Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I invite anyone who is arguing with me to raise a girl, then come back and tell me how much good their talks and constant encouragement did once their daughter hit 14.

I invite you to swallow next time.

People who whine and bitch that its so hard raising kids need to remember that a lot of people raise kids in worse enviroments than you. Homeless kids, kids born in the middle of civil wars, kids born into serious third world poverty.

"Oh no, my girl is vomiting every night" is pretty lowball shit against running from your life from rape gangs and not getting blown the fuck up.

Raising children does not make you special. People did it before you and people will do it after you.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

But expecting any other outcome just isn't realistic. The best you can do is try to comfort yourself in the knowledge that you tried your best to instill values and self-esteem in your child, and that as she grows and matures, the poison will work itself out of her system.

So then why are we having this conversation?

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

So like, I'm gone for 4 hours and this thread turns from good ol' celebrity bashing to "How To Raise a Teenager Without Turning Them Emo. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME YOU PRETZ CUNT! I AM LEHAH"?

Only on Gamingforce. :/

Maybe the internet really is serious business...

In any case, it will be interesting to see how this movie comes out. Hopefully, they won't ruin the idea of Wonder Woman with too much Hollywood.

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I hold to parenting. You don't read back into the Shakespearean era about daughters going off and being the town tarts just to get a rise out of their parents. This rebellion phase is often just poorly handled parenting and is a strictly modern issue >_> I mean hell. I'm the third (and last) son in my family. Not a one of us ever exactly "rebelled" against our parents. Too busy working and getting money stowed up for college and things. Or helping out our parents.

One child of the three of us turning out okay? Fluke maybe. But all three? C'mon. There are other folks I went to high school with that had big families and multiple children. They, too, never did the whole "ZOMG I HATE U" thing.

Poor parenting is a huge problem. Bear in mind that the common conception in this day and age is to drop your kid off at a nursery and let them stare at a TV all day. That hammers them with all kinds'a problems, thanks to how a kiddo's brain can be like a sponge. The whole rebellion phase is a sign of being spoiled. The child isn't getting things the way they want, they find out it won't happen, and often set off to piss off their parents as a result. Or some cockamamy thing like that.

Catherine Zeta Jones for Wonder Woman <3 She was gorgeous in Ocean's Twelve.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh, god. This is almost as terrifying as Paris Hilton wanting to be Mother Teresa.

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Jennifer Connelly as Wonder Woman.

Confirmed.

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Originally Posted by Neogin

Oh, god. This is almost as terrifying as Paris Hilton wanting to be Mother Teresa.

Are you kidding? You're kidding right?

Because I would have PAID to see Mother Theresa sucking off Rick Solomon.

OK... Maybe I wouldn't. But the sheer thought is pretty fucking amusing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Lindsey Lohan lived in my town. Her brother (I think it might be her cousin) is in my gym class. But she's a bitch and would disgrace the name of wonder woman.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

But she's a bitch and would disgrace the name of wonder woman.

"Boy, Im so glad you're here to tell us these things"

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i used to like lynsay lohan, specially in mean girls, she used to be so, so , so hot, she was a total knock out, red head and big jugs, (remember when she is that sexy christmas suit singing jingle bell rock) i dont why the hell she had to destroy that cute and sexy image that she had, now as blonde is like any other girl, like shakira, loose their distintion when change the color of the hair(shakira used to have more meat on her, and really nice ass and tights)

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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

Lindsey Lohan lived in my town. Her brother (I think it might be her cousin) is in my gym class. But she's a bitch and would disgrace the name of wonder woman.

So, is she a bitch because she wouldn't fuck you when you asked her cousin if she would? Just curious.

I really only liked Lohan from a "Hey, she's good to look at, and if she jumps, even better" perspective, but that perspective was lost a year ago, and slowly, slowly is coming back.

Other than that, let her be wonder woman...it's not like there are much of any good movies out nowadays.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I like Lindsay Lohan , always had, always will.

She is a little mislead on things, but overall she is cool. Would i watch her as wonder woman, i guess so. I gather they are using her for the young version, because she wouldnt work as a older woman.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by Grail

t's not like there are much of any good movies out nowadays.

True, but lets not forget about superman returns, the best movie for 2006 and 2007 in my opinion. :biggrin:

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by MysteryRidah

True, but lets not forget about superman returns, the best movie for 2006 and 2007 in my opinion. :biggrin:

This movie better hope to be damn good, or that Routh guy or whoever he is will have absolutely no carreer afterwards if it bombs.

P.S. Lohan had nice breasts. R.I.P big buddies.

FELIPE NO

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Why do you all still. Fucking. Care.

Is this woman a Yank joke nobody else bloody gets or are 18-25s a great big Woman's Day demographic waiting to happen?

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End of discussion.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Dizzy, who is she?

She looks perfect for Diana aka Wonder Woman.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Thats Lucy Lawless, fool

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lindsay is too cute to be a superhero.:biggrin:

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According to who and what army?

I was speaking idiomatically.

is that Xena?

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Originally Posted by vemp

is that Xena?

Yes, she is. I don't think they will choose her though. The main problem about Lucy is her age, she is 38. Even though she is in great shape (in case you haven't seen Battlestar Galactica), they probably want to make secuels, and a Wonder Woman over 40 wouldn't be very good (maybe in a Kingdom Come movie).
But Michael Keaton was 38 when he did the first Batman, so maybe...

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Holy shit - Lucy Lawless is the perfect Wonder Woman. Wow. She's got the build, and we know that she can act like Wonder Woman thanks to Xena. If a WW movie ever happens, they've got to take Xena - Warrior Princess to be the Amazonian Princess.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Mucknuggle

Holy shit - Lucy Lawless is the perfect Wonder Woman. Wow. She's got the build, and we know that she can act like Wonder Woman thanks to Xena. If a WW movie ever happens, they've got to take Xena - Warrior Princess to be the Amazonian Princess.

I agree, and while she isn't from the Amazon, it would be a good tagline:

"The Warrior Princess is now the Goddess Princess" (Or whatever word to designate her, as Theymciran Princess doesn't sound catchy).

The only way I can see Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman would get the role is if she returned to her Mean Girls body, and was cast as WW in her teen years, as the opening background story (I think we saw a verion of this in the old school Super Friends show of all places), even then, they would probably cast someone else if they had brains (Which given the casting choices in some of these movies lately, I doubt so).

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I don't think Lucy Lawless is feminine enough. She has a very butch air about her that Wonder Woman definitely does not have. Plus, she's just too damn old.

Also, wtf is up with that cheek sucking face she's making in those pictures?

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Wonder Women really needs to have some spunk to her, but still be feminine. I don't know exactly who should play her, but I know Linsay Lohan is not a good match. Maybe someone like Kate Winslet or , someone with a respectable reputation.

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