[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Don't hate the player, Acer, hate the game.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING ZEPH.

There was the fact that your character is a bit weak and a rogue and he'd be lifting a burly dwarf. BUT DAMN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL. Maybe Pang would fudge your strength check JUST BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY VERY AWESOME.



I was speaking idiomatically.

Maybe Argumentus should start throwing allies instead of tables. All I need is a pointy hat.

Pang, we need pointy hats.

Oh, and have you been keeping track of my items and bolts and crap? If so, could I get an updated char. sheet?

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I am sure pointy hats will be available if thorough searching procedures are followed.

Here's your sheet, current as of right-about-now:

FELIPE NO

So now they're going to have to don the retard in full royal regalia? That is absolutely delicious, Pang.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

What would a mantle be, in this scenario?

How ya doing, buddy?

See also: cape, cloak, robe, gown, frock, poncho

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Back now, so you can stop doing nothing, Deni.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Good good. Though I was so actively enjoying drooling.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ok, so should I assume Argumentus will be wielding the hammer from now on?


(+7 to hit, 1d10+4 damage)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Goddamn. Where do the stat bonuses to the damage come from? I suddenly feel feeble with my regular 1d10 with a +2 to hit due to being Dwarf.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Are you asking about the damage or about the to-hit

Well, I'll just break down both of them.

Argumentus gets +4 to hit from his STR, +2 to hit from his proficiencies, and +1 from his Fighter Weapon Talent (one-handed weapons). So, 7.

His damage bonus is entirely from his STR, of course.

Paladins don't get a weapon talent, and Gabriel's only got a +2 from his STR, so his STR attacks are only +4 to hit and +2 to damage. His CHA attacks go up to +5/+3 respectively, of course.

But, in fairness, you did swipe that armor.


EDIT: I was just looking at your charsheet and it had all 3 of your non-AC defenses at 10. I don't know whether I overlooked that before or something buggy is going on, but if they're set at 10 on your copy they're supposed to be 12 Fort, 11 Ref, 13 Will

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Oh, I'm not annoyed he's a heavier hitter than me. Paladin's are more defensive than anything. I'm just impressed. I knew he was a wrecking ball, I just didn't know he was that hefty a wrecking ball.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Ok, so should I assume Argumentus will be wielding the hammer from now on?


(+7 to hit, 1d10+4 damage)

Si. Mace in the pack.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

The battered throne is raised upon a pedestal perhaps 6 inches higher than the rest of the floor. Small pictographs are etched on each of the pedestal's four sides: a crown, a mantle, a scepter, and a book. The image of the scepter glows faintly, but the rest are dim.

Tucked beneath the throne, you find a small corked vial filled with a sparkling blue fluid.

Also, Scary Bob is sitting in the throne and producing the most godawful music.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

What? It's not my fault this puzzle isn't getting solved.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I present something other than Still More Fighting and everything grinds to a halt

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I don't have a goddam clue what's supposed to happen right now, to be quite honest.

I was speaking idiomatically.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT SOME CRAP ON A CHAIR

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Are you gonna provide an illustration of how silly Shin's character looks like, donned in full royal regalia?

FELIPE NO

There is nothing I would like more than to provide a series of illustrations for this game's many ridiculous moments, but sadly I don't has an artistic talent.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

(but I've been working a lot. Menu change-over. And normally I'm the post-happy prick that pushes the non-fighting action forward. I'LL GET TO IT.)

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh neat books is good learnin.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

*THUD*

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Requesting a recap of our HP

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