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 Member 524 Level 28.48 Mar 2006 
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I must say, the most useless kitchen gadget I own is this:
 An egg cuber. I have no idea why you would need to cube an egg, but I sure can. I bought it for it's complete ridiculousness. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 518 Level 32.84 Mar 2006
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That is awesome! No kidding, I want one  Also, thanks for making me hungry (<3 avocado) >=U This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.  
Last edited by Bernard Black; Apr 13, 2007 at 05:30 PM.
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Member 14 Level 54.72 Feb 2006
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How the hell does an egg cuber even work? You can't alter the shell's form, nor can you really alter the shape of a hardboiled egg without destroying it. Neither can you do much to the liquid insides, as liquids are amorphous.
The picture on the box shows that it can hold one normal egg, which means that it's too large to contain the liquid in a cubic shape for boiling, or at least it appears that way. So what do you do to make cubic eggs? I was speaking idiomatically.  |
Member 2299 Level 38.16 Mar 2006
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Apparently, it works as a screw press.
You take the hard boiled egg, shell it, place it in the cuber and then twist the top so that it descends and squeezes the egg to "form" it into a cube. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 2028 Level 30.81 Mar 2006
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My recent purchase:
 It's a yogurt maker.  FELIPE NO |
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Good Chocobo
Member 555 Level 18.44 Mar 2006
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A yogurt maker? Isn't yogurt like half rotten milk or something? You can do that without a gadget
 btw, where are your loquats? Those tits on trees cracked me up everytime I saw one of your posts  What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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Member 175 Level 58.82 Mar 2006
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How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 85 Level 27.73 Mar 2006
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 AeroGarden! I saw this on TV the other day and I thought it was basically the coolest thing ever, because I love fresh baby greens in salads... and supposedly you can grow lettuce and keep it growing for up to 6 months, never having to buy bagged lettuce at the grocery store. I know I've had to throw away a lot of greens because they go rancid so fast, even if you don't open the package.  La Marzocco machine!!! The best espresso machine ever. I know it's kind of a pipe dream for me to ever have one in my kitchen, because the freakin' things are like $10 grand because need a wilter filtration system installed in your house. The little mini-espresso bars that they have for sale just don't cut it. There's nowhere I can't reach.
<@a_lurker> I like zeal better than guru.
<@a_lurker> There, I said it, I'm not taking it back. |
Member 2028 Level 30.81 Mar 2006
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Absolutely, my new favorite. 1 QT of store-bought plain low-fat yogurt = $3.49 1 QT of 2% fat milk = $1.19 Above turns in to 1QT of plain low-fat yogurt (for the same price <3) with in just the same amount of time it takes for me to do 2 loads of laundry and take a nap. No frequent stirring or checking (except when initially heating the milk) needed. <3 Can't beat that. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 920 Level 9.60 Mar 2006
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How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 85 Level 27.73 Mar 2006
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I've also made smoothies and stuff when i bring fruit and yogurt from home. And the guys in the restaurant next door come over and use them to make their soups and sauces once in a while. Blendtecs are pretty much amazing. I was speaking idiomatically.
<@a_lurker> I like zeal better than guru.
<@a_lurker> There, I said it, I'm not taking it back. |
Member 9287 Level 40.98 Jul 2006
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Isn't that the thing that can grind down marbles and whatnot?
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 85 Level 27.73 Mar 2006
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FELIPE NO
<@a_lurker> I like zeal better than guru.
<@a_lurker> There, I said it, I'm not taking it back. |
Member 20147 Level 17.46 Feb 2007
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I dunno about you guys, but I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have one of these:
 What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 9287 Level 40.98 Jul 2006
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 I've been using this sort of thing hardcore since I was about ten or so. God I love squeezing limes with this. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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Larry Oji, Super Moderator, Judge, "Dirge for the Follin" Project Director, VG Frequency Creator
Member 23125 Level 2.74 Jul 2007
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Love my panini press/grill. That egg cuber is the funniest thing ever! I am going to look for one. Definately a coversation starter!
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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Larry Oji, Super Moderator, Judge, "Dirge for the Follin" Project Director, VG Frequency Creator
Member 4150 Level 3.09 Mar 2006
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Ice cream maker is cool, but somehow it's far more convenient just to buy ready to eat ice cream.
About yoghurt maker, i tried to make it once but only using milk, starter, metal bowl, and continuously poured warm water. I don't know whether it worked or not since the consistency turned out to be very thick, but i think it was fine since i didn't got any diarrhoea  I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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