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[PS2] Ace Combat Thread (a.k.a. We Do Not Have Air Superiority)
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Old Jun 6, 2006, 05:26 PM #576 of 637
Originally Posted by Rei no Otaku
Sorry if this is a bit late, but I had a theory about AC5 that someone had mentioned. Basically they had asked why the Gray Men had Osea and Yuktobania fight, when it seems all the Yukes did was some aid in the form of technology and supplies. Well if you wanted to get back at Osea, a superpower, by having them fight a war that would wipe them out then you'd want them to fight a country of equal power. If they just had them fight, say Ustio, it most likely wouldn't have lasted long.

*shrugs* Just an idea.
It's not a bad theory, Rei, just not quite plausible given the chain of events. The main anomaly is the Arkbird's scheduled attack in White Bird II: if you have such a limited supply of nukes, why hit Okchabursk in Yuktobania when you could just as easily prolong the war and directly hurt the people you hate by taking out Oured? On top of that, if you are trying to prolong things, why nuke the Yukes when they're down? The whole thing's almost over as it is when you leave the OADF after Fortress, which even the Belkans sent to attack you concede when they blame you for screwing things up. Pretty much the only reason that leaves for Okchabursk as a target is a grudge against Yuktobania, one which ACZ doesn't do much to explain.

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Old Jun 6, 2006, 06:14 PM #577 of 637
Originally Posted by Merv Burger
Besides, Tails' torrent is going about as fast for me as the other one was.
Except Tails didn't use the Test+Copy method which, at the expense of maybe 15 more minutes during the ripping process, would have made a potentially more accurate rip.

Tails? More like Bails. Out of test+copy.

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Old Jun 6, 2006, 06:25 PM Local time: Jun 6, 2006, 04:25 PM #578 of 637
Originally Posted by tajisdurmin
It's not a bad theory, Rei, just not quite plausible given the chain of events. The main anomaly is the Arkbird's scheduled attack in White Bird II: if you have such a limited supply of nukes, why hit Okchabursk in Yuktobania when you could just as easily prolong the war and directly hurt the people you hate by taking out Oured? On top of that, if you are trying to prolong things, why nuke the Yukes when they're down? The whole thing's almost over as it is when you leave the OADF after Fortress, which even the Belkans sent to attack you concede when they blame you for screwing things up. Pretty much the only reason that leaves for Okchabursk as a target is a grudge against Yuktobania, one which ACZ doesn't do much to explain.
If the Arkbird were to attack Oured then the people in both countries would know that there were other people at work trying to prolong the war other than the two countries were at war. By having a Osean weapon attack Yuke territory, it becomes another act of aggression, one that would mortify the rest of the world since they had no apparent reason to bomb the Yukes.

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Old Jun 6, 2006, 07:15 PM #579 of 637
Originally Posted by Eleo
Except Tails didn't use the Test+Copy method which, at the expense of maybe 15 more minutes during the ripping process, would have made a potentially more accurate rip.

Tails? More like Bails. Out of test+copy.
Tails more like doesn't give a shit about your anal "perfect copy" bullshit.

Seriously, it's about as perfect as I care for it to be.

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Old Jun 6, 2006, 07:48 PM #580 of 637
Well if you didn't want it perfect you should have just downloaded the #gamemp3s release; it's going to sound the same when you listen to it. But to hell with logic; I'm all for the suffrage of grapes.

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Old Jun 6, 2006, 07:54 PM #581 of 637
I'm still not authorized to download from the GF Tracker yet =(

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jun 6, 2006, 08:22 PM Local time: Jun 6, 2006, 06:22 PM #582 of 637
Originally Posted by Merv Burger
Tails more like doesn't give a shit about your anal "perfect copy" bullshit.

Seriously, it's about as perfect as I care for it to be.
You ever notice how whenever you drive on the highway anyone driving faster than you is a lunatic and anyone going slower is a fucking moron?

