How much shit do you put on your body?

This thread is fucking dull.

Why isn't anybody listing what kind's of lube they use? He clearly mentions it in the first post.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Aside from the usual shampoo and conditioner, I also have a facial cleanser, moisturizer, compact powder, and a spray or perfume. I don't use the latter a lot though. Also, I don't really use any other hair products except for very light hairspray just in certain areas. Otherwise, my hair tends to stay rather straight and moist as long as the weather isn't too humid. I also sometimes use a little eye makeup depending on how I feel on a particular day or what my plans are. I use chapstick as well, and I know I have at least six of them that I keep in various locations so I have one handy at all times.

How ya doing, buddy?

I PUT PIG SHIT ON MY FACE. =D REALLY WORK IT INTO THE SKIN. I GO UP TO ALL THE LADIES AND I'M LIKE HAVE A WHIFF OF THAT SWEETHEART SMELLS GOOD EH?!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Maico

Do you still wash your hair regularly? I still wash my hair everyday, once in the morning, and once after I get home from the gym, but I just use a lot of conditioner instead of shampoo, and my hair is clean and smells good, so I'm not sure why you would have stinky hair. I don't know what you can do about the dandruff though, maybe some scalp oil to keep it from getting dry and crackly, since I'm guessing the shampoo is overdrying your scalp?

maybe i have too much hair, that's why my hair starts to stink faster. =P

I was speaking idiomatically.

Chapstick, Lotion (my hands, arms, and legs get really dry during winter), and deodorant. Aftershave if I'm going out, but I don't use anything else like cologne or especially Axe.

How ya doing, buddy?

I couldn't stand not washing my hair everyday. I know my hair wouldn't be as frizzy if I washed it every other day, but it just feels disgusting if I do that. Anyway, I also use conditioner since I have a ton of hair... Other than that I use lotion a lot and deodorant, of course.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by SenorKaffee

Chapsticks are indeed "addictive" - not in a sense that there is crack in it, it´s more like a psychological dependance. There are also a few brands to avoid because of ingredients that may in fact damage the lips instead of protecting them.
Consumer Alert: Beware Addictive Chapstick

I use Carmex during the winter, and it's never caused any problems with me, it's only ever helped.

However, I get SEVERELY chapped lips during winter, and no, it's not because I lick my lips - I don't do it at all because it would aggravate already terrible symptoms. I'm not sure why this happens. My lips dry out so bad they crack open and bleed, it's pretty nasty. Carmex is just about the only stuff I've found that's been able to help, and yes, heal. Stops the irritation, protects my lips from further damage, and either directly or indirectly helps with healing.

Removing skin layers can be and often is beneficial. Using it a ton for mildly chapped lips I highly doubt is healthy, but in severe cases like mine, I'd say it's definitely helped. I've never really felt dependent on it. In fact, I have a severe dislike of most medicines/treatments. Unless I'm absolutely miserable to the point that I can't get out of bed, I just don't get treatment. I recently endured a pretty nasty lung infection for over a month (didn't know what it was until my sister got it, and got it treated). I don't generally like to put anything in or on my body, barring deodorant, shampoo, body soap, and that carmex crap.

As far as washing hair, my hair takes 3 days before it gets "nasty" so to speak so I generally go about 3 days between showers. I don't think it's healthy to shower every day, unless I've been exercising and perspirating a lot. I don't stink as a result of this, and it's not just because I'm used to it or anything, I've had other people verify this. There is such a thing as being too clean and it's not very healthy.

Of course, someone I know showers twice a day and still has a BO that would kill you from 30 yards away. So I suppose it's different for everyone.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by pandaswan

Deodorant, and hair wax occasionally.

It's interesting that you bring up the point about shampoos taking necessary oil off your hair. My hair starts to stink if I don't shampoo, but I realized that if I shampoo, dandruff comes back after 2 days, but if I don't shampoo for more than a week, my hair won't flake.

