HAY GUYS

***Sarag*** · Feb 27, 2009, 02:02 PM

None of us care about helping the fucking Reaper. If Bob wanted to make connections, he could kill them his own damn self.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Feb 27, 2009, 02:20 PM

Gentlemen, let's not throw around blame

knk, you set a room on fire for no obvious reason

Brady, you pulled down the rope which was the only means of escape

You are both Brides of Frankenstein

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Bradylama · Local time: Feb 27, 2009, 02:27 PM

Ropes don't help if you can't run to it!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

wvlfpvp · Feb 27, 2009, 02:34 PM

Plus there's that whole "they're spiders" thing. They'd probably just swarm right up the damn thing and eat you while you were climbing, leaving only bones to rain down on the unlucky saps below you.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Bradylama · Local time: Feb 27, 2009, 04:35 PM

Yeah, pretty much. Spiders can climb as fast as they can run.

I was speaking idiomatically.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Feb 28, 2009, 05:06 AM

Hey, let's not fall out here. We can still pull through this!

Horde 4 lyfe bros.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Zergrinch · Local time: Feb 28, 2009, 12:18 PM

It's okay Bob. They're your undead minions anyway. It's just you who need to survive the encounter!

Most amazing jew boots

***Sarag*** · 11:23 PM

I would've taken an action point to heal Arg but I can only do healing word once per round.

Additional Spam:
If we get out, I'm killing knk.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

knkwzrd · Local time: Feb 27, 2009, 10:39 PM

Shit, you do something other than standing around making idle chit-chat and everyone wants you dead.

How ya doing, buddy?

***Sarag*** · Feb 28, 2009, 12:41 AM

I was totally okay with your blossoming bromance! I am just not okay with your siccing 2d6 aura damage assholes on us you dick.

Most amazing jew boots

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 1, 2009, 04:55 AM

Sooooo Brigid is taking 5 damage a turn from poison

And if she takes 5 more damage she will die

Just thought I'd throw that out there

(Inspiring Word is once-per-round and Brady unfortunately already called dibs)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 06:12 PM

Poor poor halfling.

Helllloo, Garrmondo!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · 05:16 AM

Hey, it might be possible for Gabe to do something. He's got that Divine Mettle, maybe?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 06:24 PM

Hay, I thought you wanted to kill them and stuffs

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 1, 2009, 05:25 AM

Yes, but in the right order! And not all at once!

If I have to wait for 5 new people to get characters together the game will be held up for weeks

FELIPE NO

Zergrinch · Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 06:27 PM

Your fault then, for moving those spiders forward instead of staying to devour the fallen warriors

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 1, 2009, 05:41 AM

The DMG specifically tells me not to beat up on unconscious people, though!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 07:41 PM

Can I do one of those second wind things to wake up or am I stuck with lying on the floor unconcious for now?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 1, 2009, 01:47 PM

Unconscious characters can't take any actions, so you're pretty much stuck there until somebody else saves you. I don't know why they're saving everyone else first since Bob is the only one that does decent damage to the things but there it is.

If you roll 20 on a death save you wake up on your own, but for obvious reasons I wouldn't count on that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

***FatsDomino*** · Mar 1, 2009, 01:59 PM

Why is soggy not protecting his woman! =O

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 1, 2009, 02:05 PM

Acer, are you underestimating the difficulty of pimpin'

Because I have heard it said that it isn't easy

How ya doing, buddy?

***Sarag*** · Mar 1, 2009, 03:00 PM

Because although Bob has such lovely womenly hips, he also has no way to heal other people, whereas Brigid still has a healing word left.

And melora's tide not that it does any good for me.

So Pang when does poison damage hit, is it at the beginning or the end of your turn? I have an antivenom. =o

Also can I use brooch of no regrets on myself?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 1, 2009, 03:44 PM

Yeah, the poison kicks in at the beginning of the turn so you'll likely be quite dead before you get to use anything (even if you weren't unconscious).

Doesn't look as though the brooch can be applied to the wearer, either. Chainmail might be a good idea, though, supposing you ever wake up.

FELIPE NO

Araes · Local time: Mar 1, 2009, 06:29 PM

Quick question on character options. Its not listed among the races in the intro post, but are Dopplegangers from the 4e MM a valid choice? Was thinking about trying out a Dopple-Bard who turns into the folks he's singing about.

ie: "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship." and he'd turn into the Skipper.

Figure by the time a slot's open, even with possible TPK, the PHB 2 will be out.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Mar 1, 2009, 06:40 PM

Yeah, any of the PC-statted races in the back of the MM are allowable, I just don't promote them since their options and abilities (particularly feat selection) are usually fairly limited compared to races which have been given the full treatment. But if you want to take an informed risk, go nuts.

Also, no Bladelings, because those things are silly.

Jam it back in, in the dark.