Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman?

Originally Posted by Amy-Chan

Wonder Women really needs to have some spunk to her, but still be feminine. I don't know exactly who should play her, but I know Linsay Lohan is not a good match. Maybe someone like Kate Winslet or , someone with a respectable reputation.

Halle Berry. :lolsign:

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

Halle Berry. :lolsign:

Halle Berry is way too over done. Kate Winslet is British though...

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll give my comment time to garner the proper reaction...hopefully someone will see the multiple facets of humor.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I don't get it.

FELIPE NO

I said someone.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

I said someone.

To be honest, that was just a pretty stupid comment, amplified by the LOL smilie.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Aardark, he said SOMEONE. And someone does not include me or you. Now get the hell out of here.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Aardark

To be honest, that was just a pretty stupid comment, amplified by the LOL smilie.

I'm sorry I failed to clear your high standards on this effort.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Aardark

To be honest, that was just a pretty stupid comment, amplified by the LOL smilie.

that's what i thought.

I think he was trying to say that I didn't see the humor in him saying Halle Berry-which I did.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Then at least I didn't fail to strike the funny bone overall!

Anyway, this was an unmitigated disaster. Back to wondering if Lindsay Lohan is "respectable" enough to be Wonder Woman.

How ya doing, buddy?

Neither are you, Crunchy

So whats your fucking point

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

Then at least I didn't fail to strike the funny bone overall!

Anyway, this was an unmitigated disaster. Back to wondering if Lindsay Lohan is "respectable" enough to be Wonder Woman.

Don't worry mate I think you're suggestion initiated the correct response in me I tried to picture Halle Berry as Wonderwoman, and the image was so ridiculous that it made the new Catwoman outfit seem totally feasible in comparison

Maybe a Halle Berry Wonderwoman movie could involve Snakes on an Invisible Plane (with guest appearance by Samuel L. Jackson) ^o^

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Dizzy

End of discussion.

Lucy Lawless would totally rule as the new Wonder Woman. I'm sorry, but Lindsay Lohan is about as much Wonder Woman as Ashlee Simpon is a rocker or Kevin Federline is a rapper.

I can't really imagine Kate Winslet looking very good with black hair, but I guess I'm too used to seeing her in lighter hair colors.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by LeHah

Being a friend who had to support someone going through serious anorexia, I can tell you flatout, you shit-eating fagtard, that gaining weight back is a serious effort both mentally and physically. It took my friend the better part of a year to gain back the 30+ pounds she dropped and she went through the clinic with unusual speed.

Just shows that youre a sorry sack of malformed shit that should've been stomped the fuck out while in your mother's womb. At least then you'd have been shat out of her fucking jizz-canal looking like chunky strawberry jam and not have had to fuck up my internet with your insipid banalities. Get the fuck out.

GFF's Most Articulate Post+Best Flame+Longest Winded Member 2006.


Anyways, there are uglier girls than Lindsay, but since the whole "let's lose 200 pounds" thing she just hasn't ever looked nearly as good.

Hmm...who would be a good candidate for Wonder Woman...Jaime King, maybe? I dunno.

Jam it back in, in the dark.