Angry Video Game Nerd... Totally Awesome

Originally Posted by S_K

Well ANN AVN has now done what every cult before it has become guilty of in the end...

*insert dramatic music here* create corporate sellout merchandise!


Still he's got his dream job and I guess who wouldn't want to be in his position? Also whoever changed this topics title and locked me out from changing it myself I suggest they change it to Angry Videogame Nerd... keep with the times man!

Meh, I think Angry Nintendo Nerd flows better, especially in his theme song. Regardless if he's no longer strictly Nintendo.

Vi-de-o game = 4 Syllables
Nin-ten-do = 3 Syllables

But regardless, I can't imagine anybody wearing that around here. But if there was, it would be quite the conversation starter.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hah! I remember this guy! He complained about the Ninja Turtles game which I agree was horrendously absurd. I remember playing that game years ago, but I only played it to see the turtles. I had no hope in beating that game.

Games in the earlier generations are 10 times as hard as the ones out today. Some of them were just broken.

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The bible study one was funny, haha 3D Noah.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh, I thought the TMNT one was funny, but only because I remember dying at that stupid dam level over and over again. I really felt his pain there!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Meh, after watching several of them it got a bit boring (probably somewhere between the 900th and 1000th time he said 'fuck'). Repetitiveness kills a joke dontcha-know.

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That was the vibe I started getting later on, he's more funny when he's sarcastic or explaining what he's ranting about, also it seems he's now doing film rants too (teenage mutant ninja turtles 3) I'd post the link but it's more then one part and I'm feeling lazy =P

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Originally Posted by S_K

That was the vibe I started getting later on, he's more funny when he's sarcastic or explaining what he's ranting about, also it seems he's now doing film rants too (teenage mutant ninja turtles 3) I'd post the link but it's more then one part and I'm feeling lazy =P

I'll do it for you...lol

TMNT 3 Movie - Part 1
TMNT 3 Movie - Part 2

How ya doing, buddy?

Wow. His movie reviews blow. Toooooooo fffuuuucccckkkkiiinnngg long. It's like he's going for a real critic instead of the funny. I mean, some parts are absolutely hilarious, but if they can cut out the other shit, they'd be hittin' the spot.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

He did a video game valut of Ducktails.

http://www.screwattack.com/Flash%20H...TalesAVGN.html

"Just imagine if you went into a country, killed it's leader and took all the treasures. Well, I suppose he's Scroge McDuck and he can do whatever the fuck he wants"

"You know [the translvania boss] looks like Count Duckula. Actauly, as a kid, there was a load of Duck based cartoon, what the duck (sic) is that about?"

How ya doing, buddy?

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That was pretty lame

Why is he trying to do positive reviews now?

Also, that Theme Song is fucking annoying.

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It's motherfuckin' ducktales.

Admit it, you'd complain if he negatively reviewed it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Conan has a point although at the same time AVN sounds pretty boring when he tries to do a positive review on stuff, pretty much just like any other fanboy on the planet only cut short...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Watched the fucking TMNT one and it was so true, though I feel a sense of pride now for going through that game successfully when it came out. Great fucking shit.

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That video makes me miss the Duck Tale game.

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Originally Posted by S_K

Conan has a point although at the same time AVN sounds pretty boring when he tries to do a positive review on stuff, pretty much just like any other fanboy on the planet only cut short...

I dunno, that "What the duck" joke was pritty funny.

Plus For me the ANN is more for the observations he made rather than the acute swearing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

GHOSTBUUUUSTERS. This is the first time I've seen the NES version in action, I'm amused that it both plays and looks like the Atari 2600 one. :]

There's nowhere I can't reach.

HOLY FUCK. Infernal, I was crying right to the end man. Good god. I'm surprised he even alluded to it almost being worse than the "WORST NES GAME EVER".

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I remember Ducktales. Easily one of my favorite played games on the NES. I just can't believe he actually gave a positive review for once. I mean he didn't even say anything when he landed the plane in Top Gun with the Power Glove (probably fake but funny anyway)

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I actually liked the first thing with Noah's Ark (the christmas one). Not the 3D one though.

"Have you ever tried to lift a horse? Not that easy. What the shit, let alone a horse and an ox? Fuck, a horse, a cow, and two oxen? What the fucking shit!"

So damn funny, I was about to burst out laughing in the library that I'm currently in.

I do agree though, that some of his swearing gets old and stuff, but it's still funny, nonetheless.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

GHOSTBUUUUSTERS. This is the first time I've seen the NES version in action, I'm amused that it both plays and looks like the Atari 2600 one. :]

I played the sequel to this waaay back, which thankfully is nowhere near as bad as this one

Spoiler:

CONGLATURATION !!!

YOU HAVE COMPLETED
A GREAT GAME.

AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE
OF OUR CULTURE.

NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by S_K

I played the sequel to this waaay back, which thankfully is nowhere near as bad as this one

Spoiler:

CONGLATURATION !!!

YOU HAVE COMPLETED
A GREAT GAME.

AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE
OF OUR CULTURE.

NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES!

Haha, I like how he zoomed in on 3 things in that message. 2 typos and one false statement in the final screen. Damn. Still pretty funny though. Apparently, the programmers thought highly of the game they created.

How ya doing, buddy?

Ah, Ghostbusters... it was the only video game I ever sold in my life. It was that bad. But, I sold it at a garage sale, and used the money to buy Castlevania 3 at another garage sale. Possibly the greatest exchange of my life.

I never made it to the end before. Those stairs were the worst thing ever in gaming. That's a great ending.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?