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Musharraf Aug 12, 2007 04:43 PM

What's the best thing about your country?
 
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This is "Zeichen 282", a German traffic sign. It is a "limits no longer apply" sign, lifting speed limits—except general ones, for example for trucks—and "no pass" limits. As you might know, the German autobahns are famous for being some of the few public roads in the world without blanket speed limits for cars and motorcycles. This is extremely awesome. If you have a car that can go 150mph, you don't have to worry about stupid 80mph speed limits. Needless to say, most Autobahns are pretty crowded, so in fact, it's quite impossible to drive that fast, but oh well, it's still a good thing :)

So what's the best thing about your country?

Throwdown Aug 12, 2007 09:44 PM

Well i would have to say in America the best thing would be that the fact we have two states that look like body parts. Michigan looking like a hand, and Florida (ill just leave it up to imagination).

neus Aug 12, 2007 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Throwdown (Post 488440)
Well i would have to say in America the best thing would be that the fact we have two states that look like body parts. Michigan looking like a hand, and Florida (ill just leave it up to imagination).

Yeeeep, that pretty much sums up all of USA right there.

As for Canada, well, fuck, we got Skills somewhere amongst the thirty million of us and he's probably got giant robots and a harem of Japanese schoolgirls in his basement so that's gotta count for something.

DragoonKain Aug 12, 2007 10:32 PM

Air conditioning

Gotta love it

Chaotic Aug 12, 2007 10:35 PM

Good thing about America?

No TV tax.

RainMan Aug 12, 2007 10:37 PM

Due process.

Smelnick Aug 12, 2007 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by neus (Post 488447)
Yeeeep, that pretty much sums up all of USA right there.

As for Canada, well, fuck, we got Skills somewhere amongst the thirty million of us and he's probably got giant robots and a harem of Japanese schoolgirls in his basement so that's gotta count for something.

Skillz doesn't have a basement because he lives in an apartment.


Best thing about Canada I think is the vast amounts of untouched wilderness. In the next few years I hope to be able to see these areas. I love going on a canoe trip and canoeing out to random islands in the middle of a lake in the middle of nowhere, and seeing nothing but nature. Nothing better.

Yeldarb Aug 12, 2007 11:32 PM

That it's impossible to traverse without sacrificing an ass load of time.

Oh wait, that's a negative.

Leknaat Aug 13, 2007 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Smelnick (Post 488475)
Skillz doesn't have a basement because he lives in an apartment.

Apartments can have basements. Hell, basements CAN be apartments!

AND, America has a state that looks like an Indian's head--New Jersey!

But, the best thing about America is the natural beauty of the place.

Borg1982 Aug 13, 2007 01:01 AM

USA: Too many to list.

Not my country, but Canada: Hockey!

Arainach Aug 13, 2007 01:10 AM

Our willingness to do whatever we think is right, regardless of what the facts say. That's willpower there.

Actually, I'm going to go with our College Education system. It sure isn't perfect, but find me a better one.

Muzza Aug 13, 2007 02:30 AM

I love how we have kangaroos jumping in all of our backyards, wombat digging burrows in our front yards, and koalas sleeping in the neighbourhood trees. Grab the vegemite and some lamingtons and you've got yourself a good time! I'm always sure to have my boomerang in tow though, just in case those emus and kookaburras get hungry.

Ah, what a country.

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Aug 13, 2007 02:43 AM

The single greatest aspect of America is that erotic cake bakeries are legal.

Infernal Monkey Aug 13, 2007 04:52 AM

But but but cakes are erotic by default. :(

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Originally Posted by Muzza (Post 488591)
I love how we have kangaroos jumping in all of our backyards, wombat digging burrows in our front yards, and koalas sleeping in the neighbourhood trees. Grab the vegemite and some lamingtons and you've got yourself a good time! I'm always sure to have my boomerang in tow though, just in case those emus and kookaburras get hungry.

Ah, what a country.

I always keep my boomerang under my bush hat (unless it's in the process of being thrown) with twenty eight corks hanging off it! A spare one's in the thunderbox for safe keeping.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13...arbour0061.jpg

We also have a giant vortex that consumes everyone foolish enough to get near it, which is why I was so far back when taking this photo. I think it sends them to New Zealand.

Put Balls Aug 13, 2007 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Arainach (Post 488552)
It sure isn't perfect, but find me a better one.

I'm sure it's good, but it's not free like ours. I sure think a theoretically free education is something to be proud of.

Syndrome Aug 13, 2007 06:10 AM

Best thing about Sweden? No war, no terrorism, no tornados, no volcanos, no earthquakes :)

Also, our beautiful winter landscape.

Soluzar Aug 13, 2007 07:00 AM

Universal healthcare is one thing that really doesn't suck about the U.K. in my opinion. Of course it's also one of the things that causes enormous financial problems for the government, and leads to our vast tax burden, but you can't have everything.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Aug 13, 2007 08:00 AM

I think the best thing about the UK is our insistence on doing what the fuck we want, despite the best efforts of our government to stop us. I find it hard to believe there's any other country where the populace have such a widespread disdain for the law coupled with such a wilful self-destructive streak as in England.

Bradylama Aug 13, 2007 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Kishin (Post 488631)
I sure think a theoretically free education is something to be proud of.

Theoretically as in, not really.


The best thing about America? Diversity. This is the one country that will openly accept anybody (even the Jews), and the resulting homogenizing culture is kickin rad.

Now, though, people are talking about keeping the Mexicans out, but I'm like FUCK THAT.

I wanna eat tamales for thanksgiving, motherfucker.

Summonmaster Aug 13, 2007 12:32 PM

Free healthcare and multicuturalism wherever I look and not in certain areas only, are the awesome thing about Canada. Not a fan of hockey and lacrosse, but those would definitely spark pride in others.

Hydra Aug 13, 2007 01:16 PM

The best thing about Canada:

A) Our tax money gets spent on things like universal health care and pensions, instead of trying to police the world.

B) All that wilderness.

C) Hockey.

Dullenplain Aug 13, 2007 02:27 PM

It exists.

Hachifusa Aug 13, 2007 03:04 PM

It's been said already, but the fact that there is no "standard" American, i.e. the diversity. It makes life really interesting when everyone's family comes from different areas of the world.

That, and nuclear power. Yay for the U.S. government.

Bradylama Aug 13, 2007 03:11 PM

The French have got us beat on nuclear infrastructure, so we can't exactly lay claim to it.

Hachifusa Aug 13, 2007 03:13 PM

We made it. Well, our government did. So the French can do whatever they want, as long as they keep in mind where they got the goods.


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