[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

What's this about a saxypunch wiki?

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Rad as hell wiki, Pang.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

O fuck, it's my turn? Sorry boys.

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I totally can't wait for Shin's character to wake up and fall flat into his face.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Now Bob will wake up and feel mighty refreshed after a comfy night wrapped in fur in front of a fire. =P

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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WOMAN.

FELIPE NO

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Also, and I don't know how I missed this before, Bob was supposed to get two utility powers when he hit Level 2. (You only get to use one or the other each day, though, like the Daily powers) So I went ahead and gave him Expeditious Retreat. If you prefer something else just pipe up.

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More like expeditious poncing. At-will power.

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I never noticed the exrta once a day defence Bob gets from Staff of Defence but as his constitution modifier is -1, does that mean he'll take more damage if he uses it?

Also, doesn't Scorching Burst only do 1D6+4 damage? Burning Blizzard only adds to ice and acid attacks.

Also, I didn't realise you could only use one or the other daily power each day, I assumed you could use them both once per day.

Expeditious Retreat fits Bob perfectly though.

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Originally Posted by SORCERER-3

his constitution modifier is -1, does that mean he'll take more damage

Well, yeah, which is why I didn't exactly make much of an effort to point it out. It's there if you happen to raise your Constitution later on, I guess.

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Also, doesn't Scorching Burst only do 1D6+4 damage? Burning Blizzard only adds to ice and acid attacks.

Yeah, fixed. It seemed logical that a "burning" feat would apply to fire.

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Once we've finished getting killed by traps in the altar room, I vote for a cunning and tactical two-pronged assault on the next room. Half of us can go through the door while the others rappel Rainbow 6 style through the hole in the roof. Chuck a couple of flashbangs in before we go and clear out the tangos in double quick time.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Missed ID4 joke opportunity from the thing behind the glass, Pang. I propped you anyway. =')

I was speaking idiomatically.

Takes more than a wall and a hole to kill this dwarf.

(protip: A wall, a hole and a stick are the required tools.)

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Do you...

Do you guys need me to just throw the treasure parcel directly at you, or

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I'm sure we can just hook it in with our impressive-looking SCWARZE

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Do you...

Do you guys need me to just throw the treasure parcel directly at you, or

But there are g-g-g-ghosts!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You forget we have a Holy Cleric among us!

(Midgety and trash talking to be sure, but still Holy!)

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If Arg wasn't going to drop it, then I would've done it, and you just know that would've taken hours. How strong could Brigid possibly be?

so kudos

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Did our onslaught on the dragon earlier damage it? And, can ranged / magic attacks launched from above hurt the dragon below?

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I think we should throw the Hobgoblins down the hole to keep him occupied. If we break their legs first the dragon should realise they're lunch.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wouldn't eating the hobgoblins restore the dragon's health, though? We should kill them, and let them putrid for a few weeks before feeding the dragon. Poison the fucker.

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But we could torture them for information first. Tie them to chairs and cut their ears off and shit.

I'm just not convinced that a headlong assault on a dragon and several freshly reanimated undead is the best option available to us. Mainly I want to see Argumentus rappeling in S.A.S. style though.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh no, I'm totally with you. We actually have to use strategy for this fight instead of going in with dicks in our hands.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Unless we emasculate the Hobgoblins and stroll in waving dicks in our hands...

There's nowhere I can't reach.