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***FatsDomino*** · Jul 30, 2008, 09:44 AM

Screw that. Assholes deserve death. You already gave them plenty of chance before the battle started even as much as I'd like to hear why they were drop kicked into this hole.

How ya doing, buddy?

Zergrinch · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 11:32 PM

But... but... they can be useful ~~cannon fodder~~ NPC party members in future confrontations! Violence is not the solution, it is your duty to spread love and peace throughout the dungeon!

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

***FatsDomino*** · Jul 30, 2008, 10:58 AM

Besides, you never know if Shin might attempt a bit of necromancy for great humorous results.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Bradylama · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Where you moving to, Hambeast?

It's slightly convoluted. I'm in my parent's house for a few weeks between semesters, so I have to go down to Stillwater, move all of my furniture out of the room I used to rent, move it into the new room my brother is renting, move my junk into my dorm room and then come back to my home town so I can go out with some bros on the weekend.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

Besides, you never know if Shin might attempt a bit of necromancy for great humorous results.

Sadly, Bob's necromantic powers are as much a mystery to him as everyone else and they only work while he's asleep. He's not averse to some posthumous teabagging taunts though.

FELIPE NO

Zephyrin · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 12:05 PM

[QUOTE=Zergrinch;632055]But... but... they can be useful ~~cannon fodder~~ NPC party members in future confrontations! Violence is not the solution, it is your duty to spread love and peace throughout the dungeon![QUOTE]

I figured we'd just kill them all but the dwarf that's running around and then haze him systematically with sword hilts and Argumentus's slobber.

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**The unmovable stubborn** · Jul 30, 2008, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

But... but... they can be useful ~~cannon fodder~~ NPC party members in future confrontations!

They can be useful for soaking up a share of the XP, if that's what you mean =o

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 08:18 PM

We could keep the halfling alive then use her to walk in front of the party and trigger traps. So long as there aren't any triggered by the passing of a person over five foot tall we'll be laughing.

How ya doing, buddy?

***FatsDomino*** · Jul 30, 2008, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Shin

He's not averse to some posthumous teabagging taunts though.

If that doesn't raise the dead then nothing will.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Bradylama · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by Shin

We could keep the halfling alive then use her to walk in front of the party and trigger traps. So long as there aren't any triggered by the passing of a person over five foot tall we'll be laughing.

If only we were chaotic evil.

"Forced rape isn't creepy, IT'S A ROLEPLAYING CHOICE!"

How ya doing, buddy?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 10:18 PM

Who says I'm not? I'm sure Bob would like to be chaotic evil, they have better outifts if nothing else.

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**The unmovable stubborn** · Jul 30, 2008, 04:29 PM

Guys

Would you like me to roll to see if there are any hot girls there

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Bradylama · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 05:17 PM

I don't want to get drunk if there aren't any hot girls.

FELIPE NO

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 05:28 PM

Where are the cheetos?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Jul 30, 2008, 06:38 PM

RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

Also, this is my fault because I didn't realize the map wasn't showing but you're trying to occupy the same space as Fescue

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

Also, this is my fault because I didn't realize the map wasn't showing but you're trying to occupy the same space as Fescue

I can stand over a prone ally, can't I?

If not, I'll just stay where I am and smack the wolf with Bolstering Strike again.

DADDY NEEDS A NEW WOLFSKIN PELT.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Jul 30, 2008, 06:49 PM

Huh, turns out that you can stand over prone people, yeah.

I have no idea what happens if he tries to get up and you're still all in his personal space, but we'll roll with it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 05:58 PM

Okay, if I'm remembering the rules right, and keep in mind I just skimmed over it like... weeks ago, I think he has to crawl away from the square then stand up.

Also, am I defending him by standing over him?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

***FatsDomino*** · Jul 30, 2008, 09:30 PM

NO DENI! PIGGYBACK BATTLIN! NO CRAWLING AWAY. PIGGYBACK BATTLINNNN!!!

I was speaking idiomatically.

**The unmovable stubborn** · Jul 30, 2008, 09:34 PM

MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by Pangalin

MECHA-SHIVA! MECHA-SHIVA!

FELIPE NO

Zephyrin · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 09:27 PM

I just end up rising in whatever spot is open next to the one I'm in. If there isn't one open, then I better make like a snake. No defense bonuses.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Jul 30, 2008, 11:33 PM

The dream of Mecha-Shiva has been killed in its cradle

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Jul 30, 2008, 10:35 PM

You bastard.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jul 31, 2008, 01:04 PM

Seeing as how as and when I can cast it the flame orb thing is a daily, it'll have to be a super-combo shinkuhadoken which, as in Marvel vs Street Fighter, I assume I can cast in mid-air. The only thing in that game funnier than a shinkuhadoken in the face is your opponent trying it and getting it a bit high, allowing you to calmly walk underneath them and shinryuken the shit out of them.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.