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Old Jun 6, 2006, 09:40 PM #583 of 637
Originally Posted by tajisdurmin
It's not a bad theory, Rei, just not quite plausible given the chain of events. The main anomaly is the Arkbird's scheduled attack in White Bird II: if you have such a limited supply of nukes, why hit Okchabursk in Yuktobania when you could just as easily prolong the war and directly hurt the people you hate by taking out Oured? On top of that, if you are trying to prolong things, why nuke the Yukes when they're down? The whole thing's almost over as it is when you leave the OADF after Fortress, which even the Belkans sent to attack you concede when they blame you for screwing things up. Pretty much the only reason that leaves for Okchabursk as a target is a grudge against Yuktobania, one which ACZ doesn't do much to explain.
I'm not sure, but I don't think the Yukes were on the losing end anymore. I'm pretty sure Genette mentions that once the Razgriz left the war was stuck in a stalemate. So it wasn't so one sided at that point. Also as Racin mentioned, by nuking the Yuke capitol it would horrify the world and cause a huge backlash against Osea. Not to mention enrage the Yuktobanian population.

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Old Jun 6, 2006, 09:47 PM #584 of 637
Originally Posted by Eleo
Well if you didn't want it perfect you should have just downloaded the #gamemp3s release; it's going to sound the same when you listen to it. But to hell with logic; I'm all for the suffrage of grapes.
I like how nobody gives a shit. Get out of this thread you fucking poser. I read that guide of yours and it was the most anal ridiculous shit in the world. Look, I ripped the soundtrack and it sounds awesome. Go back to salivating over old white men or something, god damn.

As an aside, I completely agree with the theory about the Grey Men attacking the Yukes just to fuck things up even more.

Oh, and can someone tell me why The Round Table sounds even better with a proper intro. Amazing.

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 01:07 AM #585 of 637
Originally Posted by RacinReaver
If the Arkbird were to attack Oured then the people in both countries would know that there were other people at work trying to prolong the war other than the two countries were at war. By having a Osean weapon attack Yuke territory, it becomes another act of aggression, one that would mortify the rest of the world since they had no apparent reason to bomb the Yukes.
Ah, but it's even more confusing if you nuke Oured, blow up the Arkbird and tell the world a version of the truth: that the Arkbird was hijacked by Yukes. After all, they'd already accessed the Arkbird to sabotage its laser and committed acts of terror at Bana and Apito International; nuking the city would merely finish what they'd started. And from there comes not only a question for the world as obvious as it's ominous (why was the Arkbird carrying nukes?), but valid pretense for the Oseans to respond with anything up to and including the SOLG.
Originally Posted by Rei no Otaku
I'm not sure, but I don't think the Yukes were on the losing end anymore. I'm pretty sure Genette mentions that once the Razgriz left the war was stuck in a stalemate. So it wasn't so one sided at that point.
Damned if I know why it'd stalemate after Fortress, though; if it's solely because of Razgriz's absence, the OADF just sucks. I'm not contesting that the game suggests a stalemate, just that it never made sense given how well the invasions were going.
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Also as Racin mentioned, by nuking the Yuke capitol it would horrify the world and cause a huge backlash against Osea. Not to mention enrage the Yuktobanian population.
If losing an entire invasion fleet, not one but two submersible aircraft carriers, the southern half of the country and the last line of defense for the capital (Cinigrad, not Okchabursk) doesn't enrage the Yuktobanian population, I'm honestly not sure what will. Of course, just the fact that the Yukes weren't already revolting in the streets against their presumed leadership suggests that Nikanor could give Dubya lessons on surviving one's own ineptitude.

That said, "because it's there" is an even sicker, even more Belkan reason to devastate Yuktobania than anything remotely rational, but I'm a fan of logic.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 12:08 PM #586 of 637
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Damned if I know why it'd stalemate after Fortress, though; if it's solely because of Razgriz's absence, the OADF just sucks. I'm not contesting that the game suggests a stalemate, just that it never made sense given how well the invasion were going.
Could be more of the Gray Men's doing. I'm not sure just how in control of the respective governments they were, but if they saw the war was going to end soon they could have slowed the invasion quite a bit.

Also nuclear weapons hold a certain stigma with them that makes them far more evil an act than just blowing up subs. Also that nuke drop would have caused other countries to most likely strike out against Osea. Since, as you claim, Osea is the real target. Yuktobania gets nuked out of the war when Osea was winning, and the other countries see how ruthless they are and band against Osea.

I think we're just looking too deeply at this though. I understand what you're trying to do. When you get below the surface of AC5's story it begins to fall apart, and AC0 didn't really fix those plotholes. But some things just weren't made for such analyzing. I do it all the time myself, but sometimes you just have to accept it at face value lol.

