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S_K Oct 24, 2006 11:54 AM

Angry Video Game Nerd... Totally Awesome
 
This guy is either lol funny because he speaks the truth or lol funny because he bitches so much when he basically sucks at nes games... personally i'm going more with the latter statement.

I've included most of his game reviews so you have a choice but I don't exspect any sane person who isn't bored to death like I was to watch them all... I personally recommend the ninja turtles edition... XD

CASTLEVANIA 2: SIMON's QUEST (10 mins)
DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (7 mins)
THE KARATE KID (5 mins)
BACK TO THE FUTURE (7 mins)
ROGER RABBIT (4 mins)
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (7 mins)
McKids (7 mins)
WALLY BEAR AND THE NO GANG (4 mins)
Top Gun (7 mins)
MASTER CHU AND THE DRUNKARD HU (4 mins)
Double Dragon III (4 mins)
Friday the 13th (12 mins)

Cellius Oct 24, 2006 12:12 PM

This guy is hilarious. The only one that I hated was the Master Chu one, for obvious reasons. I would think if you watched just a few of his videos you'd realize that he doesn't suck at the games; he understands what makes them good and bad; what, is your nostalgia getting the way of agreeing with him?

Edit:
I too second the Ninja Turtles video, as well as Double Dragon, for one shining golden moment therein.

S_K Oct 24, 2006 12:13 PM

Not really he just seems to bitch a little too much for my tastes... that and he sucks at Double Dragon 3 the AI on level 1 is far easier to fool then he claims it to be :D

JazzFlight Oct 24, 2006 12:46 PM

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4191

Great parody of Angry Nintendo Nerd (and a bit of Gamelife) done by Shmorky from SomethingAwful.

"What the fucking fuck, Nintendo? What the fuck?"

S_K Oct 24, 2006 12:54 PM

"woah look at that it's a monster's face!" nice find XD although that kinda makes angry nerd cool in a way because someone parodied him @_@

Kaleb.G Oct 24, 2006 01:54 PM

Angry Nintendo Nerd is pretty awesome, even though a few of his videos are lacking in comparison. I think some of his phrase choices are great. "It fucking sucks, it sucking fucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit...and I don't like it." Priceless.

electric_eye Oct 24, 2006 03:50 PM

The Roger Rabbit phone call cracked me up. Some of the footage highlights ridiculous gameplay, TMNT has a class moment (Walking over that part)! I think Angry Nintendo Nerd is okay at games, I mean if it got to the point where he was a perfectionist then maybe these vids wouldn't happen, for he is past the point of differentiating between what was good/bad to that degree. Funny shit anyway.

Helloween Oct 24, 2006 05:10 PM

This guy's pretty funny. I've found some of his videos to be lacking, but the McKids one had me almost rolling on the floor. I showed it to my friend who's a big McKids player, and he loved it too.

I'll give this guy space on the internet. He's got something to offer in terms of entertainment, but after a while his "creative" phrase choices and constant swears gets old.

TheKnightOfNee Oct 24, 2006 06:38 PM

I don't really enjoy it too much. He relies too much on swearing too much. That parody was hilarious and captured all the stupid things about him.

He does find really dumb flaws in games though, ones that shouldn't be there or are bad. He's just not a funny person himself.

mortis Oct 24, 2006 11:50 PM

Yeah, he's fairly good...if you get past the CONSTANT SWEARING. I think that actually distracts from his overall meaning...

Identity Crisis Oct 25, 2006 12:37 AM

I enjoy it when he fails at the games more than the reviews that he gives. I thought it was hysterical when he had trouble with the gap near the roof in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game. He obviously didn't remember that he could walk over gaps like he did around the 3:39-3:41 mark earlier in the video.

The Wise Vivi Oct 25, 2006 01:43 AM

While I enjoyed his reviews of the games, and I don't care what you say, Friday the 13th NES game is crap...., his swearing went a little overboard at times. Still, he does a fairly good job critique them.

Elidibs Oct 25, 2006 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JazzFlight
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4191

Great parody of Angry Nintendo Nerd (and a bit of Gamelife) done by Shmorky from SomethingAwful.

"What the fucking fuck, Nintendo? What the fuck?"

XD! I like it.
But yeah, the ANN's not such a bad guy. I find everything he does hilarious. I'm even a friend of his on Myspace.

majario Oct 25, 2006 03:09 AM

I thought this guy was very amusing especially in the Back To The Future one. I was literally turning purple laughing b/c of the cut scenes from the movie. They way he arranged them in the video was absolutely perfect. This was some classic stuff.

Elidibs Oct 25, 2006 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by majario
I thought this guy was very amusing especially in the Back To The Future one. I was literally turning purple laughing b/c of the cut scenes from the movie. They way he arranged them in the video was absolutely perfect. This was some classic stuff.

I liked the Roger Rabbit one where he calls Jessica Rabbit. If you read the comments on the YouTube video ( prolly have to fish for 'em ), you'll see that someone called the number she gave and wound up talking to a phone sex thing.

Balcony Heckler Oct 25, 2006 06:08 AM

he's not bad. but I personally liked some of the games he hated. oh well . que cera cera

mortis Oct 25, 2006 08:30 AM

I will have to say that in all fairness...M.C. Kids was NOT that bad of a game. I wouldn't have had a problem with the storyline or music being smashed, but the control was fairly solid and there was a degree of originality with running upside down, using heavy bricks, and so forth.

Cellius Oct 26, 2006 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Identity Crisis
He obviously didn't remember that he could walk over gaps like he did around the 3:39-3:41 mark earlier in the video.

It's called comedic build. Of course he knew he could just walk over it right away. But where's the humor in doing so on the first try?

ctu Oct 26, 2006 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balcony Heckler
he's not bad. but I personally liked some of the games he hated. oh well . que cera cera

Well like them or not he made a lot of valid points about these games. Even TMNT (witch i like) was true. I hope he makes some more of these videos because they are funny :P

Hello_Kitty Oct 27, 2006 09:25 AM

"i'd rather superglue my butthole than play this fucking piece of shit" < that was good

constant swearing and repetitive diarhea stuff can be boring but overall his reviews are fun :)

Kimchi Oct 27, 2006 06:02 PM

"You'd be suicidal to get that pizza."

"Why does this jump have to be so closed to cieling? Fuck!"

"You can just walk over it?"

LOL, this is freaking fun to watch.

Infernal Monkey Oct 27, 2006 11:38 PM

Oh there's a thread on this dude now. =o Yeah, he's awesome. Although since Screw Attack got a hold of him and did the whole new review every week for six weeks, he went downhill a bit. It was like he was just extremely bored rather than extremely angry, especially McKids.

Spoiler:
BIMMY AND JIMMY

The Wise Vivi Oct 27, 2006 11:58 PM

Yeah, Mckids was good. But I have a question. Is it true you cannot finish the game because there is no way to get through the lava thingy stuff? I mean, that is pretty sad... like the producers got bored making it or something.

I would be pissed if I bought a game I couldn't finish.

Omnislash124 Oct 29, 2006 01:01 PM

Haha, that was good for a laugh. It's funny to look back on games and their obscene level of difficulty, complete ignorance of logic, and just random stuff.

ctu Oct 30, 2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Wise Vivi
Yeah, Mckids was good. But I have a question. Is it true you cannot finish the game because there is no way to get through the lava thingy stuff? I mean, that is pretty sad... like the producers got bored making it or something.

I would be pissed if I bought a game I couldn't finish.

no it is posible to finish the game (I saw a guide on gamefaqs, but you need to get a block from pritty far back so you might just miss it


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