[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

10 squares, but yes. I suppose so.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Technically, though, nobody knows it's coming after us.

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Yeah, but everybody's already 10 squares or more away from it even now. When its turn comes around it won't perceive anybody

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well aren't you just disappointed that nobody gets to die. >=(

I was speaking idiomatically.

Aren't we all.

Go play with the slime Zeph! It wants to be your buddy.

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Of course without fighting it you'll never get those precious gems lodged in its naughty places.

To sully or not to sully?

FELIPE NO

That fucking rat swarm is enough of a pain in the ass to kill with mundane weapons, thank you.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Another question about fighting ooze. Argumentus can't really hurt it with his mundane fists, but what would happen if I threw a corpse at it, would that slow it down?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well uh the distinction between blunt weapons and edged weapons is pretty much gone in 4E so theoretically you could punch it to death (if you had a couple days to kill). That aside yeah I suppose generally it would rather eat than fight in most cases.

Of course this is all player knowledge.

Also you already used your Second Wind for this fight

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Welp then just move me there. Make that healing surge a surge of flatulence or whatever.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Not that I particularly want to fight it at the same time as the rats, but wouldn't the slime have seen the dead goblins and gone and eaten them? They're barely five minutes dead so they'd still be pretty warm.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

...YES

THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT DID HAPPEN, IN RETROSPECT

I was speaking idiomatically.

You guys, I really think we should try this one out, next!



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Do they have rules for antlers?

FELIPE NO

Man, I wanted to see Bradylama's character exploded by rats

Quit healing yourself

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I was reading the rulebook combat section and got confused about something...

My basic attacks have a bonus to my attack roll, right?
Now, the power cards replace the attack vs. stats, and damage roll, but under attack it doesn't say anything about bonus to hit.

Do I still get my bonus to hit from my basic attacks when using abilities? If so, shouldn't these cards say so?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Bonus to hit from whatever ability you are rolling's modifier still applies. As does any weapon proficiency attack bonus.

So if you are rolling an attack power with STR vs. AC for your chance to hit, you add your strength modifier to your die roll. If you are making the attack with a dagger and are proficient with it, you also add the +3 proficiency bonus for the weapon.

Odds are Pang is keeping track of this behind the scenes so you guys don't have to think about it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, you always add your proficiency bonuses/class bonuses regardless of which attack you use.

So if Fescue makes a basic attack with his dagger, he gets
STR + Class Bonus + Proficiency = +4 bonus

Switching to Sly Flourish just replaces the STR bonus with his DEX bonus, so he gets
DEX + Class Bonus + Profiency = +5 bonus

And yes I admit the cards aren't perfect, but they were the best I could find and trying to make them all by hand was just eeeeaaaarrrrgh

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Where did you find those, anyway?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Over at ENWorld there's a 30-something page thread with a bunch of different templates. I'd link you but ENWorld is down right now (like it is about 60% of the time.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Can I cast Cloud of Daggers again before the other one dissipates?

If so, I will please, if not cast Ray of frost at them. I'm off to bed now though.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

...and the battle is won in absentia.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

...and the battle is won in absentia.

So long as we didn't kill the poor retard.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Would taking a shit count as a major action in a combat round?

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You should ask if getting your dumb elf-ass eaten is going to happen faster than Assrapist of Hamburglar killing you for making him fight again.

There's nowhere I can't reach.