretches without anything ever happening. They were mind numbingly dull. I still thing that the entire Pillars of Creation story could easily have been told as a 20 page side-story in one of the other books.
As much as I loved the first 5 books, I haven't even bothered to check out the last two and doubt I ever will. The fact that he's a pompus asshole doesn't help matters any. Here's an excerpt from an interview he did where he tells us all how important his books are: QUESTION: Annerinas: Will you, Mr. TG, actually ever go write a non-fiction book exploring fully your ideals and philosophy, getting it out of your system. So that it's not being presented in the next book at the expense of the actual story? Translation: Will you please change that way you think and write, stop using your mind, stop being an individual and instead start writing books like every other hackneyed Tolkien clone on the fantasy shelves. Answer: NO The Premise of this question and all that it entails is beneath contempt. To say that I view this notion with indignity hardly begins to cover it. What you are seeing with my novels is something unique. They are not like all the other fantasy books. A tiny group of fantasy fans happens to like things the way they are and only wants more of the same. These few do not under any circumstances; want anything to change or anything that requires thought. They want everything to stay static and simplistic. For these reasons (and others), these people do not like what I write and they never will. They even hate that my books exist, that I write things that dare to uplift and inspire. Rather than simply reading and enjoying the many books available that they like, they spend their time railing against the one author who is different. What I have done with my work has irrevocably changed the face of fantasy. In so doing I've raised the standards. I have not only injected thought into a tired empty genre, but, more importantly, I've transcended it showing what more it can be-and is so doing spread my readership to completely new groups who don’t like and wont ready typical fantasy. Agents and editors are screaming for more books like mine. They can’t find any-for 3 reasons. One, copying innovation is an impossibility. Two, individually cannot be copied. They don’t grasp the essence of my work. What they end up with are authors who imitate some of the nonessential elements unique to my books, believing they must be the secret to success, much as my publishers at first believe that it was the red dragon that defined my work. Why are editors trying to get more books like mine? Because any one of my backlist sells more copies in a month than most fantasy authors' books sell in their entire run. NAKED EMPIRE has been on the NY Times list for two months now. Far more importantly, I break genre lines and draw my ever growing sales from the much larger pool of general fiction readers who embrace my books. The guy is a complete ass. Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Zorro There's nowhere I can't reach.
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
~ Robert Wilensky ~
Last edited by Zorro; Oct 1, 2006 at 10:10 AM.
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I saw the original years ago, and found it re-quoted on another board this morning. I'm having trouble tracking down the actual article, but I'll see if I can find it.
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The spelling mistakes could probably be attributed to the webmaster of the official Goodkind site, the guy cannot spell to save his life (he's also a huge Goodkind fellator, but I'm sure this is of no surprise). Perhaps he was the one who transcribed the interview?
Anyway, it'd be nice to have a source but I am not especially shocked by this. Goodkind is a pompous jackass with delusions of grandeur. Also, I love how he thinks he's so innovative by doing exactly what Ayn Rand has done nearly fourty years before him. Or that writing political propaganda with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, full of strawmen and false dichotomies and other fallacies, within a fiction novel is especially innovative or intelligent. What a fucking douchebag.Btw, here's a link with commentary on the interview: http://www.inchoatus.com/Critical%20Essays/Essay--Goodkind's%20Rant.htm It seems the original link to the interview, from the official site, is gone. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. |