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 12:31 PM #587 of 637
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I think we're just looking too deeply at this though. I understand what you're trying to do. When you get below the surface of AC5's story it begins to fall apart, and AC0 didn't really fix those plotholes. But some things just weren't made for such analyzing. I do it all the time myself, but sometimes you just have to accept it at face value lol.
Again someone mentions the exact same thing I said. lol. I mean, come on. Does it really make sense that the Razgriz can fly from the Kestrel to other places around Osea and Yuktobania, and not be detected? Even if they gave Osean Air Command osean codes to hide that they were the Razgriz, the Osean military would have picked up the patterns between the Razgriz missions and the times these aircraft left with Osean coding. It's just silly to get anal about it...its a game. Just have fun with it and enjoy it.

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 02:17 PM Local time: Jun 7, 2006, 03:17 PM #588 of 637
I like how this is the most popular thread on the internet.


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Old Jun 7, 2006, 05:50 PM #589 of 637
Originally Posted by Rei no Otaku
Could be more of the Gray Men's doing. I'm not sure just how in control of the respective governments they were, but if they saw the war was going to end soon they could have slowed the invasion quite a bit.
The Gray Men (too much Babylon 5...damn you, Grey Council) are really starting to come across like the Patriots do in Metal Gear Solid, namely just another form of deus ex machina: as secretive as they're powerful, accountable to nobody...not even common sense. Not like that's a bad thing, because without the Gray Men AC5's plot starts looking like something out of Armored Core, but it is a little amusing how often things come back to them.
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Also nuclear weapons hold a certain stigma with them that makes them far more evil an act than just blowing up subs. Also that nuke drop would have caused other countries to most likely strike out against Osea. Since, as you claim, Osea is the real target. Yuktobania gets nuked out of the war when Osea was winning, and the other countries see how ruthless they are and band against Osea.
It's entirely possible that wiping Okchabursk off the map might have done all that, but many things in the game suggest that the whole Belkan plan really does center on vengeance against Osea. Look at AC5's Free Mission map and consider the SOLG drop in The Unsung War: if Cinigrad is west of Oured and the SOLG is above South Belka (east of Oured) when its eastward orbit begins to deteriorate, it'd be faster and easier to deorbit the thing onto Cinigrad. Hitting Oured takes more time and a longer course, which doesn't make sense if Belka hates both countries equally.
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I think we're just looking too deeply at this though. I understand what you're trying to do. When you get below the surface of AC5's story it begins to fall apart, and AC0 didn't really fix those plotholes. But some things just weren't made for such analyzing. I do it all the time myself, but sometimes you just have to accept it at face value lol.
Anything falls apart if you look at it hard enough; just ask Superman. That said, though, one of Ace Combat's many charms is that its recent installments have presented a highly ambitious plot set in a world very close to our own, on powerful levels of both scale and detail. It's the kind of story that makes you think about it more than you should, yes, but I don't bring up its contradictions and loopholes because I hate it. On the contrary, I ask questions about the Gray Men because I want to know more about them; I wonder why the Belkans hate Yuktobania because it'd probably be a fascinating tale. As I mentioned in a response to Stealth, obviously ACZ doesn't answer those questions and I'll live, but events as they stand now beg for a sequel.
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I think we're just looking too deeply at this though. I understand what you're trying to do. When you get below the surface of AC5's story it begins to fall apart, and AC0 didn't really fix those plotholes. But some things just weren't made for such analyzing. I do it all the time myself, but sometimes you just have to accept it at face value lol.
Again someone mentions the exact same thing I said. lol. I mean, come on. Does it really make sense that the Razgriz can fly from the Kestrel to other places around Osea and Yuktobania, and not be detected? Even if they gave Osean Air Command osean codes to hide that they were the Razgriz, the Osean military would have picked up the patterns between the Razgriz missions and the times these aircraft left with Osean coding. It's just silly to get anal about it...its a game. Just have fun with it and enjoy it.
Ah, Karasu. Good to see you again, although you're far more entertaining when you make points with your own words. Anyhow, now that we've exchanged the requisite opportunistic potshots, I think my reply to Rei above pretty much covers my points.