You sure you rinse out your hair thoroughly? I used to dandruff a lot after I washed, but when I started rinsing (and I mean really rinsing, like standing under there for at least a minute, running your hands all through your hair, etc. I usually pull up a section of hair like I'm going to cut it and rinse it out that way) it went away.

As for me, I don't do much to be honest. Sometimes I'll put on deodorant and if it's a VERY special occasion I'll use aftershave, cologne, and brush my teeth, but usually I just get away with a shower and a shave.

My hygiene sucks.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Facial moisturiser, vaseline, deodorant, occasionally hair wax and cologne. I shave every two or three days, and usually slap some aftershave on.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Man I've smelled Curious before and it is disgusting. That shit literally made me feel sick.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Other than the usual antiperspirant and some Axe here and there, I cant account much that goes on me.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Doedorant and aftershave are all I can bear. I hate the feeling of cream on my body and I really don't like to give off a scent beyond my own.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Soap, shampoo, lotion, deodorant, and chapstick for the most part and shaving cream for when I shave... yeah. Chapstick and also deodorant I keep in several places. I also got eyedrops for allergy or dryness relief. I've also used that Proactiv junx before, and sometimes I have some ointment or cream recommended by my dermatologist for rashes; but it's just as needed, so not right now! I'll also keep Purell or some kind of hand sanitizer, um, handy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Shampoo, Conditioner, Curl Cream, some form of nice smelling spray, shaving gel/foam, followed by the face and body smoothing glory of 'Nivea Soft Intensive Moisturising Cream'.

Check me out, I smell half decent.

P.S. To everyone reckoning that your natural body odour is an aphrodisiac, WRONG! It will only be an aphrodisiac to people who are already attracted to you, since we live in a society which is not bound by primitive and instinctive attractions. I can't honestly remember the last time I saw a monkey throwing it's poo and showing it's arse, let alone a human.

P.P.S. I don't think the world of myself, however I know I smell like flowers ;-)

FELIPE NO

Toothpaste, mouthwash, soap, shampoo, deodorant.

Anything more and you're probably a queer.

Gotta put on dat cologne and moisturizing cream...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

On a daily basis, I wont leave my house unless I have taken a shower, and applied..

- Deoderant (a must!)
- Burts Bees Chapstick <3
- One of my many designer fragrances (also a must!)
- & I use about 5 different Tigi Bed Head product for my hair

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Maico

Do you still wash your hair regularly? I still wash my hair everyday, once in the morning, and once after I get home from the gym, but I just use a lot of conditioner instead of shampoo, and my hair is clean and smells good, so I'm not sure why you would have stinky hair. I don't know what you can do about the dandruff though, maybe some scalp oil to keep it from getting dry and crackly, since I'm guessing the shampoo is overdrying your scalp?

I usually have the opposite problem. My hair / scalp flakes a lot if I don't wash it everyday. However, I wash my hair with conditioner more often than using shampoo. I only shampoo 3-4 days out of the week, but I use conditioner every single day. So far even in the driest conditions of my office, it's been working out for me.

Other than the standard self-cleaning stuff like body wash & toothpaste, Proactiv acne system's facial wash, toner and cream. Lotion if need be, spritz of body mist / light perfume on my clothes if necessary. Wax / texturizer / mousse on my hair if I remember in the morning (aka, once a week). Chapstick is a must lately.

I think that's about it other than the monthly facial / body waxing (hair removal treatment).

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Ga lemme thinks...

*Lipsil
*Eyeliner
*Mascara
*Toothpaste
*Eyeshadow
*Deodrant
*Perfume
*Moisteriser
*Body wash
*Soap
*Shampoo
*Conditioner



To be honest I dont use much lmao.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm a product tester so practically everything. Deodorant products, skin products, hair dye, etc. Pretty much everything.

Quote:

- mascara
- eye shadow only for special occasions, but mainly eye liner rather than eye shadow

Except for these.

How ya doing, buddy?

Deoderant, Shampoo/Conditioner and soap. That's pretty much it, I guess.

Shaving Cream too, I suppose.

I was speaking idiomatically.