[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Originally Posted by Narrator

securing the cake and its table to the wall

If they could also hack it away from the wall, or had a pick to take the wall as well, that might be viable.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You cut away the part of the table that's attached to the wall, obviously.

FELIPE NO

Pang, can I use Bob's enchantment transference ritual to make a web-sword or something similar out of those bolts?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Shin, do you want me to walk you over to the cake if you find a proper solution? I can use Water Walk on a companion and myself at the same time. =)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm not convinced that there's much I can do that the others can't but having the two wizards seperated from the group by a raging whirlpool seems like the sort of clever plan the horde would go for so yeah, take me over there. Couldn't we just eat round the gluey bits then make a new cake to fix it once we were out of the sewer?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Big Gay Chulo

Pang, can I use Bob's enchantment transference ritual to make a web-sword or something similar out of those bolts?

Enchantment Transference only works between items of the same type, depending on the enchantment. In this case the "type" is Ammunition. So you couldn't get a web sword or a web axe, but you could get Web-Arrows or Web-Slingstones or — perhaps most hilariously — Web-Molotovs.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I am all for cum-in-a-jar attacks. That sounds right up most of these folks' alley.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Let's not forget the possibility of oily "cake"

I was speaking idiomatically.

Pang, how can they surround us? I had Mordenkainen's Magical Watchdog cast!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

BUT YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SAID YOU WERE CASTING IT

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

Not willing to carry Bob again nor, evidently, willing to spend the components required to extend the water-walking ritual's effect to an additional person, Gordok simply grabs hold of Bob's robe and drags him along. With the secured cake-on-a-rope acting as ballast, Bob spends the entirety of the trip back across the drain face-down and entirely underwater. After what seems like an eternity of trying not to inhale, the halfling finally hauls him up by the hem of his robe. It takes the elf several minutes to slowly haul the cake-on-a-rope out of the whirlpool — the damned thing is heavy enough without dealing with water pressure. Still, the coating of flammable oil on the dessert keeps it from getting too waterlogged.

Thoroughly wet and bedraggled, Bob sets to wringing the water out of his robes before he even considers dragging the cake up the ladder and down the street.

I don't see anyone surrounding anyone

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I did though; I completely said when you asked me...

Most amazing jew boots

I'm glad it wasn't just me who noticed that (or, actually, hadn't noticed it at all!)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ah well, no harm done (Except for all the diseases Bob probably caught from the Sewer water. When he dies in five years time from Hepatitus, he's going to haunt you forever Acer).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If Bob dies from running rain water then it was probably for the best.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Alright, what have I missed? Gimme the highlights reel, plz.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well uh

You were replaced by a hobbit and then the party ran into a dragon and killed it and escaped the dungeon only to be hired to retrieve a valuable sword from a wizard's laboratory which they did except the sword's owner was murdered before they could return it to him and so they sold the sword to the mob for mad cash which Brady immediately blew on a weapon he barely got to use, after which a lingering sense of guilt led the party to accept a charitable mission involving a zombie plague in a tiny village which led to Brigid (lurker's hobbit) being killed by spiders after which Brady got all melancholy about the whole thing and quit which ended in him being replaced as well, which brought Garr and LeHah in, both as human fighters and somewhere inbetween a total lack of strategic competence led to their "defeating" a sort-of-not-really vampire via deus ex machina, whereupon the party went on a boat trip, fought pirates, climbed a mountain, killed Deni's character via nude tobogganing and replaced him with AcerBandit, and repaired a spaceship, after which they retrieved a magic cake out of a sewer.

And, minus interspersed periods of my allowing Zerg and Skills to fuck with people, that pretty much brings us up to today!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

Well uh

You were replaced by a hobbit and then the party ran into a dragon and killed it and escaped the dungeon only to be hired to retrieve a valuable sword from a wizard's laboratory which they did except the sword's owner was murdered before they could return it to him and so they sold the sword to the mob for mad cash which Brady immediately blew on a weapon he barely got to use, after which a lingering sense of guilt led the party to accept a charitable mission involving a zombie plague in a tiny village which led to Brigid (lurker's hobbit) being killed by spiders after which Brady got all melancholy about the whole thing and quit which ended in him being replaced as well, which brought Garr and LeHah in, both as human fighters and somewhere inbetween a total lack of strategic competence led to their "defeating" a sort-of-not-really vampire via deus ex machina, whereupon the party went on a boat trip, fought pirates, climbed a mountain, killed Deni's character via nude tobogganing and replaced him with AcerBandit, and repaired a spaceship, after which they retrieved a magic cake out of a sewer.

And, minus interspersed periods of my allowing Zerg and Skills to fuck with people, that pretty much brings us up to today!

Propped for best concise quest run-on sentence summary I've ever seen!

FELIPE NO

You forgot the random stats about game outcomes on Wednesdays when the wind was blowing over 9 mph in a southeasterly direction. But good try anyways.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Has anyone updated the wiki page recently? I know Deni was doing it for a bit and I did a couple of times back in the day but I suspect it's been a bit neglected. I ought to do it really as that's the only reason Bob's walking around with writing paper and a pen, to record the adventures Doogie Howser style but being the busy (lazy) motherfucker that I am, I'm happy for anyone else to add to the article as they please.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I was fiddling with it a couple weeks back, got it caught up to the spider fight.

Anyways it looks like it's time for the cow level unless Acer/LeHah want to submit some fucking votes in the next 45 minutes.

and I so wanted to title a thread "Sex Tent"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You still could. Who knows what we'll find in the minotaur city?

I'm assuming you know obviously.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

THREE-WAY TIE

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Feels like I'm voting for nothing at all. Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL!

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll OH GOD THE TENSION

stupid sexy halfling



Okay let's roll for it, 1 for ender's game 2 for sex tent 3 for minotaurs

dodged that bullet!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?