What's the best thing about your country?

The chicks. Most of you will probably raise a fist or two, but I dare say Sweden probably has the most beautiful women this planet has to offer.


Too bad 99% of them are rude sluts.

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Originally Posted by Killy

Too bad 99% of them are rude sluts.

You mean they won't cook you dinner if you tell them?

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Originally Posted by Musharraf

You mean they won't cook you dinner if you tell them?

No, more like a vast amount of them acts like Paris Hilton.

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I think Syndrome explained everything right there. It's truly a shame, but oh, what the hell. Swedish girls know they look good. It's just a matter of time before they're put on conveyor belts and turned into products. And no, they wouldn't complain.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Originally Posted by Killy

I think Syndrome explained everything right there. It's truly a shame, but oh, what the hell. Swedish girls know they look good. It's just a matter of time before they're put on conveyor belts and turned into products. And no, they wouldn't complain.

Well as long as they're good in bed. But that's the problem: Good looking doesn't mean good in bed, yes. That's why I prefer Russian chicks, sure, they're not as hot as their Swedish equivalents, but they are told to be grenades in bed.

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Originally Posted by Hachifusa

We made it. Well, our government did. So the French can do whatever they want, as long as they keep in mind where they got the goods.

stop making me defend France

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Russian girls are very nice indeed, the ones that I know are very polite and care to get a proper education, as opposed to the majority of girls in this country. Truth be told, there seems to be a huge phobia of education in this country, especially among girls. It's very disturbing. And it's not that they're dumb, they just don't care. I don't think I've ever come across a girl at the club, or at a party who knows what an engineer is. They all think it has something to do with standing around a machine all day.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama

stop making me defend France

She's from Poland, though But okay, as long as it stays in Europe, I'm fine with it.

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And Einstein was born in Germany, but he sort of shifted allegiances, if you know what I mean.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama

And Einstein was born in Germany, but he sort of shifted allegiances, if you know what I mean.

But he was still German. I don't think anyone's ever described Albert Einstein as anything else.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama

The best thing about America? Diversity. This is the one country that will openly accept anybody (even the Jews), and the resulting homogenizing culture is kickin rad.

But the impression one gets as a foreigner is that in America every racial group sticks to themselves and rather than a homogenized culture, you have a bunch of different people living in racial ghettos across the country.

I think what sums up for me the complete lack of homogenity (Is that a word?) in America is that if you ask any American what race they are they'll spout off this fuck off great long list of Irish, Italian, Spanish, Afrikaans and an 8th Eskimo but none of them would ever tell you they were an American. In England, as with most of Western Europe we have genuine cultural mixing in that our culture has influences from all over the world, we have a huge range of ethnic diversity and yet the majority of people you asked, be they originally of Saxon, Viking, Norman, Indian, Chinese, African or what ever the fuck origin, had they been norn in Britain would call themselves British if asked.

I'm not trying to criticise America here, just interested that you tout racial diversity as the best thing about a country perceived elsewhere in the world as rather a segregated and frankly racist one.

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This is as opposed to European multiculturalism, where you segregate each other for the sake of your own cultural uniqueness, and give each other high fives for leaving North Africans in slums.

American immigrants call themselves Americans. What do your immigrants call themselves?

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But he was still German. I don't think anyone's ever described Albert Einstein as anything else.

Yeah, but he died American baby IN YO FACE.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That phenomenon is called Balkanization, and this is more or less apparent in large urban areas, not quite different from elsewhere in the world, especially in Europe.

That's the price we pay for touting diversity at its most liberal sense is that we begin to lose sight of the collective being we call "American". The cultural and psychological revolutions of the past century has instilled a lot of racial and cultural identity that oftentimes trumps nationalism. The "hyphenated American" is a norm that is continually being taught, so suddenly, once again, we're more the color of our skin than our personal integrity.

Great Britain may have a better sense of assimilation because of your period as an empire, with holdings in such far-flung and diverse areas, constantly importing different aspects of their cultures into your own both in goods and in people. However, I question your assertion that Europe has a more even ethnic distribution than the United States. I read articles from the Times and other European publication lamenting on the influx of North African and Middle Eastern immigrants that have all but assimilated into the European fabric, instead segregating themselves from the rest of the Europeans in neighborhoods such as the big urban ring around Paris, or even, from another article I don't remember, of undocumented Chinese textile workers in Italy that have essentially ignored anything Italian.

I highly doubt Europe is any significantly more mixed than the United States.

Those people bringing up some laundry list of where their ancestors came from are probably doing so from a technicality, because having all those ethnicities doesn't really lend anything more special than someone whose ancestors came from the same place. This lack of cohesive identity much valued in the past was one of the primary essences of the American experience.

I can personally go off and name what regions of China my ancestors might come from, but with the exception of government paperwork, I would always say I'm an American (well actually, I would say I'm a Texan more often).

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Originally Posted by Musharraf

This is "Zeichen 282", a German traffic sign. It is a "limits no longer apply" sign, lifting speed limits—except general ones, for example for trucks—and "no pass" limits. As you might know, the German autobahns are famous for being some of the few public roads in the world without blanket speed limits for cars and motorcycles. This is extremely awesome. If you have a car that can go 150mph, you don't have to worry about stupid 80mph speed limits. Needless to say, most Autobahns are pretty crowded, so in fact, it's quite impossible to drive that fast, but oh well, it's still a good thing

So what's the best thing about your country?

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What 's so great about Bosnia-Herzegovina? Well, if you're a fan of the British driving style, you will love my hometown Bijeljina, because there you drive on the left side, since the right one is being misused as a parking lot.

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Finland has a good social security compared to many other countries.
Many good metal bands come from Finland as well.
The best thing though, is sauna. :)

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Balut, inexpensive food and clothes, fiestas for the most part and the malls (looking at you, SM Mall of Asia).

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Cheap imitations of popular product brands, cheap food/stuff/hookers/etc, low/near to none identity theft rate, corrupt politicians (if you know any, your life will be a LOT easier), basically most of the stuff here are cheap. I have an American co-worker who drinks and smokes a lot in here since he said he can't do those back in the US because it's a bit more expensive.

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Sweet tea, beautiful women, big trucks, open spaces.

While these can be applied to the USA with brevity, I'm really thinking about THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS.

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Originally Posted by Killy

The chicks. Most of you will probably raise a fist or two, but I dare say Sweden probably has the most beautiful women this planet has to offer.


Too bad 99% of them are rude sluts.

Probably because more than 70% of the Swedish are blond.

<insert blond joke>

I was speaking idiomatically.