Classroom Seating Arrangement

Where do y'all sit in class.

I usually just take the back seat, so I can eat candy and read comic books.

But there is this strange phenomenon that even though there are tons of seats around you, some asshole always has to sit right next to you. They just stare at you, of course.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Megalith

Where do y'all sit in class.

I usually just take the back seat, so I can eat candy and read comic books.

But there is this strange phenomenon that even though there are tons of seats around you, some asshole always has to sit right next to you. They just stare at you, of course.

What the hell? Maybe you have something on your fa--

Usually the second row or something, not too far back since the folks in the back smell like old candy and BO.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

As long as I'm not in the very front, I sit anywhere. However, if the floor is flat, then I avoid the back since I do want to see the board sometimes.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Chillout Lounge please, lol.

Anyway, I usually sit in the back. I guess it's a black thing.

Or Asian, too, I guess.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Either the second or third row so I can see the board, but still doodle when the teacher gets boring. I always like to sit on the ends of the rows if we have those long desks rather than singles. That way I don't have to squeeze past other people that take up all the space if I wanna get out.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm blind as a bat, so I always fight for the front. Even when I don't lose my glasses, I sit in the front. Studies show that the bitches in the back don't learn as much.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I like to chill in the middle of all my classes. That way I can pay attention or sleep as necessary.

FELIPE NO

The middle at the sides are my home. Usually I pick the side that is closest to the door... cuz you never know what might happen that would require a speedy exit.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm also a fan of sitting at the back. It's good for being able to not pay attention, and it serves to keep people from being behind me.

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But there is this strange phenomenon that even though there are tons of seats around you, some asshole always has to sit right next to you. They just stare at you, of course.

In my case, there's this woman who mumbles loudly who plunks herself down next to me. She doesn't stare, but she doesn't shut up, either. I was able to get her to sit somewhere else once.

How ya doing, buddy?

Sitting at the back or the sides of a classroom is the only way I can see enough to take notes. If I secure a good vantage point in the middle, I'll more than likely be surrounded by taller people.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I just sit wherever the hell I want to, really. If there's a spot available, I'll take it, or I'll just be with people I know.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I sit near the back as close to the door as I can if possible. I also make it so no one sits next to me. I'm not claustrophobic, but I hate having strangers sit next to me.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If it's a class worth my time to stay awake for, I sit in the way front. Because having the teacher stare at you discourages me on falling asleep

I have the equivalent of the staring guy but they sit behind me and always has a cold and sneezes all over my neck for the duration of the class. And then I go home and get sick.

I was speaking idiomatically.

when i did go to school, i would love to sit in the back of class jus to get put in the front of the class. me and my friends use to do it just for the laughs... failed most of the classes we did it in but was fun

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah this guy with hives trys to sit beside me all the time. And he is insane and always acts out these really annoying final fantasy 7 roleplays! I just want to club him to death with a blunt object of some sort!! : D

I've tried moving my seating arrangement to trick him but it seems to no matter how late I get there he is always later and once I skipped class but he found me. D :

FELIPE NO

2nd to 3rd row looks good to me I get pissed if I'm too far back and can't see the board clearly either coz the lecturer writes too small or some idiot's head is blocking my view heh.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I always liked to sit in the back. However, nowadays I'm forced to sit in the first row >__>

Jam it back in, in the dark.

if it's a big class or a lecture i sit at the back, if it's a small class (less than 10) i sit at the front, something in between then i sit in the middle. though if i'm late i just sit wherever that's free

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Depending on what kind of class it is, I usually sit up front, sometimes right in front of the teacher. When I get bored, I fall asleep...right in front of the teacher.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Usually second or third row, also depends on where my friends are sitting.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I sit in roughly a couple of rows behind the back so as not to be labelled as a backbencher but enjoy all the benefits, and a side is a plus if there are no females around, if there are, I'd sit right in the middle of them (and I still manage to be called a geek, edit: usually because I argue with the professors so much :argue: )

I was speaking idiomatically.

I sit in the same seat for all of my classes - back row, on the left. There's three of us that sit at the same table, and generally talk/make a nuisence for the whole class.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I either sit near a friend or all the way in the back of the room. I don't know...I think I tend to learn more in the back.

FELIPE NO

I prefer to sit at the back, most of the time. Unfortunately, I always end up sitting at the sides, leaning against the wall. Not bad, really.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

In grad school I had a lot of "round table" seating arrangements, so for those I'd tend to sit near the back corner in hopes I wouldn't be asked to talk as much. (Unless I had a group for something, then of course I'd sit with them.)

But for regular rows of desks I like the 3rd row or so from the front. Too far up makes me feel silly, but too far back and it's hard for me to follow the class.

Jam it back in, in the dark.