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Hey, go fuck yourself.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Don't panic guys you have at least 3 days to think about your plans before Brady realizes it's his turn
(Brady shows up early just to embarrass me ITS) *In This Subforum Most amazing jew boots ![]()
Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Sep 29, 2008 at 06:30 PM.
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So, while everybody's waiting for Brady, I've caught up with everything. Terribly fun it is.
Do you want me to just chill and sit back, or should I play my character? I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() |
Your character gone, dawg.
Straight up to CGA heaven. I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
Oh, well, poops.
Put me on the back end of the list, I guess. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]()
Last edited by Zephyrin; Sep 29, 2008 at 08:36 PM.
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You're back in a reliable place? Bitchin'.
FELIPE NO |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Hey Pango, have you gotten your hands on the Adventurer's vault yet? It apparently has a bunch of new weapon types, and adds a lot of magical equipment. I'm trying to find a pdf copy of it now, so if I get my hands on it before you I will send you a copy.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Yeah, I've got it. That's where I found the Eternal Chalk.
I'm sure they'll find a use for it someday There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
Haha, oh wow. I thought you just made that up.
How ya doing, buddy? |
We should start taking bets to see if Gabriel's aim strikes true.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Naw, I'm betting the halfling will be gnawed to death pretty quickly. No moar turn undead for her
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Hey Pang, I assume you took Bob's new Shield ability into account when he got hit, right?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() ![]() |
Why yes, you should assume this.
It just hasn't been particularly helpful yet =( How ya doing, buddy? ![]() |
Cool, just checking.
This fight's going to be long over by the time the dwarves run back up to join in. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() ![]() |
slaughtering shuffles of zombies all day, no big deal
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Hoo baby I'd have lost that bet big time.
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*lays down 5 aces* ![]() This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Adventurer's Vault is pretty neat. Deni and Gabriel should check it out, as it adds a lot of new blunt objects to hit things with. Some nice new axes too, if Motsognir is interested.
Have to spend a feat to use a lot of them though, so it may not be worth it if you have other feats you really want. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Stop encouraging my players to gain OOC knowledge
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But I wanna see Gabriel get a Mordenkrad, it would be awesome.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I think you should upload this new book, so as I can gain OOC knowledge.
FELIPE NO ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Anyway, Mordenkrad sounds more like a shit Swedish death metal band than anything else and we certainly don't need any of those in the party. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() ![]() |
Heh, it's just a type of weapon, not an uber-leet hax item. It's just a big hammer, but it's the biggest one available thus far.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I bet if we asked the Kobold blacksmith nicely he could make a bigger one. Then we could name that after a shitty band too, something like PANZERSTEIN UMLAUT. It would be the size of a horse and shaped like a dragon having a shit so you hit people with a massive dragon's cloaca, thereby humiliating them as well as injuring them and justifying you in shouting "Hey bad guy, eat ass" everytime you swung it.
That's why I find reading rule books and shit so pointless, you can always come up with something better yourself. Most amazing jew boots ![]() ![]() |