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GFF is a community of gaming and music enthusiasts. We have a team of dedicated moderators, constant member-organized activities, and plenty of custom features, including our unique journal system. If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ or our GFWiki. You will have to register before you can post. Membership is completely free (and gets rid of the pesky advertisement unit underneath this message).
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 Member 270 Level 15.87 Mar 2006 
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Yankele Herrera: At age 86, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
Thanks for visiting! Help keep us online, just a quick donation of even a dollar or two helps us out immensely! Most amazing jew boots |
Member 646 Level 12.13 Mar 2006
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With just my first name:
At age 84, suicide, straight up. WIth my full name: At age 57, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. With my gff name: At age 51, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style. LMAO!:biggrin: I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 524 Level 28.48 Mar 2006
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Or conversely, maybe I'll die because I'm so unaccustomed to eating steak and therefore not chew it properly  .I was speaking idiomatically. |
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Sup GFF faggots, who can't handle shit?
Member 552 Level 27.62 Mar 2006
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John: At age 102, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 2744 Level 9.98 Mar 2006
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It depends. If the world remains as it is, I want to go out at age 99 with my family, but if we move to an apoclyptic state of existance (see: Nucular holocoust and everyone gets tumors) then I want to go out in a ball of glory. I dunno, maybe live in one of the crime ridden cities and get involved in a gang war, or go skydiving from mountains.
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Member 4057 Level 31.90 Mar 2006
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At age 102, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17
Sad really What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 1586 Level 16.82 Mar 2006
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Nick: At age 34, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
oh my god! I thought always on alcohol-dead. lol Jam it back in, in the dark.
I'm so sorry for my english! :/
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Member 140 Level 21.84 Mar 2006
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majario: At age 78, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
My real name: At age 89, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. The first result I got seems more convincing since I actually can't swim. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 1633 Level 5.35 Mar 2006
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My real name: At age 90, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
Well, since I can't swim... At least I get to die at old age  Angel: At age 65, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session. Ouch, I guess I'll have to give up my meditation sessions... Never knew it was deadly tho!?!This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by Angel; Jun 29, 2006 at 04:18 PM.
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Member 311 Level 20.17 Mar 2006
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Name: At age 101, suicide, straight up.
Wasn't on my long term plannings, but ah well.. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 2202 Level 11.66 Mar 2006
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Same as Boo, but I'll die much younger!
Mikko: At age 65, suicide, straight up. How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 67 Level 18.44 Mar 2006
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Josh: At age 57, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
Why Andy? WHY?!?!? What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?  [ Patrick James "PJ" Beckett ] |
Member 4960 Level 14.57 Apr 2006
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Hazelguy: At age 97, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.
Can't I at least drink it? But hey, forewarned is forearmed, I'll just RUN to the gas station. At least that way I can drink it before it hits me. FELIPE NO |
Member 643 Level 19.09 Mar 2006
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acid: At age 33, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
Thirteen Years. Joy. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?  GI Joe is the codename for America's highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against COBRA. A ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. 24 can't jump the shark. Jack Bauer ate the shark long ago. Now 24 can only jump the water, and that doesn't mean anything. - Jazzflight <Krizzzopolis> acid you are made of win. <Dissolution> And now my god damn scissors are all milky |
Member 516 Level 36.18 Mar 2006
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Richard David Elliott Devahl Mason: At age 74, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
K gonna go take kung fu lessons now. Most amazing jew boots |
Member 59 Level 23.87 Mar 2006
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Andy: At age 43, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
Christ why so young? There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 1200 Level 26.94 Mar 2006
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Brian: At age 75, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
Fair enough. How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 5122 Level 24.05 Apr 2006
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Kevin: At age 89, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
Holy freaking crap. Now I'm scared, that sounds EXACTLY like me. The survey KNOWS....:ninja: Most amazing jew boots  FGSFDS!!! |
Member 8754 Level 1.86 Jun 2006
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At age 61, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered
I was speaking idiomatically.
If I go crazy then will you ban me from GFF
A fight, a fight, a nigger and a white. The white don't win, so we all jump in. |
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Member 432 Level 8.73 Mar 2006
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Kenneth: At age 69, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
I wonder what garnish he'll use? What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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Chocobo
Member 7460 Level 12.76 May 2006
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At age 91, you will choke on a piece of steak.
wow...probably the most lame one edit: lol a bunch of people already have it. I do love the tekken one, its pretty funny. Most amazing jew boots
Last edited by BlueEdge; Jul 12, 2006 at 08:57 AM.
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