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Everybody's favorite Vince arrested...
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Old Mar 27, 2009, 09:40 PM #1 of 26
Everybody's favorite Vince arrested...

...for punching a hooker in the face.

She apparently bit him on the tongue, so he had to punch her to get him off of her. Bet she said "Wow" every time.

The most shocking thing about this, as Skills pointed out, isn't so much that he punched a hooker, but that he's 44 years old. Makeup does wonders, apparently.



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Old Mar 27, 2009, 09:47 PM Local time: Mar 27, 2009, 07:47 PM #2 of 26
I think the number one question on everyone's mind is: Did she love his nuts?

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Old Mar 27, 2009, 09:58 PM #3 of 26
Sass is going to be crushed.

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Old Mar 27, 2009, 10:00 PM 1 #4 of 26
I love his pimp coat and hospital dress ensemble.

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Old Mar 27, 2009, 10:08 PM Local time: Mar 27, 2009, 10:08 PM #5 of 26
Big or small, Billy Mays does it all

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Mar 28, 2009, 02:56 AM #6 of 26
What can I say to this except--

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Old Mar 28, 2009, 04:21 AM #7 of 26
R.I.P Vince, we'll miss your commercials so.

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Old Mar 28, 2009, 04:57 AM #8 of 26
Well at least now the ShamWow's been tested on blood!

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Old Mar 31, 2009, 03:50 AM Local time: Mar 31, 2009, 03:50 AM #9 of 26


Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Mar 31, 2009, 03:52 AM #10 of 26
God damn. He beat the shit out of her.

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Old Mar 31, 2009, 03:54 AM Local time: Mar 31, 2009, 01:54 AM #11 of 26
Holy shit, that was quite a punch he packed there. That'll learn 'er.

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Old Mar 31, 2009, 04:05 AM Local time: Mar 31, 2009, 01:05 AM #12 of 26
That eyeshadow is garish.

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Old Mar 31, 2009, 04:34 AM Local time: Mar 31, 2009, 07:34 PM #13 of 26
That eyeshadow is garish.
And the hair dye. Ugh! The hair dye!

I was speaking idiomatically.
I poked it and it made a sad sound
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Old Mar 31, 2009, 12:11 PM #14 of 26
I still want a slap chop. ;_;

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Old Mar 31, 2009, 12:13 PM Local time: Mar 31, 2009, 05:13 PM #15 of 26
He'll slap your chops.



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Old Mar 31, 2009, 01:08 PM #16 of 26
But I'm going to love his nuts!

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Old Mar 31, 2009, 03:32 PM Local time: Mar 31, 2009, 12:32 PM 5 #17 of 26


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Old Apr 1, 2009, 07:15 PM #18 of 26
I told my boss about this, and she asked, "Wouldn't someone have let go after the first punch?"

She's got a point. Just how strong is this woman's mouth?

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Old Apr 1, 2009, 07:19 PM Local time: Apr 1, 2009, 06:19 PM #19 of 26
I love that he's actually just got a permanent smirk. : J

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Old Apr 1, 2009, 07:21 PM #20 of 26
Well, someone just slapped his nuts, you know.

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Old Apr 1, 2009, 07:28 PM #21 of 26
I do not think mouth strength has a lot to do with it. Tongues are pliable and easily bitten, and most people would not want to pull away firmly if you're biting hard enough to draw blood. But, maybe they were retaliatory punches--though anyone who goes around biting strangers' tongues ought to expect one or two to the eyes.

The important thing is that Vince has a chance to represent himself in court and deliver his defense in the form of a pitch.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Apr 1, 2009, 11:10 PM Local time: Apr 1, 2009, 11:10 PM #22 of 26
He bears a very strange resemblance to Benicio Del Toro me thinks. A coke'd out Benicio Del Toro, but Del Toro none the less.

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Old Apr 1, 2009, 11:18 PM 1 #23 of 26


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Old Apr 3, 2009, 07:23 PM Local time: Apr 3, 2009, 07:23 PM 1 #24 of 26


What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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Old Apr 4, 2009, 11:22 PM Local time: Apr 4, 2009, 10:22 PM #25 of 26
She's got a point. Just how strong is this woman's mouth?


well.... she is a whore......i'm sure that mouth of her's has dealt with some dick jamming, probably covered in calluses like the bottom of my feet.

i can't hate on ShamWow, i'd beat a hoe too if i was stupid enough to pay someone 1k to bite my tongue.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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