Kurado must be a fucking dog.

I'm a Metal Rooster. Yeah, that's right ladies....hard cock. ;P

I'm also a Libra.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

ElectricSheep, I´m both as well. Your birthday must be right around now.

Judging by the poll, most people are 1987 rabbits. Fuckers. Only four roosters.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

A lot of us rabbits, eh? I'm a fire rabbit...so basically, I'm the shit.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm an Earth Dragon, apparently. That's kind of cool I guess. I've always known that I was born in the year of the Dragon, but I never knew there were also elements you could be.

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Fire Tiger. It'd be very serious-sounding if it wasn't for the fact that the description says the first thing you notice about a Fire Tiger is its fucking eyebrows. Thanks for making me self-concious, Garden of Sun Luck.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Metal Horse. And like the zodiac, the entire description fits me to a T. wierd.

FELIPE NO

I'm an Earth Lamb.

This is pretty neat. I've never payed attention to the chinese zodiac before but that described me pretty darn well I think. I'm somewhat quiet, pretty much get along with everybody (or try to), try to be friendly. This is really cool OO.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Admiral Amara

Rabbit. Dammit. The element associated with my birth year is Fire, making me, effectively, "Fire Rabbit". Much of it fits my personality, much of it doesn't.

Who else got Rabbit? Let's discuss our rabbitness.

Ditto

Kinda lame, though.

I mean, at least it wasn't a fucking lamb. Oh man

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Prosthetic

Ditto

Kinda lame, though.

I mean, at least it wasn't a fucking lamb. Oh man

Well now I just feel shitty. Thanks a lot.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Dubble

Well now I just feel shitty. Thanks a lot.

No, but you're a cool fucking Earth Lamb. I mean, you're all natural, come on now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wooo! Earth Dragon!
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Oh crap, never mind, I don't believe in horoscopes.

How ya doing, buddy?

Another earth dragon has realized himself.
I always knew I was grouped under dragon, but I had no clue that you had an elemental assignment depending on the particular year.
Too bad there's no holy element, hehe.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't normally believe in these things, but the Chinese have been studying this for thousands of years. I guess that gives them some credibility in my book. The description of the dragon is almost dead-on with me.

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Originally Posted by SemperFidelis

I don't normally believe in these things, but the Chinese have been studying this for thousands of years. I guess that gives them some credibility in my book. The description of the dragon is almost dead-on with me.

As I'm sure it is with the other 6846841539684615684 people that are also "dragons"

Don't you guys know anything about the psychology behind generalization?

Works wonders for psychics.

FELIPE NO

I thought that too. So that's why I read some of the other zodiacs before I posted that. Of course the environment where a person grows definitely changes things but perhaps my environment fostered my personality to be close a dragon's. Could be coincidence, who knows?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Any of you ever hear about one of the element/animals being frowned upon in Chinese Society? Like, if you`re a firedog you basically became an outcast? Forgot where I read that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm an Earth Lamb apparently. Yeah, a hippy-pothead lamb ;_;.
"Lamb people have good taste..." No shit, lamb tastes great especially the way I cook it with my mystical herbs and spices.

I prefer to call myself a ram, since that sounds more thrusting and virile, UNGH, UNGH!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Metal Horse checking in. I always knew I was fucking metal.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by OctoberOmicron

ROOSTERS UNITE WITH ME

Roosters for the win, damn straight. And I'm a Metal Rooster no less, get me.

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Fire tiger here, whatever that means.. Endangered and in flames. What can get worse.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wood Ox. I already knew I was an Ox but I had no idea that wood was involved.

Quote:

Because they are such good communicators, they know that nothing chills a romance like a cold shoulder. They talk over differences right away, never letting trifles build up into resentments. Wood Oxen are very devoted to their family and family life is rich with treasure.

That's false as hell. I hardly ever talk (I've probably talked more on the internet than I have in my entire life) and I keep a lot of my feelings to myself. I also don't care much for my family and resent them for not being as civilized as I. :snoot:

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I knew I'm a rabbit...but just found out I'm a fire one. I see quite a number of fire rabbits as well...

Then again, the descriptions are pretty inaccurate for me as well.

FELIPE NO

Wood Ox.

"Great fun these Wood Oxen, with their marvelous sense of humor that patches up just about everything in their path, winning chuckling friends along the way. Like typical oxen, they are open-minded, with a "laissez-faire" philosophy towards others. They conduct their own lives with a strong moral code and receive and deserve admiration and trust for their integrity. Practical all the way, Wood Oxen never make rash decisions and are always considerate of the needs of others. Another story is money! Finances are not too stable because of that old devil Credit! Why, they would buy a dinosaur if they were just offered one with a dollar down and a dollar a week. Not only that, they lend money to friends, not a good idea! Despite a volatile financial life, their careers are pretty successful. Since they are generally such quick learners, all they have to do is control their impulsive spending and try saving for a change. When it comes to moonlight and roses, Wood Oxen have it made. Because they are such good communicators, they know that nothing chills a romance like a cold shoulder. They talk over differences right away, never letting trifles build up into resentments. Wood Oxen are very devoted to their family and family life is rich with treasure."

I found myself disagreeing in some statements but whatever.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Wood Ox. I suppose most of what's written is true for me. Although I don't think I'm a good communicator. People are constantly trying to derive the point of whatever it is I'm talking about.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm a metal monkey. Now imagine a chimpanzee rocking an electric guitar. That's not me. Some of the description sounds like me, or like things I'd be flattered to believe sound like me:

Originally Posted by The Chinese

... they also possess a serious side and influence a good many people throughout their lifetime. They know how to accomplish the most difficult of tasks with the greatest of enthusiasm, concentration, and ease. Even so, they can easily get discouraged and confused and MUST do things their way! Monkeys have a burning passion for knowledge of every kind and they magically are surrounded by the finer things in life. Life is a big adventure!

When Metal Monkey says no, that's it! They are so strong, so individualistic, and yes, so stubborn, you can talk yourself into the ground trying to convince them to change their mind. They won't budge! But when all is said and done, you admire them for their value system, fortitude, soaring ambition, and tremendous success. Success, after all, is not wishy washy. And Monkeys know the meaning of hard work! You can talk about anything under the moon, but beware: they can be pretty persuasive, so stand your ground. Sometimes a Sense of Mischief can rear its head.... They can't always get along with some people.... But they don't care. You see, they are quite independent, relying solely on themselves. They have few friends, but great ones. And Grand Romance never takes a holiday with them: a life with Monkeys is Stars in Your Eyes, Romantic High Spirit, and Grand Passion indeed.

I guess so, but this?

Originally Posted by Possibly an Advertisement of Some Kind

Duck Soup and Rice are among the keys to good health!!

That's a big WTF right there. Horoscope says: "EAT MORE RICE."

There's nowhere I can't reach.