[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

well then



pfffffffff

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Stop wasting your dailies without combat advantage.

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What's combat advantage

I gave it to Deni but I don't think it did any good

help me

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

One of the most common attack modifiers is combat
advantage. Combat advantage represents a situation in
which the defender can’t give full attention to defense.
The defender is pressed by multiple enemies at the
same time, stunned, distracted, or otherwise caught
off guard. When you have combat advantage against a
target, you gain a +2 bonus to your attack rolls against
that target.

The following situations give an attacker combat
advantage against a defender.
When a defender is . . .
Balancing
Blinded
Climbing
Dazed
Flanked by the attacker
Helpless
Prone (melee attacks only)
Restrained
Running
Squeezing
Stunned
Surprised
Unable to see the attacker
Unaware of you
Unconscious

Once per encounter, you can try to gain combat
advantage against a target by making a Bluff check.

✦ Gain Combat Advantage: Once per combat
encounter, you can try to gain combat advantage
against an adjacent enemy by feinting. As a standard
action, make a Bluff check opposed by the enemy’s
Insight check. If you succeed, you gain combat
advantage against the enemy until the end of your
next turn.

tl;dr bitches need to get they flank on

How ya doing, buddy?

If only Shin had chosen Dance Magic instead of that gay wizardry shit...



I was speaking idiomatically.

At least Pang's now making a serious effort to kill you guys off, mwee hee hee

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Can I use both my encounter powers in the same encounter?

FELIPE NO

Yup, you can use both encounter powers in the same encounter. That goes for everybody.

(I'm not "making an effort to kill them", I'm just making it conceivably possible for them to be killed. Having them roll over a dragon without so much as a knockdown was funny the one time, but I think Easy Mode would get boring after a while.)

How ya doing, buddy?

Also, for people who never check the OP, that's been tidied up quite a bit and I've put in links to all the current books & mags that are relevant on the player side.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Looks fucking pimp.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hell yeah.

may I recommend to knk that the ogre is probably pretty capable of opening the door we just closed and didn't lock and I dno't know why our smartest party member is so absent-minded

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and for that matter, why a monster twice as big as any of us is capable of evading almost every attack we throw at it

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The door may be shut, but the ogre is too wide to fit through it, even if it were open. He has to break through the frame if he wants to come inside.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

This is your grand opportunity to HOUSE THE OGRE, knk.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I would do that if I didn't think Pang was in the mood to have it collapse and kill all of us.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

But the house is made of delicious chocolate pudding. If you're lucky.

FELIPE NO

I'm just saying, absent-minded and glorious in your wedding beard

I lolled at that btw

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by a lurker

and for that matter, why a monster twice as big as any of us is capable of evading almost every attack we throw at it

Evading? You are interpreting the term "miss" too literally.

This is a "miss":



But this is also a "miss", if you follow



And so our friend the ogre is making good use of this second interpretation. His actual Reflex defense is relatively poor as you'd expect. It's all a question of puzzling out a given monster's strengths and weaknesses. An ogre, inherently, is hardy and durable but also sluggish and stupid. So it's down to making attacks against the proper defenses.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

And so our friend the ogre is making good use of this second interpretation. His actual Reflex defense is relatively poor as you'd expect. It's all a question of puzzling out a given monster's strengths and weaknesses. An ogre, inherently, is hardy and durable but also sluggish and stupid. So it's down to making attacks against the proper defenses.

So the dude's tough against dailies and our sweet new level 3 skillz.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I think what Pang is saying that we need to sit down and challenge this ogre fellow to an old fashioned battle of wits – to the death.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That could be a sweet puzzle later...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The "battle of wits" was when I demanded your loot or your lives and Deni picked your lives

I won that one

I was speaking idiomatically.

Even if Denicalis were smart enough to give up the loot, he wouldn't be allowed to because Gabe would probably have a stroke and drop dead if he even thought about backing out of a fight

How ya doing, buddy?

Look, let's just poison both cups and let Bob challenge the bastard.

He has second chance and I'll brooch him if all else fails.

FELIPE NO

Hay Pang's elves, set fire to that house. I'm sure the sword will survive such a conflagration

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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