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Old Aug 17, 2006, 11:32 PM #1 of 26
HERO Joel Osment

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/....ap/index.html

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GLENDALE, California (AP) -- Teen actor Haley Joel Osment, who suffered a broken rib last month when his car struck a mailbox, faces up to six months in jail on charges of driving drunk and possessing marijuana, authorities said.

The 18-year-old actor was charged Thursday with misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence, marijuana possession and driving under the influence with the special allegation of having a blood-alcohol content of .15 percent or higher. He also faces a vehicle code infraction of being under the age of 21 and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .05 or greater.

Osment's blood-alcohol level after the July 20 crash was measured at .16, twice the legal limit, said Jane Robison, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office.
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Old Aug 17, 2006, 11:36 PM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 04:36 AM #2 of 26
He's an ugly little shit with an irritating demeanour. Hopefully some guy called Bubba will give his sphincter a much-deserved widening while he's in jail, only he's so rich there's no way he'd get thrown in the slammer. The world is so unfair.

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Old Aug 17, 2006, 11:41 PM #3 of 26
Awwww I loved that kid. He was such an incredible actor in the Sixth Sense... I must now place all my hopes on Dakota Fanning. Who is incredible.

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Old Aug 17, 2006, 11:44 PM #4 of 26
All child actors fuck up.

Dakota Fanning will be the next big porn star... I predict.

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Old Aug 17, 2006, 11:46 PM Local time: Aug 17, 2006, 09:46 PM #5 of 26
Originally Posted by blue
Awwww I loved that kid. He was such an incredible actor in the Sixth Sense... I must now place all my hopes on Dakota Fanning. Who is incredible.

She annoyed the shit out of me in War of the Worlds. I would've left her for the aliens to vaporize her.

All I can say about this is "HA HA!". That is all.

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Old Aug 17, 2006, 11:59 PM Local time: Aug 17, 2006, 08:59 PM #6 of 26
Now when I play Kingdom Hearts, I'll think of Sora getting wasted and smacking Kairi around with his Keyblade.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 12:28 AM Local time: Aug 17, 2006, 11:28 PM #7 of 26
Originally Posted by Void
All child actors fuck up.
Like Mackulay Culkin doing stuff with Michael Jackson?

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 12:59 AM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 12:59 AM #8 of 26
Originally Posted by Ulysses
He's an ugly little shit with an irritating demeanour. Hopefully some guy called Bubba will give his sphincter a much-deserved widening while he's in jail, only he's so rich there's no way he'd get thrown in the slammer. The world is so unfair.
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Uh...did he piss in your cheerios or something? I haven't even seen any media to indicate that he has a "demeanor." Frankly I'm surprised that he's been able to stay away from public scrutiny for this long.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 02:00 AM #9 of 26
This kinda stuff happens to tons of 18 year olds these days, it's just he is a celeb so everyone is all OOOH AHHH.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 02:44 AM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 12:44 AM #10 of 26
Originally Posted by Blue_Kirby2
Like Mackulay Culkin doing stuff with Michael Jackson?
I see what you did there.

Hmm, does this suprise me at all? Not really.
Serves him right for drunk driving.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 02:48 AM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 01:48 AM #11 of 26
Originally Posted by of pom
Alright guess he's not so bad.
You said it. At least he know's how to party. Sucks he fucked up, but I'm sure prior to those events he was having a hell of a time.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 05:12 AM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 11:12 AM #12 of 26
He still looks about 10, but what did you expect being a teenager and hammering yourself half to death with booze seems to be the rage, just look at Miss Lohan and Miss Hilton.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 05:40 AM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 04:40 AM #13 of 26
Lohan and Hilton have never received Academy Award nods. Because of their lack of talent I can't even group them in my mind in the same catagory of celebrity.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Aug 18, 2006, 02:55 PM #14 of 26
I had no idea he was 18. Maybe 16 but what, he's an adult? He looked like he was maybe 12 last time I saw him in a movie. (A.I.)

Everybody who's not a prude drinks and smokes marijuana; who even cares.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 03:14 PM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 02:14 PM #15 of 26
Originally Posted by Eleo
I had no idea he was 18. Maybe 16 but what, he's an adult? He looked like he was maybe 12 last time I saw him in a movie. (A.I.)

Everybody who's not a prude drinks and smokes marijuana; who even cares.
He uh, would have been 12 last time you saw him in a movie (A.I).

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 06:22 PM #16 of 26
Yeah okay why are you telling me this

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:44 PM #17 of 26
Originally Posted by MetheGelfling
Lohan and Hilton have never received Academy Award nods.
That certainly doesn't mean Osmet deserved his over, what, Michael Caine, Sean Penn or Richard Farnsworth. Those are actors who worked their entire lives - I don't see this little shit doing anything remotely that calibur.

Originally Posted by acid
He uh, would have been 12 last time you saw him in a movie (A.I).
Secondhand Lions was more recent than that.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:58 PM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 06:58 PM #18 of 26
Originally Posted by LeHah
That certainly doesn't mean Osmet deserved his over, what, Michael Caine, Sean Penn or Richard Farnsworth. Those are actors who worked their entire lives - I don't see this little shit doing anything remotely that calibur.



Secondhand Lions was more recent than that.
Oh, I know, I was just referring to when Eleo last saw him in a movie.

The less anyone remembers Secondhand Lions, the better.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 07:59 PM #19 of 26
Originally Posted by acid
The less anyone remembers Secondhand Lions, the better.
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Old Aug 18, 2006, 08:16 PM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 07:16 PM #20 of 26
Originally Posted by LeHah
That certainly doesn't mean Osmet deserved his over, what, Michael Caine, Sean Penn or Richard Farnsworth. Those are actors who worked their entire lives - I don't see this little shit doing anything remotely that calibur.
He got the nod, so what? All I'm saying is that I'd hardly group him in with Hilton or Lohan. Osment at least has the potential to become a great actor. Penn wasn't in anything significant until he was 21 so don't count him out just yet.
Originally Posted by LeHah
Secondhand Lions was more recent than that.
Eleo said that the last time he saw him in a movie was in AI and didn't imply that he hadn't been in anything significant since.

And for the record acid, Secondhand Lions was a good show. Primarily because Robert Duvall kicks ass.


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Old Aug 18, 2006, 08:36 PM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 05:36 PM #21 of 26
Secondhand Lions was surprisingly good. I laughed my ass off when the two old guys beat the shit out of those young punks.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Aug 18, 2006, 10:49 PM #22 of 26
I wasn't trying to imply anything about him as an actor; I was just expressing that I was surprised that he was an adult already. I guess time flies, that's all. I see him in a movie and I sort of always associate his name with how he looked in that movie while ignoring how old he should be.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 10:53 PM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 09:53 PM #23 of 26
Originally Posted by WolfDemon
Secondhand Lions was surprisingly good. I laughed my ass off when the two old guys beat the shit out of those young punks.
You mean the one old guy. Robert Duvall the badass.

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Old Aug 18, 2006, 11:00 PM Local time: Aug 19, 2006, 04:00 AM #24 of 26
I thought this would be something to do with Osment compared to AN HERO.

Hell, he looks the part already.

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Old Aug 19, 2006, 12:04 AM Local time: Aug 18, 2006, 11:04 PM #25 of 26
Originally Posted by acid
The less anyone remembers Secondhand Lions, the better.
I was forced to watch that movie. As a school assignment. And it was GOOD. ._.

I probably would have never seen it otherwise, I'm not into movies about olo discovering yourself or building relationships.

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