GFF Risk 7 - This time, it's personal

Oh, you mean Mucknugglia, not wvlfpvpia.

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Originally Posted by wvlfpvp

Oh, you mean Mucknugglia, not wvlfpvpia.

Yes. It's been a confusing morning (and game).

FELIPE NO

Energy Boost time I think

Attacking the following for now, more to come later:

People's Republic of Devo
wvlfpvpia
Isle of Blah

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

Yes. It's been a confusing morning (and game).

Glad I'm not the only one having trouble keeping track of what is going on.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh, woops. I'd like to switch my attack from Col. Skills' Haven of Virgins over to the Arab Republic of Capo. Adding to the confusion!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I hate you all so much.

Results:
-ctu/Identity Crisis for US of IC: ctu conquers
-Plarom/ctu for US of IC: ctu defends
-wvlfpvp/Identity Crisis for Mucknugglia: wvlfpvp conquers

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oh. Then I guess instead of nikiri, then I'll attack Crash's Keep.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Yeldarb

Oh. Then I guess instead of nikiri, then I'll attack Crash's Keep.

Ok then:
-Yeldarb/orionmk3 for Crash Landon's Keep: Yeldarb conquers

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I was able to find a computer today, so I'll send numbers against Zerg's attacks, nutty.

In any case, if I'm still alive after that, I want to:

Buy a Death Ray and use it on: Acerbanditia, Qwarkyland, and Gechmiralia.

Attacks on: Grawltasia, Lukagenegro, RacinReaveronia, and Isthmus of Tritopia.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Zergrinch's onslaught on Ryuu succeeded, and Ryuu is the third player eliminated. Zergrinch has 2 turns remaining today and lots of money; I fear for the rest of you when he wakes up.

Results:
-wvlfpvp/Plarom for Sea of Sassafrass: Plarom defends
-ctu/Plarom for Dullenplainsylvania: ctu conquers
-RockgamerXIII/Plarom for Darkcometalia: Plarom defends
-RockgamerXIII/Plarom for C of The Dopefish: RockgamerXIII conquers
-Zergrinch/Ryuu for Ryuu's SS: Zergrinch conquers
-Zergrinch/Ryuu for LeHah City: Ryuu defends
-Zergrinch/Ryuu for LeHah City: Zergrinch conquers
-Zergrinch gets spoils of war 49 gil and 1 item (Energy Boost)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ok, now it's time for all out assault.

I use an Energy Boost to give me two extra turns, and with them I attack Musharaff land.

Now I use a Death Ray on Enchephilonia, Alicetopia, and CHz.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Smelnick

Well I have to head to work. So I'll preempt a couple of attacks

Nazfailonia
Tails land of furry things
Smelnickaragua

crap. I guess they didn't count cause I forgot to state what time lol. I suck
well. Call them into action now!

Also add in

Blue Kirbystan

Kthxbai

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Countering with my last 2 turns with Infernals Land of Jelly Turtles and ?^_______^?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Remainder of attacks are:

Mucknugglia, Dominovia and nazfailonia

Oh, and I'll use my tome on Identity Crisis

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by wvlfpvp

Countering with my last 2 turns with Infernals Land of Jelly Turtles and ?^_______^?

By my count, you've still got one turn left, unless I'm missing something.

Anyway, here's the results. The map is clearly divided between the haves and the have nots:

-ctu/Smelnick for BlueMikey's LoP: Smelnick defends
-RockgamerXIII/Smelnick for Summonmaster's PoD: Smelnick defends
-Yeldarb/Smelnick for New Yeldarbstan: Yeldarb conquers
-Domino/wvlfpvp for PR of Devo: wvlfpvp defends
-Domino/wvlfpvp for wvlfpvpia: Domino conquers
-Domino/wvlfpvp for Isle of Blah: Domino conquers
-Yeldarb/orionmk3 for Musharrafdom: Yeldarb conquers
-Yeldarb uses Death Ray to incinerate Encephalonia, Alicetopia, and CHz
-wvlfpvp/Domino for Infernal Monkey's LoJT: Domino defends
-wvlfpvp/Domino for ?^_______^?: Domino defends

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ookies. Here's by last actions:

Devo
Devo / Crash Landon

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

ctu sent me these battles to post in his absence. As he didn't send me any defense, his defenses will start defaulting tomorrow morning.

ctu attacks wvlfpvpia, Sea of Sassafrass, Isle of Blah, and PR of Devo.

