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  Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
If you want to do that, I mean, you're the least classy city lady I've ever laid eyes on.
Back to the issue at hand, my bet is that if we all run back up stairs, the undead will be on our asses in probably a turn or two. The folks who don't have much HP can stuff themselves up the stairs to minimize attacks. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 18 Level 51.14 Feb 2006 |
Don't let some woman run you all off like women, cowards.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
Man, for a group that has slaughtered almost everything you've met, you all (except Brady) are acting like a bunch of scaredy cats
 How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
Dragons are probably loud and killing dragons is probably loud and we'll probably have to fight the hobgoblins and the skeletons and the dragon all anyway, so let's go with hobgoblins and skeletons first ok?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 773 Level 21.70 Mar 2006 |
Good job understanding the situation it's like these people have never run an instance before jeez. Next thing you know your cleric is going to try to pull. Most amazing jew boots |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
pull?
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 773 Level 21.70 Mar 2006 |
That'd be the fella who pisses it off enough to have it go after them first. Should that be a more fragile party member the results don't tend to be very pretty.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
then maybe Soggy should haul ass too.
Most amazing jew boots |
Member 482 Level 45.24 Mar 2006 |
Maybe you shits should come help us fuck up this dragon.
 This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Hey, you want an axe in the back while you're fighting a dragon, that's -your- thing. I'll just kill the one looking to axe ME in the back.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?  John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
Don't you know anything about boss battles? Kill the minions first.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 482 Level 45.24 Mar 2006 |
Alright, alright. Doublepost will be merged to make me run away like a pansy.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
Drag your teammate with you, Arg's going to rapple down like this is a Tom Clancy novel.
FELIPE NO |
 Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
Argumentus is pretty nimble and the dragon probably can't fit up the stairs. I reckon he'll make it out ok if pulling shards of glass out of it's back doesn't placate it.
I'm still in favour of capturing rather than killing the hobgoblins then smashing their kneecaps and throwing them down the hole. Could be they weren't very nice to the dragon and he'll want to be our friend for killing his captors. Alternatively he'll be busy munching away on them and we can either rush him from behind or sneak past. Obviously we'll have to kill it at some point, it's a dragon after all but it doesn't have to be right now does it? Also if it's eating immobile hobgoblins it'll be directly under the hole and I'm sure we can find enough heavy masonry around to give it a headache. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?   |
 Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
Ok. Yes, throwing shit at the dragon earlier did hurt it (a little). No, you can't just do that indefinitely.
BEST OF LUCK GUYS  Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Nov 10, 2008 at 10:14 AM.
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Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
JUST BECAUSE THE DRAGON'S ALREADY IN THE FIGHT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T THROW HOBGOBLINS AT IT GUYS. ALSO, DWARVES RAPPELLING INTO COMBAT WILL BE ALMOST AS FUNNY AS ARGUMENTUS DOING IT, LET'S BEAR THAT IN MIND AFTER WE MURDER THE HOBGOBLINS YEAH?
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 666 Level 50.98 Mar 2006 |
5 hp attack? Man, what a wimpy dragon that was.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
I suspect Pang's desire for bloodlust doesn't extend to having a lavel 20 Greater Dragon rip it's way through our level 2 party in two turns.
Edit: Ha ha, let's break the goblin's knees, set them on fire and throw them in the hole, then abseil in after and kick arse. BEST BOSS FIGHT STRATEGY EVER. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
All the same, poor Arg. You shouldn't have left him alone, knk. True niggas don't do that shit.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
As if I'm going to waste the dragon's murderizing breath weapon on a single dude.
Most amazing jew boots  |
Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
Ok, team, we need to decide what music we want playing via Bob's Ghost Sound spell as we abseil into combat. I'm voting for Two Tribes by Frankie goes to Hollywood.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Last edited by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss; Nov 10, 2008 at 11:46 AM.
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Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
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Member 18 Level 51.14 Feb 2006 |
this party is radioactive cause you all yella cakes
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
Brady, you totally should have shifted out rather than run, the Dragon's gonna eat you now.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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