[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

You do have a point, lurk; as far as I know ringette's played exclusively by girls.

We'll have to ask Jessy if she would play ringette.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Curling is awful, don't get me wrong, but I don't think there's anything explicitly homosexual about it.

Not anything approaching cricket, at least.

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think that just proves that Hammerfall is really gay.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

[ 14:37:03 ] [ +Diss ] [ 14:29:21 ] [ +Jessykins ] What's up?
[ 14:37:03 ] [ +Diss ] [ 14:29:28 ] [ +Jessykins ] Diss
[ 14:37:07 ] [ +Diss ] Would you play ringette?
[ 14:37:14 ] [ +Jessykins ] Ringette? What is that?
[ 14:37:32 ] [ +Kishin ] it's like hockey but with a ring and more lesbians
[ 14:37:40 ] [ +Diss ] Ringette - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[ 14:38:08 ] [ +Jessykins ] It looks fun, but I am terrible at sports
[ 14:38:11 ] [ +Jessykins ] and ice skating

There you have it. Ringette homosexual-approved.

How ya doing, buddy?

You guys are a little confused. Curling is the whitest sport on the planet. Ever seen a curler who wasn't white? I rest my case.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm pretty sure there are some black people on the South African national team.

After checking, yes, there are, and they have entertaining photgraphs.



I was speaking idiomatically.

And why would South Africans have a black curling team? An inheritance of White Imperialism, I rest my case.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wait, is that picture legit? His nickname is "the computer literate" for real? Wow.

FELIPE NO

That's very impressive for a South African, let me tell you.

Blecks 'kent run en entrnit

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Ahem. I reiterate:

The conjured creature acts on the same initiative count as you. Every action it takes costs you a minor action (which you use to issue commands), and a conjured creature cannot exceed its normal allotment of actions (a standard, a move, and a minor action) during its turn. If you spend no minor actions on your turn to command the creature, it remains where it is without taking any actions on its turn.

It's a 1:1 ratio. You only have one action left; that means the dog only has one action left. You can't both move and attack in the same turn.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Are you people seriously suggesting that cricket is more homosexual than baseball? All baseball players seem to do is slap each other's arses, plus the most famous ones have girls names like Ruth.

Cricket players do stuff like flying a bi-plane over the ground where the rest of the team are playing, the kind of practical joke only a straight (And overly posh) guy could come up with.

Anyway, the only reason people watch cricket is as a good excuse to get drunk all day. Hell, you can do a five day session during a test match...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

Are you people seriously suggesting that cricket is more homosexual than baseball? All baseball players seem to do is slap each other's arses, plus the most famous ones have girls names like Ruth.

Cricket players do stuff like flying a bi-plane over the ground where the rest of the team are playing, the kind of practical joke only a straight (And overly posh) guy could come up with.

Anyway, the only reason people watch cricket is as a good excuse to get drunk all day. Hell, you can do a five day session during a test match...

I don't think cricket games ever end. Still playing the exact same game. First one.

Also, do you want to write up the summation on the wiki, Shin, or will I? Because this has been awesome.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You do it mate, my creativity has been all but used up on the advent threads lately.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Okay. Some time in the next few days I will.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The party has 10 total levels.

In this battle, they fought and killed the equivalent of 38 levels of enemies without a single casualty.

Something has gone deeply awry

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

And it only netted us 325 xp each. :/

FELIPE NO

Well, it wouldn't have been spread so thinly if one of you had just DIED

THINK ABOUT THAT, HUH

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

We'll probably all get killed by the half dead hobgoblin archer that got away.

I think some luck (The dragon falling asleep and not killing Argumentus) and some generous DMing (The dragon falling over, the ghosts not getting involved, the wall collapsing) played as big a part as any skill or tactics on our part.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But they were friendly ghosts. They made us a boat.

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The axe power slides whatever it hits one square. He hit the wall. The wall, therefore, had to slide one square. I'm just following the rules-as-written.

(The marble thing was just too goofy and ridiculous to pass up, admittedly. They were randomly generated from a chart of "useless treasure" and I had more-or-less forgotten about them entirely.)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Actually I figured he would've died in the last round, but then I remembered we threw all that shit on his head initially.

Good job team!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

How much did the soul cases hurt the dragon, if at all?

I was speaking idiomatically.

My math was saying around 20hp, but I could be wildly off.

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Somewhere between 10-15 HP, I think.

FELIPE NO

Isn't Argumentus still taking acid damage? I thought combat rounds continued as long as damage was being taken. Because hey, he could still die if he fails enough saves.

How ya doing, buddy?