Although the real question with that example is how the Osean Navy could not only forget to replace a carrier's air wing, but forget the existence of its entire battle group...

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 06:08 PM Local time: Jun 7, 2006, 04:08 PM #590 of 637
Originally Posted by tajisdurmin
Ah, but it's even more confusing if you nuke Oured, blow up the Arkbird and tell the world a version of the truth: that the Arkbird was hijacked by Yukes. After all, they'd already accessed the Arkbird to sabotage its laser and committed acts of terror at Bana and Apito International; nuking the city would merely finish what they'd started. And from there comes not only a question for the world as obvious as it's ominous (why was the Arkbird carrying nukes?), but valid pretense for the Oseans to respond with anything up to and including the SOLG.
Destroying the Yuke subs with the laser wasn't a terrorist attack, it was done during wartime; the Arkbird was under Osean control to be used as a weapon (why else do you think the first White Bird mission happened when the Yukes were trying to prevent the launching of supplies to the Arkbird (which, as far as we know, might have contained those nukes!)). After all, what would be a better nuclear retaliation position that can't be attacked than the Arkbird?

I don't remember the Arkbird's laser ever being sabatoged, especially since they use it on your when you shoot it down.

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 06:13 PM #591 of 637
The mastering on the soundtrack is very strange. Some tracks are encoded in HDCD, while some are not. It makes no sense how "The Inferno" is a 20-bit track, while every other track on Disc 1 isn't.

If anyone is listening to the soundtrack with an HDCD-capable player or receiver, check it out for yourself. Oh nevermind, all of you are listening to it with a $10 walkman.

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 07:16 PM Local time: Jun 7, 2006, 06:16 PM #592 of 637
A $40 soundtrack with a $10 walkman? You fail at logic.

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 07:18 PM #593 of 637
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I don't remember the Arkbird's laser ever being sabatoged, especially since they use it on your when you shoot it down.
It was damaged shortly after the Scinfaxi battle. It's mentioned quickly in one of the cutscenes. The one where Genette goes to tape the base commander, and Pops warns him he's in a bad mood.

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It's entirely possible that wiping Okchabursk off the map might have done all that, but many things in the game suggest that the whole Belkan plan really does center on vengeance against Osea. Look at AC5's Free Mission map and consider the SOLG drop in The Unsung War: if Cinigrad is west of Oured and the SOLG is above South Belka (west of Oured) when its eastward orbit begins to deteriorate, it'd be faster and easier to deorbit the thing onto Cinigrad. Hitting Oured takes more time and a longer course, which doesn't make sense if Belka hates both countries equally.
Like I said, they probably do hate Osea more. The impression I got from AC0 was that Osea took advantage of Belka prior to the Belkan War, and after they won it was made to seem like Osea was a kind of sore winner (them claiming half of Belka as their own for example). So I'm sure the Gray Men want to get back at Osea more. Yuktobania is just convienient in that they're powerful enough to take on Osea, and not get crushed. Osea beats the Yukes back, the Gray Men nuke the Yuke capitol when the Oseans are about to win anyway, the world gets pissed at Osea and consequences ensue. Sounds like a good plan to me. The SOLG was a last ditch effort. The Gray Men basically saying "Well damn, our original plan didn't work. Just drop the SOLG on them."

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 07:53 PM Local time: Jun 7, 2006, 05:53 PM #594 of 637
Originally Posted by Rei no Otaku
It was damaged shortly after the Scinfaxi battle. It's mentioned quickly in one of the cutscenes. The one where Genette goes to tape the base commander, and Pops warns him he's in a bad mood.
Ahh, I only watched the cutscenes my first time through so I didn't remember that. Do we know if it was widely reported to be sabatoge or if it was reported to everyone else as a 'malfunction' of the laser.

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 09:30 PM #595 of 637
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Ah, Karasu. Good to see you again, although you're far more entertaining when you make points with your own words. Anyhow, now that we've exchanged the requisite opportunistic potshots, I think my reply to Rei above pretty much covers my points.

Although the real question with that example is how the Osean Navy could not only forget to replace a carrier's air wing, but forget the existence of its entire battle group...
Umm..touche? *shrugs*

Well me personally...I hope they leave the Circum-Pacific war and it's connections alone, so that a new war on that earth can take place. Hell, i'm hoping the new AC coming out this fall will still be on that earth, just another part of it.


