[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I know how fantasy racist this is, but Drow are actually kind of interesting. It also doesn't bode well that all literature dealing with totally not evil Drow is uniformly terrible.

But then again D&D is terrible! =)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Terribly fun!












no, nearly all the official setting work is crap, I'll gladly cop to that

Gygax was a creepy old beard and Greenwood is even worse

There's nowhere I can't reach.

From where I'm standing, if I hit the wight with my sling will I hit Augumentus / Mots instead?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The wight is significantly taller than me. I'm sure you can aim over my head.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Allies don't interfere with line of sight, so feel free to just hurl rocks right past them at dangerous speeds

I was speaking idiomatically.

RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh, also, how far can I move in a turn? My speed is 4, does that mean I can move four squares or only that I'm going to be low in combat initiative?

FELIPE NO

You can run which lets you move an extra 2 spaces, but your attack roll suffers and everybody gets combat advantage on you until the next turn.

Also, the technical term for a horde of zombies is a "shuffle." :101:

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by a lurker

My speed is 4, does that mean I can move four squares

Actually, that's supposed to be a 5. Sorry about that, no idea why I put 4 down.

But it is your maximum squares/turn (provided you don't sprint), and doesn't relate directly to your initiative.

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Pang is discriminating against the little people.

Also lurker, diagonal movement still counts as one space.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oh, I'm sure lurker's character can piggyback on the fastest one's (Shin) shoulders. No biggie while retreating right?

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I don't think Bob's strong enough for carrying chubby hobbits.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

This room is about to smell like burning moldy socks. Shin!

I was speaking idiomatically.

What the hell Zerg, it's already been decided.



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

This room is about to smell like burning moldy socks. Shin!

I was tempted to use either the Staff of Expansion power to hit everything at once or Acid Arrow to dissolve the fuckers but I find it hard to get past the desire to save up dailies just in case.

FELIPE NO

So Pang since when did Soggy and Argumentus get knocked back again?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

This...

this occurred in an alternate history which...


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edit: and fixed!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

forgot it was my turn, sorry guys

How ya doing, buddy?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I got busy, my bad.

But while I'm here, how do burst and burst (close) attacks work?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oof.

"A burst starts in an origin square and extends in all directions to a specified number of squares from the origin square.

For example, the cleric power flame strike is a burst 2 within 10 squares of you, which means the power originates in a square up to 10 squares away from you and affects the origin square and every square within 2 squares of it (a 5-square-by-5-square area)."

A CLOSE burst just means that the origin square has to be whatever square you currently occupy. For example, turn undead would effect everything in a 5x5 area with you in the center.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You fuckers are totally going to get Bob killed aren't you? I'm not sure that "Wait until the elf is paralysed then run away leaving him to face down ten zombies on his own" is a particularly heroic strategy.

At least do something to distract the wight.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If it's any consolation we're also leaving the midget.

FELIPE NO

This all would be a cinch if you'd just RELEASE ME. Giant lizard puppet would SMASH N' BASH their GUTS!!!!!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well let's hope Bob's legs recover in the time it takes them to eat her brains, huh?

How ya doing, buddy?