[360] Gears of War 2, still no Denise Richards shower scene :(

I'll try to stay up Miles, just for you. <3

The patch is fine, the host selection still needs work. Although laggy games lead to some pretty lulzy all chainsaw fests, and Mexicans trying to talk to Taco because of his gamertag. I love it.

That said, ya'll are rusty as fuck. I expect to see plenty of practicing this week. Oh, and getting someone with a lower rank than me to host so we can play against newbies. >_>;;;;;

Not that I mind the losses, so long as my k/d stays intact.

Kills 5,037
Deaths 3,142
Kill/Death Ratio 1.60

::woot::

How ya doing, buddy?

I'll play tonight. That way I can tell Taco that he's delicious.

Or something else.

Because that would just be gay.

VERY GAY.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm allowed to be rusty god dammit its been like TWO weeks since I've played, and Mr. tails here has been marathoning this everyday since November 2nd, 2001.

FELIPE NO

You'd better believe it. One would think there are better uses for Time/Space Bending Powers other than to play Gears of War, but that is a lie.

A LIE.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

How about bending space and time to give Epic a few more years to fix the fucking bugs before the game came out?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Bend some time and play some manly games like me. You may think 2 piecing black people in the back like a fiend is manly, but that's the lie.

A LIE.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm pretty sure that wouldn't do anything. Cliffy would use those collective years to count all of his money, and no work would get done.

Business as usual at Epic.

ALSO FUCK YOU DESERT GO BACK TO YOUR WEEABOO RPGS

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Tales of Vesperia(lulz) may be a weeaboo rpg, but its manly.

That zoids shit you 9000'd may be a weeaboo srpg, but its kinda lame.

Valkyria Chronicles may be another weeaboo srpg, but its manly as fuck.

Dawn of War 2 may be a weeaboo(fuck yea) rts, but it makes my dick bigger.

Come join me here in man camp, Tails.

STOP VOTING FOR FUCKING SUBMISSION

Why the FUCK were we playing submission? Why were we playing king of the hill? Gears isn't HALO, I don't want to see it again.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Alright you are in the GEARS OF WAR thread, which is the manliest thing of all time, talking about Weeaboo shit.

I'm gonna come to your house and curbstomp you, Desert you fake ass nigger.

Also probably because I forgot to vote that round. Submission isn't bad, you just need a team that's coordinated.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Coordination was within grasp for you, but you bitched out and decided to ROB ME.

I should come to YOUR house and slap yo teeth out for your transgressions and lack of COORDINATION.

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Tails you are really overcompensating for your weeaboo status with all your posturing about manly thread and such.

Your av/sig isn't helping.

FELIPE NO

Mo0, what have you been told about jumping into discussions you don't understand?

This is between me and Desert. Desert who does not understand the technicalities of not hiding in the spawn and map control during Submission matches over here crying about how it's because he's too busy playing weeaboo RPGs.

Whose fault is that? Not mine. Also reminder that the medium represented in my av/sig is far removed from the one we're discussing here.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by House Hippo

posturing

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Mo0: About as gay as that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Tails

Mo0, what have you been told about jumping into discussions you don't understand?

This is between me and Desert. Desert who does not understand the technicalities of not hiding in the spawn and map control during Submission matches over here crying about how it's because he's too busy playing weeaboo RPGs.

Whose fault is that? Not mine. Also reminder that the medium represented in my av/sig is far removed from the one we're discussing here.

Anime and Zoids RPGs are far removed from each other

Gotcha

How ya doing, buddy?

Diets and Mo0 are far removed from each other

Gotcha

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by OutRunner

Diets and Mo0 are far removed from each other

Gotcha

Titties and Skills are far removed from each other by work on the following day

Gotcha

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by OutRunner

Diets and Mo0 are far removed from each other

Gotcha

Note to self: Prop this post tomorrow when the limit refreshes.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Whoa now I wasn't HIDING, Tactically removing myself from the path of mortars and planting grenades in my wake is LEGIT.

Map control? maaaybe.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well at least you concede on that point.

And come on man, there are more ways to dodge the mortar than going back inside. ;_; You just look up and move accordingly. It can only land in a straight line, you know.

FELIPE NO

Well the initial plan was to run and get another ink/frag and then bounce back out and get mortar man. Then something happened, a revelation.

A mortar explosion inside the spawn where that should not be exploding. So like any other rational human being, I said 'fuck this shit I'm CAMPIN'.

then I realized you were all dead and I gave up hope

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

There is always hope man. Always. So long as you have your shotgun.

We cool now though.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hope and change, obamania working its way into gears of war related shit since 2009.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Did the patch fix the chainsaw? As in, does it stun the player if the player is shot while the shotgun is revved?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Nope because that shit still happened to me at least 4 or 5 times last night.

Next they need to fix these weird lag issues. Sometimes it felt like in some matches my bullets weren't doing any damage so I had to rely on my chainsaw to get at least one or two kills. =\ I mean shit, on Avalanche Tails and I were both shooting the same guy with our shotguns (after I shot him like 3 times and he downed me(and tails picked me up<3)) and the bastard still killed us both. Funky game.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I had very little online experiences with the thing yesterday, in your experience, how much has been improved, Miles? Did you notice any change?

I was speaking idiomatically.