[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

A combination of his shield and defensive mobility feats make Bob harder to hit when he's running away than Gabe, he might yet survive...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Hey Deni, maybe doggy think spider swarm can be num nums, yes?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ehh, the dog's mostly useful only for setting up flanks and it's a bit late for that I expect

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Is it even possible to flank a swarm of spiders?

How ya doing, buddy?

Although it seems silly, the swarm rules do not expressly forbid it.

The swarm can also be knocked prone. Somehow.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'd complain that that is completely illogical, but then again we do have a feminine elf who only understands dead people, armor that routinely shoots out confetti, a big guy who likes to go and fight cows for fun(i was really hoping that he would try to lick his new pick when he got it, because licking random things seems to be Arg's hobby), robot snakes that like eating rubies, and some bartender what thinks he can be helpful in a fight wielding only a frying pan and some kitchen knives. I think that's enough to justify a bunch of spiders falling down. Yeah. Riiight.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Look, it's simple. We just need to roll to see who has the biggest feet and they can go walking over the swarm.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Just as a matter of interest, what modifier do those spiders get to hit on an opportunity attack? I thought a total AC of 24 would have saved me.

Also, it'll be really embarrasing if we get killed by spiders, having beaten a dragon, a troll, an orc warlord and whatever else we've murdered our way past so far.

FELIPE NO

They get +10.

vs. Reflex

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

A bunch of spiders are stronger than a juvenile dragon. Who would have thought

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well, the dragon didn't have an aura which hurt you and then slowed you down so you couldn't escape the aura

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

They get +10.

vs. Reflex

The bastards...

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How are we all off for Action Points at the moment by the way?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Everybody's still got a point since this is the first fight of the day and all

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh yeah, it seems like this day's gone on quite a while already.

Drinking a healing potion is a minor action right?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Just curious - how far do these D&D auras extend?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Shin

Drinking a healing potion is a minor action right?

Yup.

Of course two swarms get to beat on you before you get to take any actions so hopefully Deni heals you up on his turn because Sleep might be the only thing holding off a TPK at this point

Originally Posted by Zerg

Just curious - how far do these D&D auras extend?

Depends on the monster. In the spider swarm's case, it's only a radius of one square around each swarm group. With your ridiculously-high-level monsters the aura radius goes as high as 20 squares.

FELIPE NO

Of course. Not eaten by a dragon, not cut in half in some majestic mid air axe swing, but spider-aura'd. Pfff.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I feel kind of miffed, excepting I forgot that Pang has been trying to get us in this situation the entire time.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Granted, this is about the first time that the dice have gone overwhelmingly in Pang's favor.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

a +10 to hit means the dice don't need to be in my favor

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, that too.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I believe it's time soggy collapsed another wall. That is if he is able to stabilize.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Of course. Not eaten by a dragon, not cut in half in some majestic mid air axe swing, but spider-aura'd. Pfff.

Don't forget they have 80 hp each, resist half of all melee and ranged damage, plus automatically attack anything in their aura with that 2d6 fuckoff free strike.

This is all your fault, though, so don't you complain.

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Oh yeah, and a great big 21 AC with attacks against Reflex, good job.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well it's not like there was going to be any getting around fighting the goddam things. Someone was going to look in the cobwebs sooner or later.

FELIPE NO

Nope.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?