Oversalt a Burger, Get Arrested

Originally Posted by Maico

First you've got a cop arresting a guy for not showing his ID even though he did nothing wrong, now you got a cop arresting a girl for spilling salt on a burger, what is this country coming to?

Haha, that's actually one of my brother's good buddies from college. I didn't know this was getting national internet attention.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

As a person who works for the industry the most sensible thing for the cop to do was to return it for the same thing (and get some extras, beacuse thats how we roll).

I admit I have probably made burgers with old-ass meat, but salt? where I wonder how that had happened?

How ya doing, buddy?

For those that didn't read any follow-ups to the story, the cop didn't actually finish the burger, and he maintains there has something much worse than salt in it.

I suppose the worker just has a heavy duty stomach

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

She must, she was somehow able to eat her own teeth.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Waiting for this to become about race, if it hasn't already... I guess that'd mean. FUCK.

Looks like I judged too soon, how lovely it is to be an ass.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

What im surprised about is that they spent tax payer money and had the burger investigated by a lab hahah!!!!!!!!!!!

FELIPE NO

For stories like this, I blame it all to the lawyers...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by matira_bay

For stories like this, I blame it all to the lawyers...

...dude what?! It's a cop arresting some chick. I fail to see lawyers mentioned anywhere. If McDonalds decides to defend the girl, then lawyers come in, but I don't see how this is in any way lawyers' fault.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Bull**t, it's uh, always!, the lawyers fault. It-it's a fact of life, it-it's, it's common sense! How dare the likes of you defend such a devious, malicous bread of inhuman beings!

I rather support the unfortunate multi-milliondollar corporation on this one.. I say that regardless even though the burger may have been to salty, they are feeding your crap in a bun anyways, consider it an extra secret ingreident, and if you liked it -- You should be lucky that they didn't patent the salty burger and deemed it a healthy choice by cutting out extra calories in the bun!

Yes, so yes.. It's, uh.. Uhm.. YES, it's always the lawyers fault!

*Looks around the office* "Just finishing up those stats now sir! YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR! (I hate working in an office!)

There's nowhere I can't reach.