[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Zeph, you're either posting using the wrong account again or your wife fancies me.

Also, should Bob live to level 2, some form of healing spell might be in order. Didn't someone pick up a healing potion at some point?

I still reckon we're ok, unless the crab snaps Bob in half, Manrammer goes back to his tried and tested technique of missing a lot and Soggy dies of Ghoul-AIDS. Someone could always make a bolt for one of the doors in search of "Allies".

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

Didn't someone pick up a healing potion at some point?

Yeah, Zeph's got it. It's worth 10 HP (minor action to drink)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My character didn't identify it, though. He's not about to drink something he doesn't know wtf is.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Where's you sense of adventure?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Man, this is the Dungeon of Doom

You drink a potion in order to identify it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Didn't he also get a vial of oil or some crap? I wanna see somebody set on fire.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, he's hoarding items like a good little rogue.

I think Bob should open some more doors and go looking for help. Who knows what kind of friendly people he might find and I'm pretty sure he runs faster than everyone else.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yes, the chard door holds wonders and fortune behind it. Open the world with your wizard's hand, Shin. You can do it. I know you can for I believe!

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I think the others hate Bob enough already. Running off now to find more monsters isn't going to win him any teammate of the year contests I suspect.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

I think the others hate Bob enough already. Running off now to find more monsters isn't going to win him any teammate of the year contests I suspect.

Where's your sense of humour adventure?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I didn't pick up the oil. But I'm betting if I had, you bastards wouldn't mind me drinking that, either.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Man, what if it was, like... an oil of fire-breathing. You'd be sorry you missed out on that, huh?

You'd be pretty sorry!

Hypothetically!

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Originally Posted by Pang

Also, knk tried to take two Second Winds so he's actually at 12/5 FROWNY FACE.

My bad. Didn't realize it was a once-per encounter thing. I take it I can still do a Standard Action type healing surge?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, you don't just do a healing surge in combat, but I suppose you could Inspiring Words yourself.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Nifty.

I mean, not that I need it right away, just thinking ahead.

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Originally Posted by Zephyrin

I didn't pick up the oil. But I'm betting if I had, you bastards wouldn't mind me drinking that, either.

What? I'm pretty sure you did pick it up. Really?

FELIPE NO

I am going to be traveling for one week without internet access starting this Saturday at 8:00 AM. If Soggy kicks it during that time, so be it, but make it as epic as possible, pretty please.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm sure somebody can cover for you, even if it means Soggy's behavior is temporarily sillier than it has any right to be.

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Damn that crab could move.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If he doesn't mind, I could take over for knk's character. It's not like I'll have any trouble duplicating his personality, seeing as he doesn't have much of one, other than forgetting where he is and inner monologues.

Edit: On second thought, it'd probably be a nicer notion to let somebody who hasn't participated yet take over. Unless there isn't any takers.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If we were having someone not already in the game and voting on it, I'd pick Acer. I believe he could suitably continue Soggy's traits of turning up late for every fight and worrying about what everyone else thinks of him.

Hell yeah, Bob keeps up his 100% kill rate for attacks on the undead!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Please. That Skeleton hardly counts.

I was speaking idiomatically.

lol you guys seriously want me to play his character? I can't guarantee any miracles.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, if I take it over I have absolutely no motivation to keep him alive.

If an existing player takes it over they're obviously going to favor their own character over the rented one and it's only a matter of time before Soggy bravely sacrifices himself for the good of his friends.

Either way Soggy's boned, so it seems better for a third (fourth?) party to pick him up for the duration. I kind of expected Animechanic to be all over this, but whoever's willing. =/

FELIPE NO

Yeah, I can play him. I've just been keeping myself out of this thread unless invited, as I am only tolerable in small doses.

I'll snag a copy of his sheet and make sure I am familiar with his skills. I have played a 4th edition warlord, but I think mine was the other build.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?