Everybody's favorite Vince arrested...
 

...for punching a hooker in the face.

She apparently bit him on the tongue, so he had to punch her to get him off of her. Bet she said "Wow" every time.

The most shocking thing about this, as Skills pointed out, isn't so much that he punched a hooker, but that he's 44 years old. Makeup does wonders, apparently. :(

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I think the number one question on everyone's mind is: Did she love his nuts?

Sass is going to be crushed.

I love his pimp coat and hospital dress ensemble.

Big or small, Billy Mays does it all

What can I say to this except--

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

R.I.P Vince, we'll miss your commercials so.

Well at least now the ShamWow's been tested on blood!

God damn. He beat the shit out of her.

Holy shit, that was quite a punch he packed there. That'll learn 'er.

That eyeshadow is garish.

And the hair dye. Ugh! The hair dye!

I still want a slap chop. ;_;

He'll slap your chops.

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But I'm going to love his nuts!

I told my boss about this, and she asked, "Wouldn't someone have let go after the first punch?"

She's got a point. Just how strong is this woman's mouth?

I love that he's actually just got a permanent smirk. : J

Well, someone just slapped his nuts, you know.

I do not think mouth strength has a lot to do with it. Tongues are pliable and easily bitten, and most people would not want to pull away firmly if you're biting hard enough to draw blood. But, maybe they were retaliatory punches--though anyone who goes around biting strangers' tongues ought to expect one or two to the eyes.

The important thing is that Vince has a chance to represent himself in court and deliver his defense in the form of a pitch.

He bears a very strange resemblance to Benicio Del Toro me thinks. A coke'd out Benicio Del Toro, but Del Toro none the less.