About the Osean Navy....either they're just dumb and don't see the connection, or Namco kinda left it up to the player to figure it out. Maybe like in the ending of AC5, Razgriz and the events leading to the final mission will be kept secret until they get released to the public. It was the president's personal airfleet. I'm sure he told the Military of this action, which is prolly why it's kept secret.

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Old Jun 7, 2006, 11:03 PM #596 of 637
Originally Posted by RacinReaver
Ahh, I only watched the cutscenes my first time through so I didn't remember that. Do we know if it was widely reported to be sabatoge or if it was reported to everyone else as a 'malfunction' of the laser.
Odds are it probably wasn't reported at all. Supposedly the Yukes only managed to slip a bomb into one of the Arkbird's SSTO supply shipments, so the Oseans/Belkans could make up any cover story they wanted as to its existence, let alone its degree of success.

Anyhow, the real purpose in-game was simply to explain why the Arkbird doesn't have your back when you attack the Hrimfaxi in Demons of Razgriz. Obviously it's been repaired by White Bird II, but probably not up to original specs...if it was, that mission would have lasted about five seconds.
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About the Osean Navy....either they're just dumb and don't see the connection, or Namco kinda left it up to the player to figure it out. Maybe like in the ending of AC5, Razgriz and the events leading to the final mission will be kept secret until they get released to the public. It was the president's personal airfleet. I'm sure he told the Military of this action, which is prolly why it's kept secret.
After the war, sure, but during it? That's the one that gets me: Harling wouldn't have any pull with a Belkan-controlled Osean Navy willing to fire on its own ships (per Sea of Chaos), and Anderson should have been ordered home if all his planes were down. Obviously there came a point when the Belkans finally figured out that the Kestrel wasn't on their side any more, but they could have saved themselves a lot of trouble if they'd been even a little faster on the ball.

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Old Jun 8, 2006, 11:39 AM Local time: Jun 8, 2006, 09:39 AM #597 of 637
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Odds are it probably wasn't reported at all. Supposedly the Yukes only managed to slip a bomb into one of the Arkbird's SSTO supply shipments, so the Oseans/Belkans could make up any cover story they wanted as to its existence, let alone its degree of success.

Anyhow, the real purpose in-game was simply to explain why the Arkbird doesn't have your back when you attack the Hrimfaxi in Demons of Razgriz. Obviously it's been repaired by White Bird II, but probably not up to original specs...if it was, that mission would have lasted about five seconds.
Do you think the bomb was actually planted by the Yukes, or do you think it was actually someone on the Grey Men's payroll (like the ones that took over the Arkbird in White Bird II). They could have felt the tide of the war was turning too far, and they needed to even things out a bit.

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Old Jun 8, 2006, 11:45 AM #598 of 637
Originally Posted by RacinReaver
Do you think the bomb was actually planted by the Yukes, or do you think it was actually someone on the Grey Men's payroll (like the ones that took over the Arkbird in White Bird II). They could have felt the tide of the war was turning too far, and they needed to even things out a bit.
That's the most likely explanation. That it was the Gray Men.

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Old Jun 8, 2006, 07:18 PM #599 of 637
Originally Posted by Rei no Otaku
That's the most likely explanation. That it was the Gray Men.
I can't wait for Ace Combat 6, wherein the leader of the Gray Men is revealed to be Patrick Stewart, complete with theme song:

Who controls the Belkan crown?
Who helps keep the Arkbird down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves the Kestrel off the maps?
Who keeps Pixy under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the V2's nukes?
Who just hates random Yukes?
We do! We do!
Who intercepts presidents' flights?
Who rigs all the good boss fights?
We do! We do!

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Old Jun 10, 2006, 03:24 AM #600 of 637
Originally Posted by tajisdurmin
I can't wait for Ace Combat 6, wherein the leader of the Gray Men is revealed to be Patrick Stewart, complete with theme song:

Who controls the Belkan crown?
Who helps keep the Arkbird down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves the Kestrel off the maps?
Who keeps Pixy under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the V2's nukes?
Who just hates random Yukes?
We do! We do!
Who intercepts presidents' flights?
Who rigs all the good boss fights?
We do! We do!
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