Vodka

I haven't really had that much of an experience of different vodka brands but I think my favourite would have to be Smirnoff Norsk with lemonade and ice; it's possibly the only vodka I really liked. If I only have vodka to drink, I have to mix it with Coke (It's strange how two drinks I really detest on their own can taste okay together). A Bloody Mary never goes amiss either =)

I'm glad to see no one has ventured Blavod; it's like gloop in a bottle as my friend described perfectly. I abhorred that stuff.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm not a big vodka drinker anymore. My younger days were spent chugging bottles neat, which soon put me off. Then after a few years pubbing, I went back to it (lager got boring and too gassy). Now, I'm a SC & lemonade bloke. As you can probably tell, I don't drink to get wasted anymore..

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I don't drink vodka much now as I prefer cointreau, but if there's none of that then I'm a fan of Karloff or Absolut vodka.

A few years back I found a lone bottle of cherry vodka lost in a sea of name-brand vodkas, and I bought it without hesitation because I love trying out new spirits. It was so good I downed it all that night, but I've never seen it again since. It's not like flavored vodka is hard to find here or anything, but usually "flavored vodka" is more like regular-vodka-but-you-can-almost-taste-orange/lime/whatever. This stuff had the alcoholic cordial-ness of a liqueur, but was still 40% like regular vodka.

I may have to hunt down this Grey Goose stuff.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That reminds me of some Raspberry vodka one of my friends gave me the other week; although it was more like fire in a bottle you could still taste the fruit quite well.

I was speaking idiomatically.

For lack of funds, i often resign myself to smirnoff. I'm also a White Russian man. It's my favourite way to consume alcohol.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?