[PS2] Ace Combat Thread (a.k.a. We Do Not Have Air Superiority)

You're a pussy if you don't engage in 8492.

"You're not thinking about defeating all these enemies before returning? That's insane!"

Shut up, bitch.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No need to waste innocent human lives here. Oh wait.

No, you're a pussy if you don't engage in Solitaire with your F-117. LOLOLOLOL...

FEAR MY CAMERA!

Most amazing jew boots

Good thing you stuck with the JAS, since the F-117 would've doomed you in the mission right after. Too bad the escape mission with Pops, Final Option IIRC, is better*.

With the Flightstick, that mission's just oodles of fun, just like the tunnel before the SOLG control panel/facility.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Final Option was great. A lot of people seemed to not like it though. Only mission I didn't like was Solitaire. Mostly because I hated flying through those radar areas, and you don't get to blow anything up. Not to mention Pops was getting pretty picky about the angle from which I took the picture.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The Arkbird is serious business. Raped my SU-47, twice.

EDIT:

DOWNED THAT BIG FAT FUCKER OF A BIRD.

<BLAZE> ONE

<EDGE> ONE

<SWORDSMAN> TWO

<ARCHER>

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Okay why do I fail at the Hrimfaxi mission; "cuz you suck" doesn't count, btw.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I use the special weapons... I think it was the GBU or something to take out as many of the AA and SAM as possible. I didn't bother with the other smaller subs.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Musharraf

Okay why do I fail at the Hrimfaxi mission; "cuz you suck" doesn't count, btw.

How do you fail then?

I was speaking idiomatically.

It's like trying to give advice on how to jump a pit in Mario. It's pointless.

You just suck. Give up.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Use large unguided bombs, and stick to the Hrimfaxi like a fly to shit when it surfaces. If you're in a hurry, drop the bombs then switch to missles to damage it even more. It's not that hard.

FELIPE NO

Do you even need to fly above 5000 feet? I mean the explosions only look like they come up to about 1000-2000 feet. Perhaps I should experiment sometime.

<EDGE> BLAZE BLAZE! CAPTAIN! DAMMIT! NOW WHO'S GONNA CUDDLE ME IN BED? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Double Post:
Yeah for me, my mom is proud I brought down the SOLG. So where's the hot sex scene? LOLI BANGED GOIN' DOWN.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I just bought AC5. I've never played the series.

Am I late.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I first played AC04 Christmas 2004 since it was cheap with a combo pack with Soul Caliber II. Well then, a Christmas later, I picked up AC05 with GTA: San Andreas and just finished AC05 today. If you were to beat Super Mario Bros. 3 for the first time today, yeah, then you'd be a tad late.

Actually, I did play the original AIR COMBAT at a friends house back in what, 1995?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Spatula

If you were to beat Super Mario Bros. 3 for the first time today, yeah, then you'd be a tad late.

....

Hehe... I played it at a friend's house when I was little. But never beat it :doh:

I did beat Super Mario World countless of times, though.


In any case, I'm really looking forward to playing AC5. Though judging from the vibe I'm getting from this thread, AC04 is a better game?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Spatula

I first played AC04 Christmas 2004 since it was cheap with a combo pack with Soul Caliber II. Well then, a Christmas later, I picked up AC05 with GTA: San Andreas and just finished AC05 today. If you were to beat Super Mario Bros. 3 for the first time today, yeah, then you'd be a tad late.

Actually, I did play the original AIR COMBAT at a friends house back in what, 1995?

I hope you mean you just beat AC5 again today.

How ya doing, buddy?

Depends on who you talk to. I liked AC04 and 05 about equally. Althought I found some of AC05's missions more memorable. Attacking the FORTRESS in 05 seemed more fun than taking out the Stonehenge in 04, in my opinion that is. Also, the last few missions of 05 seemed more "final" than 04 taking out Megalith.

If you did say you've never played an AC game before, I suggest you take up 04 first. It just seems that 05 has more features added that enhance your experience, rather than you starting with 05 and then all assuden find out NO WINGMEN COMMANDS in 04 (which the WM really didn't do much, honestly. )

I was speaking idiomatically.

It's an excellent time to get started with Ace Combat 5. Ace Combat Zero is practically right around the corner, so by the time you're done with AC5, you can go right into Zero.

And yes, AC04 is a better game, for a multitude of reasons. For me, it's because you fly alone, as a faceless hero. The wingmen addition in AC5 is nothing but a gimmick.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Thanks you two.

I'll keep y'all posted as I progress through it.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Megalith

It's an excellent time to get started with Ace Combat 5. Ace Combat Zero is practically right around the corner, so by the time you're done with AC5, you can go right into Zero.

And yes, AC04 is a better game, for a multitude of reasons. For me, it's because you fly alone, as a faceless hero. The wingmen addition in AC5 is nothing but a gimmick.

Blaze is also a faceless hero. Though I just assume you're much to retarded to figure that Nagase, Chopper, Archer =/= Blaze.

Though no arguement that AC04 is better than 5.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Stealth

I hope you mean you just beat AC5 again today.

Actually, no. First time. Sigh.
This would explain my raving and ranting of Mr. Arkbird and Mr. SOLG.

Believe it or not, I haven't even touched MGS3:SE yet. It's useless now, since Subsistence comes out in 3 days, THEN I'll play it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

And you call yourself an Ace Combat fan?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Never said so. I like the game, but sadly, I never cared about the story much. JUST GIVE ME MY TARGET. Which is why the story of AC04 or 05 are irrelevant to me. >_>

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Blaze may be faceless, but he ain't no hero.

Let's see. Stupid call sign. A cheap replacement for Bartlett. Can't get out of Final Option on his own. Actually bothered to waste time saving Nagase in White Noise, who got shot down like an idiot.

The simple fact is that you can't be a hero when you gotta babysit three idiots. I hope that I don't gotta deal with any more of these "personalities" in ACZ. Solo-Wing Pixie better not act gay, even though his call sign seems to imply that.

I just want to fly into The Round Table alone, ok.

::ultimate hero::

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Solo-Wing Pixie - sorry to rain on your guys' parade, but with a call sign like that, you're just BEGGING to be shot down.

Like this bitch:

Spoiler:

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Spoiler:

Solo Wing Pixie

Spoiler:

BITCH

Spoiler:

I LOVE YOU

Spoiler:

SKY EYE HERE

Spoiler:

DELIVERY FOR BLAZE

Spoiler:

DELIVERY OF DEATH

Spoiler:

SHUT UP BITCH

Spoiler:

MOBIUS ONE ENGAGE

Spoiler:

<BLAZE> NO

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh, that's the box art for the PAL version.

How ya doing, buddy?