[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

More than Niknak or the Time Bandits? I think not, matey.

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Just look at their popped eyes and hard glares. Those bright clothes and ready gifts must hide a dark past.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The resolution on this monitor isn't too great but it looks to me like we just picked a fight with Jesus...

FELIPE NO

I do believe it's raping time.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Acer, I begin to fear you are accelerating toward a kind of Creepy Singularity from which none of us may escape.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sweet! Maybe I can sell tickets!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The tickets are also cursed.

Additional Spam:
Okay, rules corner!

Argumentus is prone. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? It means his ass is sprawled out on the floor like a chump:

Extra defense against ranged attacks

Lower defense against melee attacks

Lower attack rolls

You can go prone (or stand up from a prone position) as a minor action. Huzzah!

Also, the wolf is kind of poorly placed on the latest map, treat it as being in the lower of the two squares.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Thank god I got high initiative. Also forgot I'm not a dwarf.

Also are there any spells which can't be cast from prone?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

None that I can find.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I imagine you'd struggle to get some of the rituals done while lying down wouldn't you?

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That's why you set every spell's movement ritual to be...


THE WORM.

FELIPE NO

Ha ha, I'm not convinced that doing the worm would make you harder to hit with arrows.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Next to impossible to hit you when they're too busy PUTTING THEIR HANDS IN THE AIR. LIKE THEY JUST DON'T CARE.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

WHY MUST THIS ABUSE OF INNOCENT TABLES CONTINUE

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I suppose it's too late for me to ignore drawing the warhammer and instead pick up my shield, since I didn't know Brady was going to be dropping it?

Also, a table killed my mom. What of it?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Done and done, although retroactively having had the shield wasn't enough to maintain your neck integrity.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh, thanks. Also, that's fine.

So long as I fucked that table up, yo. It won't be talking shit any time soon.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Die, milkface!

He hates these tables! Stay away from the tables!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Click for lols

FELIPE NO

Question: If I used a skill in the middle of battle to affect NPC behavior, like say intimidate, would that be considered a minor action?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Standard action, unfortunately. Pretty much any skill check in combat is Standard except for knowledge checks (which are free)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

oh god I'm going to diiiiiiiiiiieeeee this drake is fucking my shit up

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You are just too hammy and delicious for your own good.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think Argumentus and Gabriel might be in some trouble.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

And mighty thirsty for a can of Surge. Can they be quenched? Let's find out!

I was speaking idiomatically.