I should also point out that per the rules, ctu's attacks take effect at 9PM on the dot, regardless of when I post them. Therefore, if ctu takes PR of Devo before Zergrinch, he'll get the spoils from wvlfpvp.


There's some choice pickings now...

-Yeldarb/orionmk3 for nikiri: Yeldarb conquers (no number)
-Domino/wvlfpvp for Mucknugglia: Domino conquers
-ctu/Domino for wvlfpvpia: ctu conquers
-ctu/Domino for Isle of Blah: ctu conquers

I was speaking idiomatically.

Map says I have control of Tails. Chart says Tritoch has it. Requesting confirmation.

Never mind. Death ray.

I purchase an Atomic Bomb and use it on a_country. Possible 3 others: Alice, Encephalon, and CHz

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'll be buying and using a Blitzkrieg on Infernal Monkey's Land of Jelly Turtles and ?^___^?. Also one of my tanks is going to be sent on into Mucknugglia.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Map says I have control of Tails. Chart says Tritoch has it. Requesting confirmation.

Sorry for the delay; it belongs to Tritoch. There was a problem with color bleedthrough with RacinReaveronia and Tails which is now fixed.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

So Tails' Furry Fun Zone was bleeding?

Additional Spam:
Tank to YeOldeButchere Bay.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No numbers? Geez, I'm travelling for a day and I don't even get to put in a roll? It's not even the end of the day yet.

Oh well, whatever. Remind me never to leave my terminal and live a vampirelike existance, shackled to its harsh glow, next game.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hey, I was out all day until about 2 hours ago. Don't worry, the rest of your ill-fated alliance shall soon follow.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

And thus it was written that wvlfpvp and orion_mk3 would be the next to perish. Domino's fate rests in his battle with RockgamerXIII.

You don't have to be shackled to your monitor, orion. If you'd sent a defense for nikiri, or even a standby all-purpose defense number, you wouldn't be dead.

-Smelnick/Tritoch for nazfailonia: Tritoch defends
-Smelnick/Tritoch for Blue Kirbystan: Smelnick conquers
-Domino/Tritoch for nazfailonia: Tritoch defends
-ctu/wvlfpvp for PR of Devo: wvlfpvp defends
-Zergrinch/wvlfpvp for PR of Devo: wvlfpvp defends
-Zergrinch/wvlfpvp for PR of Devo: Zergrinch conquers
-Zergrinch gets spoils of war 25 gil and 1 iten (Energy Boost)
-Zergrinch drops an Atomic Bomb on a_country; the fallout is contained
-Tritoch uses a Blitzkrieg to storm Infernal Monkey's Land of Jelly Turtles and ?^___^?
-Tritoch uses Tanks to invade Mucknugglia and YeOldeButchere Bay
-Tritoch gets spoils of war 79 gil and 1 item (Energy Boost)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Um, didn't I take Orion's last territory?

And also for my last attack: Mucknugglia.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Hmm... my attacks are random, eh? Oh well, I might as well post them. I'll attack a_country, Isle of Blah, Alicetopia, and Denicalistia.

Since my attacks are going to prove to be less than effective, I'd like to buy a Blitzkrieg and take out knkwzrdlandia and Zergrinchtopia. While I'm at it, I'll use Tanks to take back my US of IC, and I'll buy some Tanks to run over RacinReaveronia.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?