[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Ogre can come closer. Ogre can squeeze. Brady said earlier that he wishes the Ogre to squeeze.

God we need some better communication in this lot.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The ogre "Squeezed" through the front door easily enough, I can't imagine the internal woodwork will slow him down much.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

oh you were asking about the outside wall, with which to attack annoying elves.

I thought you were talking about blasting a wall between your room and the hallway, with which to attack ogres.

My mistake.

FELIPE NO

I figured a surprise attack by an angry, giant retard through the wall they were hiding behind but upset the elves a bit. The rest of us are bound to hit the ogre eventually and Deni can stand there with club shots bouncing off his armour all day, it's the archers covering the corridor that we need to deal with. I could probably get through the internal wall next to the door easier though.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

O, not only could Gabe take this troll on mano e dwarfo, but he wants to.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Elfstar

Pang, what are the chances of Bob being able to blow a hole in the outside wall big enough for Arg to stab people through with his Fire Burst spell?

It's just fire, it's not literally an explosion.

I don't know where the party would get any explosives!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

drop a thermal detonator in their laps? Watch them continue to do nothing with something potentially useful?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I HAVE SOME EXPLOSIVES IF YOU HAVE SOME ACID, MAN

How ya doing, buddy?

There's a dead elf right there on the floor. I was going to suggest using him as a shield as we ran down the corridor but using him as a bomb would work just as well!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Elfstar

There's a dead elf right there on the floor. I was going to suggest using him as a shield as we ran down the corridor but using him as a bomb would work just as well!

Wait, wait. Elves are... elves are filled with acid?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Alright new plan. Let's just kill this ogre and then huddle in the northwest room with the mirror. Mots can make his own doors with that battleaxe, so we can just slip out the backway and run like hell.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Alright new plan. Let's just kill this ogre and then huddle in the northwest room with the mirror. Mots can make his own doors with that battleaxe, so we can just slip out the backway and run like hell.

I was trying to figure out a way to make them go into the mirror and then sealing them in.

My brain has come up with nothing.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

We're pretty beat up enough as it is and I don't want to risk somebody dying. So we might as well just skeedadle and if Pang won't just let us escape like that we can hole up in a room or the mirror basement for a night and see what happens.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think we can risk Shin dying. In fact I think we should. He can probably necro his way back to life, big tough necromancer that he is.

Alternatively, I don't much like the idea of retreating into an object they can just break to seal us in.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If they sealed us in how would they get the sword?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

if we all crowd into the western room with arg we should be fine. The elves are pussies when it comes to hand-to-hand.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Wait, wait. Elves are... elves are filled with acid?

I'm guessing they have to digest food.



Just sayin'.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well yeah, I figured his stomach acid would do the trick.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Kicked Elmoogle out of the player queue. He hasn't posted in a month, and if he's too busy to review a CD he's too busy to play. Booted out Magus-Cie as well, he hasn't posted since October.

So we are, at least, two steps closer to AcerBanditry.

FELIPE NO

What about those people too lazy to even choose either a race OR a class?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well, I didn't choose a race until Zeph stepped out because I didn't think there was a point to it until Pang was ready for me. Maybe they feel the same?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Fuck you, I ain't choosing until it's my turn, I'm too fickle. Besides, I'd tailor it around what seems to be lacking in the group at the moment.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Outrunner

Fuck you, I ain't choosing until it's my turn, I'm too fickle. Besides, I'd tailor it around what seems to be lacking in the group at the moment.

When's the next time you'll stick to one name for more than a month?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, I don't see any need to force people to lock down to a certain concept far in advance, especially when there will always be more options by the time they actually jump in. Druids, Barbarians, Bards and so on are coming in March and it would be sad to miss out on those because somebody "promised" to play a Fighter last August.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

When's the next time you'll stick to one name for more than a month?

NEVER, FOUL SWINE.

If that's not proof enough of why I don't want to lock myself in I dunno what is

I was speaking idiomatically.