Kurado must be a fucking dog.
 

Okay, just hit the link and see what sign you are in case you don`t already know. I`m a rooster.

But be careful. The signs don`t go strictly by the year but by the lunar cycle that starts anywhere between late January and mid February. Generally 1981 is year of the Rooster, but Sassafrass, who was born early in January of 1982, is also a Rooster. Check the dates in the link!

http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/chinese_horoscope.htm

ROOSTERS UNITE WITH ME

You's lookin' at a dragon here. Fear me.

Edit: correction, You's lookin' at an Earth dragon here. Fear me.

Rabbit. Dammit. The element associated with my birth year is Fire, making me, effectively, "Fire Rabbit". Much of it fits my personality, much of it doesn't.

Who else got Rabbit? Let's discuss our rabbitness.

I am also a fire rabbit, apparently. How awesome.

I am a rooster as well. Although I have come across some Chinese horoscope materials use the term 'cock' instead. As amusing as it would be to introduce one's self as a cock, the consequences may not be worth it given the amount of mace and stun guns being wielded by the populace.

Dragons represent! Earth Dragon, normally I don't pay too much heed to horoscopes and what not but the whole friendship thing they brought up pretty much hit the nail on the head. roar... although I wonder if earth dragons can also spew fire... maybe we just spew magma or something.

Robo Sheep says "Bleet, bleet, bleet."

Ox right here. I guess it's rightfully so.

Another flaming rabbit here. Like with all the horoscope stuff I've checked out, though, I don't really fit the descriptions.

I'm a damn dirty rat.

I'm a snake. I remember being jealous of my older friends 'cuz they were dragons and dragons are WAY cooler. :/ They're like snakes but bigger and more awesome.

I'm a flaming rabbit. XD And it says I'm extroverted when I'm really not.

God damn. It says I'm a Water Pig. :(

Im a Rabbit. According to my chinese restaurant place mat, that means im artistic.

I already know what I am. Fire Snake here. I don't believe in this stuff, but there are some things for Fire Snakes that matches me. Scary.

I always thought I was a cock, but here I am, a metal monkey.

...I always thought I was a cock...
...I just don't feel like a monkey...

Yeah, I'm a Wood Rat. I first learned this from my Faith, Fiction, Film, and Feminism course last year as our class read Amy Tan's Joy Luck Club, probably the only piece of literature I liked in college. Anyway, yeah: wood rat.

And some excerpts from the horoscope description I feel are true:

Feb 2, 1984 to Feb 19, 1985

-Rat people are so charming and attractive they are always surrounded by friends and admirers.
-Known as Perfectionists, they never want to lose face.
-It takes an understanding friend to get them to "put on the dancing plumes." -Rat people have vivid imagination and are known for creating extraordinarily magic moments in time.
-Rats enjoy being leaders and pacesetters and usually enjoy extraordinary success in life.
-Wood rats don't care about firecrackers and whiz-bam-boom special effects. -Somewhat introverted and shy in social gatherings, Wood Rats nevertheless make a big impact when it comes to career, finance, and entrepreneurial projects.
-A big ego keeps this one focused on the big picture, talking only when necessary to make the next move.
-The enterprising Wood Rat knows and lives the rules in human dynamics: compromise, flexibility, "playing it by ear," the Golden Rule, and generosity. In the Love Boat, don't expect the Wood Rat to whisper a lot of sweet nothings; again, still waters run deep.
-They don't need words, they ACT their love, showering affection, kindness, and respect on their loved ones, who love them in return.

Yeah, so that's at least 90% of the whole thing. Rat for life, I guess.

Earth Snake.. Interesting. I'll have to contemplate this for a little while. >_>

I was previously unaware there were different types of the same animals depending upon the year. I'm apparently an Earth Dragon.

Really, I only think half of that applies to me. Though, that's the thing about zodiacs. Not everything is going to apply to one person in most cases.

I knew I was a Monkey--but an Earth Monkey?

Damn....

*eats bananas and throws poo at you*

I'm an Earth Snake. The description pretty inaccurate though. Especially for a large amount of people who've been born in that year.

I join you in Earth Snakedom. Pretty lame I guess, though it did nail my love of music. Where would we be without the Chinese?

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5...alhorsewj3.jpg

Metal horse. MY RADAR HOOVES PREDICT DANGER.

Another fire rabbit here. Wow that...almost describes me. I'm nothing like the description until I get comfortable in a crowd. Then I'm like a fire rabbit. Otherwise I'm quiet and nervous about so many little things it's a joke.